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A profound lesson

A profound lesson 1

Everyone has experienced profound lessons. In my memory, there are many profound lessons, but there is one thing that I remember deeply. ...

I remember it was a scorching morning, the sun was scorching the earth, and it seemed that the asphalt road was "soft". My husband and I were going to ride to Century Square by bike, and I felt very relaxed along the way. Listening to little songs, chewing bubble gum, riding a bicycle, I am very happy. At this time, I came to the pedestrian line and found that there were no cars on both sides, but the traffic lights for pedestrians were red. At that time, my mind went blank, so I pedaled and rode out. I didn't know that an electric car was coming from the opposite side. I saw this car rushing towards me. My first instinct was to hide to the side so that it wouldn't hit me. But it's too late, the "enemy" is already approaching us. It was too late for me to get to the side. I closed my eyes nervously and felt some pain in my left leg. When I opened my eyes, I found that I had been knocked to the side of the road and my left leg was bleeding. It was really painful.

My grandpa took me to a clinic and applied red lotion on me. It felt both cooling and heart-wrenching pain. It was finally over. The doctor said I couldn’t touch the water for a week, otherwise my side would relapse.

From now on, I will definitely obey the traffic rules so as not to get hurt. This is really a profound lesson. A profound lesson 2

It’s scary. Some people think it’s a man-made disaster, some think it’s a natural disaster, some think it’s being scolded by the teacher, some think it’s being grounded by family members or not being able to eat snacks, etc. But I think it’s scary. Being scolded by parents. Scary can make you nervous, worried, and even unforgettable.

Last year, I was scolded by my parents for getting a less than ideal grade. At that time, my father stared at me with his fierce eyes, as if he was holding a knife and preparing to kill me, which made me so scared. My mother stood by and blamed me angrily, talking non-stop like a tape recorder, which almost drove me crazy. The atmosphere at that time was so bad that I really wanted to go back to the starting point and take the exam again; I must have done well in the exam, but I can no longer change this fact. The lights on the roof dimmed, and even my favorite doll seemed to be disappointed with me.

After a long time like this, I finally couldn't help crying. My father said loudly: "Why are you crying! Did you do nothing wrong?" I was stunned and speechless at that time. . Suddenly, I wanted to dig a hole in the ground and hide in it, never to see anyone again. At that time, my mood simply hit rock bottom.

After this incident, I learned a lesson and never dare to fail the test again. I will be more serious in the future because it is really terrible. A profound lesson 3

In school, my classmates and I often play various games. The games we boys play most are chasing each other and fighting. Many things happened while playing the game, but one thing is still fresh in my memory.

That evening, a few of us boys were playing "Crossing the Beacon Line", but somehow it turned into playing "Golden Headshot". The so-called "golden headshot" is to hit someone with an object. That time we used a hard plastic shell to smash it. Originally, this game stipulated that soft objects should be used as props, but because we couldn't find any soft objects that day, we had to pick up a plastic one and use it. This plastic is hard and brittle. Before playing the game, everyone agreed not to hit the head with this thing. At the beginning, everyone abided by the rules of the game and played very excitedly. While playing with it, the plastic shell broke somehow and had a sharp point. But I was having so much fun that I didn’t notice the pointed tip.

Later we asked the girls to play together. We chose Zheng Yumeng to throw, and the other boys and girls hid together. Zheng Yumeng threw it hard, but it hit Du Xin'an's eyelids and was hit by the sharp corner. Du Xin'an started crying on the spot, and we were all frightened. Zheng Yumeng was also dumbfounded.

Du Xinan did not blame Zheng Yumeng, nor did he blame us. But we boys still feel that we have a big responsibility in this matter. The rules of the game were not explained clearly before the game, and the dangers of the game were not realized. This made me understand a truth: you must ensure safety when playing games, and you cannot get injured while playing games, let alone hurt others while playing games.

A profound lesson 4

One night, I finished my homework early, so I went riding a bicycle with my dad.

We pushed the bicycle to the square, which was very lively.

My father and I found a quiet and dark place to practice. When I got on the car, my heart was like a toy car that was wound up. I was so happy that I wanted to jump out - as soon as I stepped on it, it would fly like lightning.

Dad hurried over and reminded him earnestly: "Slow down, slow down... Never press the pedal again when turning... Never press the brake immediately when you want to stop..."

