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Tell children four short stories before going to bed.

Text version of children's bedtime story 1: The king's head was flooded.

The king of the Eight Powers is determined to learn to swim this summer! Regrettably, on the first day of swimming, the king drowned.

Doctor Kang, the imperial doctor, personally came to treat the king. "You've been drowning for too long, and your head is in water." That boy is blind. Is his head in the water? He sat up in bed-and then understood what Dr. Kang meant. Water in the head means that you can feel the water shaking in your head when you move a little. Hua, Hua ...

"You must do something for me." The king held Dr. Kang's hand tightly. "If you don't want surgery, you can only use the' slow drainage method'." Dr. Kang gave the king an injection and let him out of the hospital.

Back to the palace, just in time for lunch. Chefs serve dishes one by one, and the king wipes his saliva again and again! The chef was very moved. "No one has ever been so greedy for my food! Your Majesty, you are really my bosom friend! "

However, not everyone can face a drooling king.

"What do you mean by watching my mouth water?" The queen looked at the king angrily. "Although I am as fat as ham, you can't insult me like this!" "

"These cookies are mine."

The little prince held up his biscuit bucket and stressed to the king, "No matter how greedy you are, I can only give you one."

The king can't stand it! He immediately went to Dr. Kang's clinic.

"The' slow drainage method' is a good idea, but it is not a good idea to drain water from your mouth." Said the king.

Dr. Kang gave him another injection. On the way back to the palace, the king began to wipe his nose.

"Your Majesty, you must pay attention to your health!" The nanny who took care of the king said that she also put on a cotton-padded jacket for the king. Summer is here!

"Your Majesty, it's time for you to take your medicine." Minister Beard came with a cart full of medicine. "Your nose has been running, so you are very ill!"

The king went to visit Dr. Kang again: "Let the water flow out of my eyes! I'd rather be an affectionate king! "

From this day on, everyone saw the king, and big tears hung in his eyes forever.

The king wiped his eyes and reprimanded the minister at the early court. Ministers bowed their heads in shame when they saw your majesty crying with anger; When the king visited the orphanage, the whole orphanage was glad that they had a kind king. ...

Thankfully, the water in the king's head was finally drained. After such a thing, the king quickly learned to swim. Because he is completely used to losing his mind. "Hua, hua ..."

"Not only that," the king proudly said to Dr. Kang, "I think my mind is clear, so I thought of a question."

"What's the problem?" "Why do you have to let the water flow out in the form of tears, snot and saliva? Why can't it flow out like sweat? " The king said loudly, "It's normal to sweat in summer!" That will never cause any misunderstanding, will it? "

Children's bedtime story text version 2: curious cock

The rooster Wangwang found that swans could swim freely in the water. Why can't it swim by itself? He decided to learn to swim.

One morning, the little cock came to the swan's house with a loud cry. It looked left and right at menstruation Swan, and didn't see any difference. That's strange! Want Want pretends to respectfully ask Aunt Swan, "Hello, Aunt Swan, why can you swim freely on the water and I can't?" Swan menstruation smiled when he heard this. She raised her feet and proudly pointed out that there was a film on my feet. When I wave in the water, the film can generate power and push me to swim forward. Look at your feet one by one. How can you swim? After listening to this, Wangwang finally understood why he couldn't swim. In order to realize his dream of swimming, Wangwang decided to make a pair of swimming shoes.

On his way home, Want Want found that the little turtle could swim easily on the water. He felt very strange. "How can a little turtle swim like an aunt swan without a membrane?" He went up to the little turtle in the river and shouted, "Brother Tortoise, you don't have a membrane on your feet like Aunt Swan, but how can you swim?" The little turtle smiled and said, "it is my back shell that makes me buoyant, so I can float on the water." However, I have to rely on my four thick and four short feet to move forward. " After hearing this, the clever Want Want had a new idea in his heart.

Want Want decided to make a pair of swimming shoes like swan's feet and a buoyancy swimsuit like turtle's back shell. Want Want swims freely in the river all day. She thought to herself, "As long as you think hard, your dream will surely succeed.

Children's bedtime story text version 3: wolves wear pants

Today is the wolf's birthday. Early in the morning, the wolf received a gift-a New Pants.

The wolf didn't wear pants, and now he has a headache: "alas!" " Where should I put my pants? "Wolf with New Pants left see right to see, compare the pants to the tail. Pants are as long as the tail and just fit the tail. " The wolf put his trousers on his tail. "Oh, no, why can't this pair of trousers be worn in half?"

Confused, the wolf picked up his trousers, looked at them, put them on his hands and ate them proudly. "oh! Why can't you reach out your hand? " The bigger the wolf, the more confused he is. "How to wear pants? Hey, there is a big mouth on these pants, and two' ears' just fit over your head, and two trouser legs just fit over your ears. " The wolf put his trousers on his head again. Hey! It's really good, neither too big nor too small. It just sticks to the head, and both ears "wear" into the trouser legs.

The wolf took photos again and again in front of the mirror. He was very satisfied, and then went out with his handbag. Along the way, the little animals laughed their heads off. The wolf saw it and thought, "My New Pants must be very beautiful, and the small animals are envious." My heart is even more proud.

"Mom, look, the wolf's trousers are on his head."

"ah! Wolf, your pants are wrong! "

The wolf turned red when he heard this. "Don't be embarrassed, let's help you!" Small animals help the wolf put on his pants. This pair of trousers is neither too big nor too small. They are just right.

The wolf suddenly realized that trousers were not worn on the tail or the head, but on two legs.

Children's bedtime story text version 4: self-righteous rhinoceros

Once upon a time, many animals lived in the zoo. Everyone gets along well except a rhinoceros, who always likes to laugh at other animals. I always feel great, look down on other animals, and everyone doesn't like them! Look, the rhinoceros is laughing at other animals again.

"Humpty Dumpty, Humpty Dumpty" He often plays jokes on Brother Camel.

Who said I was a camel? The camel said angrily, "If I had three peaks, I might be dozens of times more beautiful than you?"

Hey, cheeky. The rhinoceros shouted at the elephant, "I said which is your tail and which is your nose." I think you are not an elephant, but a lazy pig! " "

Uncle Xiang, who is usually kind, can't stand it today. "My nose and tail irritate you. They are on me. Do you care? " Then the elephant left angrily.

"Long-necked Han, you caught a bird today." The giraffe flew into a rage at once. "What about yourself? You look great. " The giraffe condescended to answer rudely.

Once, camels, elephants and giraffes got a mirror and went to find a rhinoceros. As it happens, rhinoceros and ostrich are "fighting" at the moment. Hey, you hairy leper! Barefoot, can't even fly, or what a bird! I think it's just a real cock. "Poor aunt ostrich felt terrible and buried her head in her wings.

"Friend, listen to me!" The camel came forward and said, "Are you as beautiful as a flower?" "Of course!" The rhinoceros replied, "Is there no doubt about it?" "Well, please see for yourself!" Then the elephant handed the mirror to the rhinoceros.

The rhinoceros looked in the mirror and laughed: "Hahahahahahaha, which ugly guy is smiling at this uncle?" What's that on his nose! Hee hee hee ... "In this way, he looked at himself in the mirror and smiled.

Elephants, camels, ostriches and giraffes all know that rhinoceros is just a real fool, so they ignore rhinoceros.