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Beg a joke, who will tell a few jokes?
Four Tang Priests traveled by plane and four by plane. On the way, the plane crashed, but there were only three parachutes. So, Tang Priest said, let's answer questions, and jump if we can't answer them. Tang Priest: Wukong, how many suns are there in the sky? Wukong: One. Tang Priest: OK, here you are. Tang Priest: Friar Sand, how many moons are there in the sky? Friar Sand: One. Tang Priest: OK, I'll give you one, too. Bajie on the side is so happy, such a simple question. Tang Priest: Bajie, how many stars are there in the sky? ..... Eight quit jumped. Before long, the four of them flew to travel again. There was another crash on the way, and there were still only three parachutes. They went on answering questions. Tang Priest: Wukong, when was the People's Republic of China founded? Wukong: 1949. Tang Priest: Good. Give you one. Tang Priest: Friar Sand, how many people died in the War of Liberation? Friar Sand: 2.5 million people. Tang Priest: OK, I'll give you one, too. Tang Priest: Bajie, what are the names of those 2.5 million people? ..... Eight quit and had to jump. The third time, the four of them went to travel by plane again, and there was an accident on the way. At this time, Bajie said, Master, you don't have to ask. I'll jump myself. And then jump. Tang Priest joined hands: Amitabha, there are four parachutes this time. < P > Remember to adopt them.
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