Where are there so many "tens of millions"? I turned a deaf ear to my father's words. As for my father, he seemed to feel that talking to me was like playing the piano to a cow, so he had to follow me nervously, pretending to protect me at all times.

I am already so old, do I still need to be escorted? My heart moved and I sped up. After a while, I got rid of my father and happily "flyed alone".

I was just happy for a short while when a sharp turn appeared in front of me. I didn’t take my father’s teachings to heart at all. In front of the turn, I was still pedaling desperately: tragedy happened. The wheel slipped, the bike flipped over, and I fell into the grass. What makes me regret even more is that a layer of paint was wiped off the brand-new bicycle and a part fell off.

This incident taught me a profound lesson: If you don’t listen to your father, you will suffer the consequences! A profound lesson 5

I have been a very careless person since I was a child. I have been careless in study and life, and I have made many mistakes for this reason. But there was one thing that made me change. This thing is still vivid in my mind, as if it happened yesterday.

One afternoon, the teacher assigned us an assignment and asked us to write an essay on the "Elite Tutorial". I glanced at the title and saw that it was "My Favorite Show". It was so easy to write. I thought about it a little and wrote confidently. The content was about a famous variety show on TV. After a while, I wrote a long article eloquently, and I felt quite proud.

In Chinese class the next day, Teacher Wang called on the names of some classmates and asked us to stand up and read our compositions. I was stunned when I heard that the title of the essay written by my classmates was "My Favorite Festival" and the content was about how to celebrate the Spring Festival and Mid-Autumn Festival. It turns out that I regarded the "holiday" in the title of the essay as a "program". This is great. I am off topic. If I read it out, it will definitely make a big joke. I sat uneasily in my seat. Every time the teacher called a classmate's name, I was terrified, for fear that he would ask me to get up to read my composition. I could only pray secretly in my heart: Don't call me, don't call me... I just sat on pins and needles and waited for time. Finally, the bell rang happily. I breathed a long sigh of relief, and a big stone in my heart finally fell to the ground.

This unforgettable incident taught me a profound lesson. I learned a lesson and gained wisdom. From now on, every time I write a composition, I have to read the title and requirements carefully several times to prevent mistakes. After I finish writing the composition, I have to read it three times and correct it while reading. In this way, if the teacher I was called upon to get up and read the composition, and then I could read the composition out loud with confidence and eloquence. A profound lesson 6

On Saturday afternoon, I was doing homework in the room. My mother, who was washing clothes in the bathroom, shouted loudly: "Guan Dabao, come here immediately and see what good things you have done." Yeah! the fat is in the fire! I ran to the bathroom quickly.

When I came to the bathroom, I was immediately dumbfounded. My watch was bathing in the water! I have bought two watches before. One was lost and never found back. The other one was mine. His salesperson aunt said the watch was waterproof, so I secretly soaked it in water when my mother was not at home. I wanted to test its waterproofness, but just like that, "that watch was damaged."

Oh my God! This is my third watch. If it breaks again, my mother will definitely beat me to death. ah! I can't think about it anymore, my whole body hurts when I think about it. I'm too scared.

My mother asked me sternly: "What are you going to do now?"

"I... I want to use... a... hair dryer... to blow the watch for a while to remove the water inside. Blow dry." I replied hesitantly.

My mother said angrily: "Then why don't you go quickly?"

Oh...oh, go right now, go right now. I was so scared that I broke into a cold sweat. I took a hair dryer and blew it on my watch, silently praying to God to keep my watch safe.

After blowing the watch for about ten minutes, I turned it on and was pleasantly surprised to find that my watch was fine! I finally let go of my worries.

Although I luckily escaped this time. , but I must firmly remember this lesson. No matter what you do in the future, you must be careful and conscientious and never be careless. A profound lesson 7

There is a kind of person who does not do it carefully before taking an exam or doing other things. Only after the results come out will he regret, sigh, and hate himself for not doing things well in the first place. ! And I am one of them.

In Chinese class, the teacher was handing out unit test papers. I looked at my paper in my seat: 69 points! The bright red 69 points stung me deeply, and I felt a little sad.

