How to read riddles and jokes in Tongxiang dialect?

What happens when Kirin flies to the North Pole? ice cream

Which will the dog eat, cake, eggs or peanuts? Eggs, because eggs pick bones.

Who will help you eat when you are full? Dragonfly, because the dragonfly has increased.

What is the task of a sailor? Keep?Door?Closed?

Three sisters, elder sister, second sister, third sister. Who is the most popular? Sister. Because (ginger) is old and spicy.

What animal sticks to the wall most easily? Sea (newspaper) leopard

What happens when a fat man falls from 12 floor? Fat bastard

What is white plus white? White rabbits (two)

Which anime characters like to help others best? Tinker bell likes to lend a helping hand (round hand) because Tinker bell likes it best.

There is a mental patient who always squats in the corner with a black umbrella. The psychiatrist said, no, we have to get close to him, so he squatted with him with a black umbrella. The mental patient was very happy and said, So you are from Gu Xiang, too.

1- 100, which number is bigger than bear shit? 40 because 40 is louder than words (bear poop)

There is a wolf in front and a tiger behind. How can we cross the bridge? stop

A warden said to a man about to be executed: What do you want him to say: I want to eat lychee. The warden said: I didn't pull him this season, saying: I can wait.

What animal is the best? Pigs are experts because pigs (pearls)

God wants to touch animals. What animal will he look for? The lion went to contact because of the lion's loss.

Where is the hottest girl?

Chimonanthus praecox is fragrant everywhere.

2. Which ancient man ran fastest?

Speak of the devil.

3. What animal has no sense of direction?

Elk (lost)

Jasmine, sunflower and rose, which flower is the weakest?

Jasmine [what a beautiful (ineffective) jasmine.

5。 What line do monkeys hate most?

Parallel lines [disjoint (banana)]

6。 Which is worse, elephant skin, tiger skin and lion skin?

Elephant skin rub (elephant skin difference)

7。 What will wooden fish become when they fall into the sea?

Milk fish (wet wood fish)

8。 Wolf, tiger and lion, who will be eliminated when playing games?

Wolf, Momotaro (kill the wolf)

9。 Confucius had three disciples, Zi Gong, Lu Zi and Zi You. Which one is not human?

Lutz (referring to a deer as a horse)