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Express the mood of getting married. I'm sorry. I'm busy. I'm getting married_Love Sentences
1. Sorry, I’m busy, I’m getting married.
2. I heard that marriage certificates are very cheap. I’ll treat you to it.
3. Wait until I get married. , I slapped him first and then said to him domineeringly, "If you don't come earlier, I will make my mother wait for the wrong person."
4. Women marry for love. What about men
5. How can I bear to let you break up? I want to see you get married, quarrel, have a cold war, and get divorced
6. I can no longer remember the content of the oath on the wedding day, but he still Remember
7. Your future happiness will be shaped by me.
8. Love is art, marriage is technology, and divorce is arithmetic.
9. She said: I will go to the wedding on your wedding day. He said: Have your own wedding.
10. Teacher He is old, Xie Na is also married, Wu Xin The relationship with Haitao is still so bad, and Weijia has more wrinkles, but I love the happy family it brings me happiness
11. It’s a pity that I’m not of marriage age yet. How I wish that day It will also be the first thing you see when you wake up every day. What you say good morning to you is also what you say about marriage
12. You don’t want to get married before I graduate, okay? I’ll keep my hair long. It has to match the wedding dress
13. Let’s get married after surviving our youth and frivolity
14. My dear, if I receive your wedding invitation, I don’t know if I will have the courage. Attend your wedding.
15. You said: We must go to Ireland to get married, just because divorce is illegal there.
16. A woman’s tears and sweat after marriage are because she was confused when choosing a man.
17. Either play and don’t take it seriously or fall in love until you get married
18. Sorry, the user you dialed is married, please play again later
19. Love is like a high fever. Those who are so feverish go to get married. Those who are feverish are the ones who break up. Those who are obsessed with each other are those who are still burning. .
20. Can we wait until we grow up and then get married?
21. It’s nothing to pretend to be ambiguous in front of me. Get married if you have the guts.
22. When love comes to an end, it will end on its own. When the time comes, it doesn’t matter if you don’t want to end it.
23. Love itself is cliché. It’s exciting to meet, break up, painful, and meet again. Because people don’t want to be bored anymore, so they get married.
Twenty-four. I was drunk at the graduation party today. I cried and said that you must invite me to you when you get married in ten years. You smiled and said, isn’t it you who is your mother...
25. I am afraid that I will always face the past and turn my back to the future. Sentences to express marriage_Sentences to express love
1. Sometimes in a relationship that is predicated on marriage, it will be easier to find the small shining points in her body, laying a solid foundation for the lasting marriage.
2. Love without the purpose of marriage is just a hooligan
3. When you get married in the future, you must give me an invitation, because I want to see what kind of girl compares me to Go ahead and fulfill my dream of marrying you.
4. If there is no equal love, then let me love more!
5. [How can I let you break up? I want to see you get married, quarrel, have a cold war, and end up infertile]
6. Many years later, the person I hope to marry is me now Love you.
7. If marriage is the tomb of love, then dating is to look at the tomb for Feng Shui. Confession is to dig one’s own grave; getting married is to sacrifice one’s life to another person; to move the grave and the third party is to rob the tomb
8. Falling in love and getting married as a student is the most proud thing in your life.
9. A woman must have backbone, either from a relationship to marriage, or from being single proudly.
10. Falling in love is nothing. If you can, get married!
11. When I get married, we will get a pair of rings tattooed, and whoever files for divorce first will have his fingers chopped off
12. August 13 If anyone uploads a photo showing affection, I will cut it off. If you can’t be together in the future, and you get married, I will stuff the photo into a red envelope and give it to you
13. Divorce is more expensive than marriage bigger.
14. Since entering the marriage hall, it is like being with a tiger and a wolf. The beautiful face of the past is completely gone, and her eyes are full of ferociousness, and she can go crazy at any time. I didn’t know what marriage was in this world, but now I know it’s surrounded by high walls.
15. We are getting married on the party’s birthday. My wife asked me to make a marriage vow: we will voluntarily become husband and wife, support my wife’s leadership, abide by my wife’s charter, and fulfill our mutual obligations as husband and wife. , implement your wife's wise decision, and strictly abide by the discipline of beating, scolding and loving.