What makes me sad is not that the score is too low. In fact, the highest score in this exam is only 77 points. My ideal score is to be within the same score line as the highest score: for example, if the highest score is 77 points, I As long as it's within the 70-point range, it's fine. What saddens me the most is that I am only one point away from my ideal score! In other words, I am only one step away from my goal! What a small distance, but often just such a small distance will cause the opportunity to pass by and success!

Looking back at my test paper, I couldn’t be happier. I made mistakes in many places in the test paper that shouldn’t have been wrong. In fact, I can definitely get this point: if I write one more pinyin correctly, I will get one point. If I write the word carefully, I will get one point. If I use my brain and fill in the blank correctly, I will get one point. , when I found out these things that should not be wrong one by one, I found that I had missed so many opportunities to score one point and lost so many points!

This time taught me a profound lesson: Don’t do anything casually, don’t wait until it’s too late to regret! A profound lesson 8

When you see the question, you will definitely wonder, why is the exam so strange? Why is there a strange exam? Hee hee, let me tell you, this exam is different from ordinary exams.

"Dingle bell" As the bell rang, a smiling and amiable teacher walked into the classroom, and the loud noise in the classroom suddenly became silent. The teacher gave each of us a "Animal knowledge test", the teacher reads the information and we listen. A short three minutes passed, and we were very happy, and we all talked about it: It's so simple, the teacher is clearly asking us to get 100 points! "That's right!"

As soon as we finished speaking, the marking teacher gave us scores one by one. We waited quietly, waiting for the hundred points to come our way. However, when we saw our scores , with distress and worry written all over their faces. 0 points! "I looked at the 0-point exam paper in surprise. I couldn't believe my eyes. My heart felt like it was filled with stones, very heavy. What kind of medicine is sold in the teacher's gourd? "I thought in confusion, why is it 0 points? Did I do nothing wrong?"

Sorrows surrounded me one by one. Shouldn't it? I didn’t write anything wrong, and other students also got 0 points. Did the teacher make a mistake? "I feel confused in my heart.

Okay! Everyone, be quiet! What scores did you get?" the teacher asked. The students were very angry this time and started arguing in all directions.

It seems that everyone did not do well in the exam! "The teacher said as he walked, "Hey, why are they all 0 points? Do you know why you are wrong?" We looked at the questions again. Suddenly, our eyes lit up and we suddenly became cheerful. Students, look at these questions and read the first question silently carefully. Question six, does it contradict the previous question? "The teacher said kindly, since people have never seen its true appearance, and scientists have not discovered its fossils, where did the information about it come from? Therefore, the only way to fill in the 'false information' this time is You have to get 100 points in the exam!"

We sighed and said dejectedly: What a pity, we were fooled by the teacher! "But think about it carefully, are we just busy writing answers and not thinking, or have we been fooled by the teacher from the beginning?

This is really a strange exam and an unforgettable memory. , looking back and thinking about it, if I had thought carefully, how could I have achieved such results; if I had not been busy writing answers, how could I have learned such a lesson?

Isn’t this a typical example of being too anxious to eat hot tofu? An example? Alas, this exam really taught me a powerful lesson! A profound lesson 9

Time is like a little carriage, taking away many memories but losing them halfway. I ordered a package that will never be forgotten in my heart.

Talking about the package, it was actually a big bag of juice. I loved drinking juice and couldn’t stop drinking it. This time, I took the exam. My mother was very happy and gave me 50 yuan! This 50 yuan was like an astronomical figure to me, because my mother used to be a tough guy, but now she gave me so much money. I was so happy.

So I immediately went to the juice shop and bought 3 large glasses of juice, drank the first glass, and then drank the third glass when I wanted to. At that time, I suddenly thought that it would be better to go home and drink while doing my homework. So I ran home like crazy and started drinking juice while doing my homework. Not to mention, although it was just an ordinary cup of juice, it was still a way to relieve stress. Liquid, once I wrote about the topic I didn't know, it became less difficult to take a sip. After a while, my hand couldn't help but pick up the juice, but accidentally, I knocked the juice on the table. All my homework was wet.

At this time, I felt like a rabbit was jumping around in my heart. I had no choice but to cry loudly. My mother heard it and came over to pour the water. He wiped it dry and said to me: "I will buy you all the homework books again. You can make up for them again!" "

Just like that, I made up my homework until late at night and I haven't finished it. I will never drink juice again. Juice, bye bye. A profound lesson 10

The lesson is A light in the darkness guides you out of the darkness; lessons are a guide dog in confusion, guiding you through the fog; lessons are a ship on the sea, helping you to overcome difficulties and lead to the light.