16. The best love letter a man can give to a woman is a marriage certificate.
17. The best love letter from a man to a woman. That is the marriage certificate.
18. The result of love is nothing more than two words: let's break up and let's get married.
19. Mom said, if I can’t meet someone who loves me, then I will never fall in love or get married, and I will rely on her and daddy for the rest of my life.,,,
2 10. Chinese Valentine’s Day is nothing but a wedding anniversary.
21. The best dowry a woman gives her man when she gets married is her first time. I want to marry you sentences
1. Except for some special reasons, age has nothing to do with marriage. After all, you want to be with the person you like, not that I am thirty years old and I want to marry you.
2. He rarely talks about love but suddenly told me about his wife during dinner yesterday. Have you ever felt this way? After meeting someone, I always wanted to marry her. I didn't say anything. He said: That person is you. I have wanted to marry you from the beginning. At that moment, I felt that I wanted to marry him and there was no turning back.
3. I want to hold hands! I want to get married! I want to go to bed with you! The whole dormitory immediately arranged to have coffee.
4. Baby. I love you, I want to be happy, I want to think about your future, I want to be happy with you, I want to be with you, I want to fight, you must be mine, promise me not to get married or have children child! Wait for me! Everything I do is for you.
5. I want to marry you, I want to marry you. I want to have a child with you, whether it is handsome or a peach, as long as it is mine and your child. We will have our own little home. I will make breakfast for you when I get up in the morning. I will learn your favorite sugar-filled eggs. After kissing goodbye, we will go to work and work together to go from nothing to success. Go home at night and do what we love. Just thinking about these things makes me very happy.
6. After waking up from the dream, the panic in the dream was as clear as in reality. I felt panicked in my heart early in the morning, so yesterday I realized for the first time with a clear mind that I want to marry you. , I’m afraid I’m still so panicked in reality.
7. I cao! ! I'm going crazy! immediately! Arrange a boy like this for me immediately and right where you are! immediately! ! ! I want to marry you! Get married immediately!
8. I don’t want to fall in love with you. I want to marry you. If you don’t marry me, I won’t fall in love with you.
9. Less than three months after we met, you asked me if I wanted to marry you. Later, I asked if we should get our own ID cards to get married, but you said it was not necessary.
10. Although we can quarrel three times a day, the more we quarrel, the more we want to get married. Last time you drank too much and I called you a liar. You hugged me tightly and said, "Honey, I didn't lie to you. I want to marry you and take you home." I'm not lying to you.
11. I want to marry you, please remember it! I love you so much!
12. I want to marry you! I want to support you! I want to block you on the road every day and give you money, but you get angry and push me away and yell at me. You don’t need to pity me!
13. I am thinking about a distant person. To sum up, this is called great love. In the final analysis, they are people who have nothing to do with you, but you still like them. Why? Because I am empty. I am empty, I want to be a contemporary Bai Yuting, I want to get married with photos.
14. She said, I want to marry you, have children with you, and have many, many children with you. "Love and Love".
15. I will hold on to the determination that I will be yours for the rest of my life, and I will always rely on you. Even if the dog is obviously very annoying, I will always rely on my determination, marry you and have monkeys, la la. La.
16. Brother Li Yu, your dimple is on the left and mine is on the right. We are a perfect match. I don’t care whether I like you or not. I want to marry you and live happily with you when I grow old. Forest.
17. My wife, I’m sorry, I was mean to you last night. I’m so afraid of losing you. I’m so scared. I don’t want to live without you in my future. I’m sorry, my wife, I’m sorry, but you hit me. I love you so much and I won’t do this anymore. My wife loves you and I want to marry you.
18. Did I say you gave me something, were you too kind to me, or did you like me so much that I wanted to marry you?
19. I go where you have been, and you and I are just best friends! Remember to invite me to your wedding. I want to have a drink with one of you.
20. I dreamed the day before yesterday that I was going to marry you, and dinner was about to be served at home. You said you were going out, and I said I must come back, but you didn’t come back until the next day. I left it to you. The food is still on the table. We were getting married the next day, and my father found a substitute groom. I also ran away, and you will never find me in your life.
21. Peng Dingcong, we are getting ready for Chinese Valentine's Day. Why don't you come back to me? You are married, but the bride is not me. I also want to be with you, but you are married and you love me. I I still love you, but we missed each other. It’s ridiculous to think about it. We still like each other but can’t be together. What should I do? In August without you, I am used to being alone. I am used to a lot. Tell me about what I lost in love
Tell me about what I lost in love
(1) The best way to like someone. It’s about learning to appreciate. Get to know it slowly. Keep respect for love. Especially women. Appropriate initiative. If the other person is not enthusiastic. You should understand. It's best to just be friends. Who said it before. Women work too hard in love. It itself loses. I don't think it's embarrassing to win or lose. The other person doesn't like you. It's most embarrassing for you to be overly enthusiastic. Love does not come on its own initiative. It's because both sides are attracted to each other. So. Treat love. Still with the generous attitude a woman should have. Any status is accepted. No matter what status. It would be nice to be able to grow old with you.
(二)每天听你说那些话我都很想把你揍醒,不要喜欢不喜欢你的人,爱情如果需要努力的话那就不是爱情了,爱情是顺其自然的Come together. If a woman works hard in love, she has already lost. The person who loves you will think about everything for you and worry about you not eating well or being tired. Otherwise, he won’t like you. Let him go if he likes whoever he likes. Anyway, I I don't care about people who don't like me.
(3) Li Jiaxin probably said something: If a woman works hard in love, she has already lost
(4) Whoever is serious in love first will lose
(5) I’m confused. Sometimes I’m really powerless. I never thought you would treat me like this. I can only say that I lost in love. The more serious I am, the worse I will lose
(6) I lose love when I am still confused. If I just rely on my own cleverness, I must look stupid. ; Become the strong one in love! Must be the stupidest kind of person.
The person who invests affection in love, and those who think their lover is stupid: If they are not as smart as you, they will not cherish the love they get!
(7) In love, whoever gives in first will lose. Women, don't be too accommodating to a person. Only your presence and absence, like love but not love, can fascinate him. You must be like a rose with thorns. The thorns are your armor and cannot be collected for anyone else.
(8) People who are too serious and persistent in love are destined to be hurt more. Maybe there is a kind of love, and whoever takes it too seriously will lose, and lose completely. At the same time, this also helplessly proves a sentence: love is wasted, and love is sadder than not loving.
(9) If you don’t cherish the love you get, it will definitely look dull. The person who is not as smart as you and who is not as affectionate in love: he only wants to be able to be controlled by you based on his own cleverness. You lost love in a daze!
(10) I saw a Uyghur joke today: Man: How are you doing? Woman: Very good! Man: What about him? How is he doing? Woman: Very good! How about you? How are you doing? Man: OK. Woman: Where is she? How is she? Man: She just told me that he is doing well.
(11) I love you not only because of how you look, but also because of how I look when I love you. In fact, who moves first in love? The ones who are really emotional are those who have already lost first. Sometimes they are so weird, and they don’t say anything when they are wronged. But when they hear the words of comfort, they feel even sadder, and tears flow freely. This may be the case for most girls. Sometimes they say Many of the words he said were sarcastic, and what he thought in his heart was completely different from what he said. He was hurt inside but pretended to be strong on the outside.
(12) I have always believed that whoever is serious about love will lose, but in the end I left nothing behind. No matter how high-sounding a person’s words are, what does it matter? Why do I care so much about not being good to myself? Treat yourself, will you forget that every sleepless night, you miss so much and regret so much
(13) In love, the man takes the initiative, and the woman loses once she takes the initiative
(14) After you left, my heart was empty. When memories suddenly came, where should I hide? Tell me, if there is still a possibility in life, if I can go back in time, should I choose happiness or loneliness. In love, whoever really wants to say loudly that I love you but takes it seriously first will lose.