Since the holidays started, I became obsessed with rope skipping, and my dad took me to skip rope every day. But in the middle of the summer vacation, my dad said that I had to learn sixth grade knowledge, otherwise I couldn’t skip rope. I thought it was just a joke at the time, so I still went downstairs to play during the day and went to skip rope at night. When it was time to skip rope, I was as anxious as an ant on a hot pot. Dad could see through his mind at a glance. If I wanted to skip rope, I had to do a question first. I immediately picked up the pen and wrote directly without thinking. I was so confused that a few grasses grew on me. I just wanted to jump rope quickly. After I finished writing, I had to pass my father's review. You can't skip rope when the score is below 90. I was secretly glad that I could still skip rope. Suddenly my father's words were like a bolt from the blue. I felt uneasy. The centripetal force was like a rabbit, running rampant, and it was like fifteen buckets fetching water - seven I went up and down eight times, one after another with the wrong number, like a long train ride. I felt that my father was very annoying and wordy. He just made excuses to avoid skipping. Dad said, you didn’t reach 90 points today, so you can’t skip rope. I I cried and fussed, but my father was indifferent. I cursed my father secretly in my heart and stared at him with vicious eyes. My father looked up at me, and the arrogance in his eyes revealed the desire for success. I understood that learning should always come first. Entertainment comes first.

That was a profound lesson. 11

Time flies, and it has been more than 12 years since I was born. There was an unforgettable lesson that taught me to "think before you act".

That was when I was five years old. I don’t know when I heard my father say that wine will taste better after being chilled in the refrigerator. I was smart enough to sneak three bottles of wine into the refrigerator and set the temperature to the lowest limit. I feel very happy, and my father will definitely praise me when he sees it.

However, the final result surprised me. Thinking about it now, I still can’t laugh or cry, which makes me still frightened.

That night, in the dead of night, when everyone fell into a sweet dream, a loud "pop" sound suddenly came out, deafening, as if it could pierce the dawn. My father and I rushed out of the room at the same time. After searching around, we found that the culprit was the two bottles of wine I put in the refrigerator - they exploded!

I am puzzled, why did it explode?

Dad looked at the glass fragments and then at the frozen wine, and understood all this. He said to me earnestly: "The reason why wine explodes is because the liquid inside freezes into ice, and the volume of ice is usually larger than that of water. The packaging glass cannot withstand the support force and is burst. Next time it will burst. You can’t do this anymore, you have to think twice before you act.” I lowered my head in shame and didn’t dare to look at my father.

After receiving this lesson, I learned a lesson and gained wisdom. I never act smart in anything I do, but think twice before I act. I have never made the same mistake again. A profound lesson 12

Cheating is a very shameful behavior. It may be immoral at best, or it may violate the law at worst. Moreover, the liar ultimately deceives not others but himself. This is what I did once I learned it after a profound lesson.

My mother beat me today because I lied. In this final exam, I scored 90:5 in math and 94 in Chinese, even though I told the scores honestly. Mom, but I was smart enough to add that I was third in the class in this Chinese language test, and foreign language was said to be passed at 90%, so I just passed. My mother asked me half-believed, how could I pass 90% in foreign language? ? Even the first grade will not pass with 90%! I said I don’t know, but that’s what the teacher said! My mother was still puzzled. After thinking about it, she went straight to call the head teacher to verify. I finally came to my senses and knew that the paper could not cover the fire. I immediately regretted and was afraid. Sure enough, my mother became furious after the phone call. , which gave me a solid meal. It felt like a nightmare that I will never forget. Of course, this beating also taught me a profound lesson. Although my mother was very angry, she finally said to me with sincerity, Xiaoyu, people should be honest and cannot use deception to achieve their goals. Only those who are kind, honest, brave and strong can Being loved by everyone, my mother’s words touched me deeply and strengthened my determination to get rid of this shortcoming. "Deception is shameful, honesty is valuable."

I will keep it firmly in my heart and make it the motto of my life. A profound lesson 13

As the saying goes: "Don't fight a war without equipment, and don't do anything without equipment." At this sports festival, I once again understood the meaning of this sentence.

This year’s Sports Festival, my competition event is to run 400 meters. It was almost the 400-meter run for Xiao Wu Women. When we met the "hostile", Zhou Xinran told me in surprise: "Except for you, almost everyone in your group ran very fast!" Look shocked! Under Zhou Xinran's guidance, Lu Zhimo ran over a minute and a few seconds, and so-and-so ran over a minute and a few seconds... Wow, there was another person wearing spiked shoes!

Soon, the game started. As expected, these people are all good runners. I tried to overtake them again and again, but failed again and again. Pay attention, there is a chance! Rush, rush, rush! Damn it, do it again! Still didn’t work! Forget it, it’s a straight road, I’ll just stick to it and overtake at the next corner!

Hoo, ho, we finally reached this corner! Go! Damn it, it’s the straight again! No, I can't be the last one, I can't be... At this juncture, my stomach hurts again. I should have known better not to drink water.

When I was exhausted, I heard the cheers of my friends: "Come on, come on!" "Don't run last!" Suddenly, I was resurrected with full health, and I rushed like crazy, surpassing one person. people. When I wanted to pass the second one, I had already reached the finish line.

Now, I have summarized the cause of the problem: lack of preparation.

First of all, strengthening the training is not enough. I can do more running exercises. Secondly, I should pay attention to the weather on the day of the competition one day in advance. If it rains lightly, the road surface will be slippery, so I should wear spike shoes to participate in the competition.

In this competition, I learned a lesson: Be prepared for everything! 400 meters, see you next year! A Profound Lesson 14

One day during the warm summer vacation, I was originally very happy, but on the contrary, I was scolded. This time, I was very impressed.

That day, the sun hung high in the sky, as if it was going to bake the earth.

From the first day of vacation, my mother and I made a study plan, from the day we made the plan to that day. Of course, from that day on, I never broke my plans. The events of that day are still vivid in my mind.

"It's time to study!" "Wait a moment" It turned out to be my mother calling me, but I won't go! "Hehehe..." I'm reading a book! By the way, guess what book I’m reading? Alas! You really guessed it, it’s the famous “Harry Potter”! "Come quickly!" Huh? Mom is here again! well! I had to say the same thing as before.

In the blink of an eye, I saw red "waves" rolling up on the lake. It was so beautiful! I looked up at my watch, "Yeah!" I couldn't help but scream in surprise, but I had to be surprised because it was already 7:30! I hurriedly started to write my homework. Unexpectedly, it took me so long to read it! I'm very unhappy with myself. At this time, my mother came over and said, "You are so anxious now, not because you didn't do your homework during the day, but now you are suffering, so you must not be so slow in the future!" I nodded affirmatively. That night, I wrote until 9 o'clock in the evening!

After this lesson, I know that if I encounter any tasks in the future, I will try to complete them as soon as possible. Don't be like me and do it at the end. You must learn from my lesson! A Profound Lesson 15

Everyone has experienced many profound lessons, each time leaving a clear trace in my heart, but I cannot tell them completely, but There is one thing that I can't forget for a long time, but I can tell it accurately.

Every summer, I inflate the flat tires of my beloved bicycle and wipe them spotless.

As a sports person, I always like to push my bright green bicycle downstairs and ride it happily for a few laps. Didn't I go out to play with my beloved bicycle that day? I rode happily on the clean bicycle. I was so happy that I suddenly saw a big black dog walking towards me. His eyes were filled with laughter. Because of the blazing murderous intent, I am usually extremely afraid of dogs, even very small dogs that have not yet had teeth. How can I not be afraid of this ferocious behemoth? I turned back in a panic, but the angle was too large, and my technique was not very good. As a result, both the bicycle and I fell to the ground. The bicycle pressed me hard and made me very uncomfortable. I panicked. I climbed out of the car, stood up slowly, and carefully helped the car up. I was still injured. There was a lot of bright red blood on the knee of my left leg, and now there is a clear scar.

After that incident, I no longer dared to ride a bicycle as I pleased. I looked back, left, and right before riding, and I never rode so fast again. Every time I rode, I will be careful and don’t panic anymore.

Don’t you think the lesson learned this time is profound? This is really a profound lesson!