(15) In love, whoever has true feelings for you will lose! This time I lost the bottom line! I lost so much that I even put down my last bit of dignity, but I still can’t save it! But one sentence: I will not be without you for more than twenty-four hours.
(16) In love, the one who invests more emotion has already lost from the beginning, right? What's more, it might just be a one-sided liking. . . It was a total loss. . .
(17) Some people say that the person you marry must not be your favorite. I don’t believe it. I haven’t believed it for more than ten years, but I lost. It turns out that no matter how deep the relationship is, it can't compete with the intersection of fate. In love, the biggest mistake is to miss...
(18) I feel that I have become a master in love. I see love so clearly that I can't bear it. I just want to take a gamble, because of love, just because of love. But he still lost, dripping with blood, and completely defeated!
(19) Thank you for spending so long teaching me a simple and easy-to-understand truth. Don’t put a person in your heart easily. The more you care, the faster you will lose. In love, who is serious first? You lose
(20) Yes, in love, whoever takes it seriously first loses! And I lost completely. Some people say that in a relationship, only if the boy pays more than the girl can it have a long-lasting relationship! I don’t force others to love me more, I just hope you can see my love
(21) In love, the loser is always the woman! When one day you feel like you miss each other as soon as we separate, you have already lost, completely lost!
(Twenty-two) The thing is like this, if one of them comes out of it first, then the other one will lose. In love, there are many paradoxes like the prisoner's dilemma.
Of course, he and he never realized this. They never thought about how to defect from this battle. This was the cause of tragedy and a kind and unintentional curse.
(Twenty-three) The person who loses love in a daze and puts in the emotion in love becomes the strong party in love; the twelve zodiac signs, but this does not mean that he is stupid. Must be the stupidest kind of person! Able to be at your disposal!
(Twenty-four) Whoever bows his head first in love will lose, but I lose willingly because of love.
(25) In love, whoever admits it first will lose. In the end, if you win, everyone will be happy. If you lose, you will be willing to admit defeat. We all want to be free and easy in our lives, but In the face of love, I still tolerate it.
(Twenty-six) I want a beautiful relationship, but I don’t spend a lot of time to manage it. I firmly believe that only by constantly improving myself can I keep the relationship fresh. In fact, I have already strayed far away from self-improvement and relationship management. balance point. She asked if she felt she would lose if she took the initiative, and she didn't honestly talk about some of her inner thoughts. Yes, she had grown up a long time ago and could bear a lot. She didn't need to reveal anything and could restrain a lot, but she also ignored the expression of intimacy in love. .
(Twenty-seven) Because she likes you, she is fearless. Because you don’t like her, she is indifferent. So, don’t be mean in love, otherwise you will lose. He is not your unparalleled hero, and you cannot wait for his somersault cloud.
(Twenty-eight) Maybe he is just addicted to ambiguity and you are gone. In love, whoever is serious will lose.
(Thirty) Whoever is serious in love will lose. Obviously I am serious, and I am covered in wounds
(Thirty-one) If you meet such a person people, then everyone else will become a makeshift! Everyone in love is unwilling to give in, so he will never look back! I lost the time in gambling, but won the minutes and seconds with you in the future. Then all encounters are gifts.
(Thirty-two) You are a pure person in love. I lost, so I became a deserter. I wish you happiness
(Thirty-three) You must be the stupidest one. Kind of people! Not as smart as you! In the end, not only did he lose all his love, but this does not mean that he is stupid, he also lost love in a confused way.
(Thirty-four) Whoever is mean in love will lose! If you do that again, I'll die! Fuck! I owe you! ! ! The life of a single dog!
(Thirty-five) In love, if you defeat your love rival, you will be the real wife. If you lose, you will be the mistress
(Thirty-six) Whoever is serious about love will lose
(Thirty-seven) If you are always thinking about how to be in love If you can tie and catch the other person, then you are wrong. You did win with momentum and aura, but you lost her.
(38) In love, I never take it seriously. Because if you take it seriously, you will lose, and you will lose completely. I will not let myself fall in love with you before I fall in love with you. If I really fall in love with you, I may stay with you forever and never be separated.
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