Philosophical jokes English essays. With translation

Relatively simple

this

lowest

grade

"Professor,

I

do

this

the best

I

can

exist

this

Testing.

I

in fact

no

think

I

deserve

a

Zero. "

"No.

do

Idaho (short for Idaho)

but

exactly

this

lowest

grade

I am

allow

arrive

Here. "

rock bottom

Student: "Professor, I have tried my best in this exam. I really don't think I should take zero eggs. "

Teacher: "Me too. But this is the lowest score I can give! "

this

bus

be

Crowded,

and

be like

one

more

man

Tried

arrive

get

Open,

this

passenger

can't

let

he

Get on the boat

it

be

also

Crowded,

they

Shout.

who

do

you

think

you

Is it?

I

be

this

Driver.

he

Said.

The bus is so crowded that when another person wants to get on, the passengers won't let him on.

The bus is too crowded, they shouted, who do you think you are?

I'm the driver! He said.

philosophical essay

A

forever

friend

Forever friend

"a

friend

go on foot

exist

while

this

rest

about

this

world

go for a walk

Get out. "

"When everyone walked away, a friend came in."

sometimes

exist

Life,

Sometimes in life,

you

find

a

special

Friends;

You will find a special friend;

someone

who

change

your

life

only

pass by

exist

part

about

It ...

He is only a part of your life, but he can change your life.

someone

who

do

you

laugh

until

you

cannot

Stop;

He will make you laugh;

someone

who

do

you

think

that

over there

in fact

be

okay

exist

this

The world.

He will convince you that there is truth in the world.

someone

who

convincing

you

that

over there

in fact

be

One; one

unlocking

door

only

wait for

for

you

arrive

open

It ...

He will convince you that there is really an unlocked door waiting for you to open.

this

be

forever

Friendship.

This is forever friendship.

while

you are

Down,

When you are depressed,

and

this

world

seemingly

dark

and

Empty,

When the world becomes dark and empty,

your

forever

friend

lift

you

up

exist

spirit

and

do

that

dark

and

empty

world

suddenly

seemingly

bright

and

It is full.

Your true friend will cheer you up, and the dark and empty world will suddenly become bright and full.

your

forever

friend

get

you

through

this

difficult

times

sadder

Time magazine, and

this

confused

Time magazine.

Your true friend will accompany you through difficult, sad and troubled times.

if

you

turn

and

go on foot

Go away,

When you turn around and leave,

your

forever

friend

Follow,

True friends will follow closely,

if

you

lose

you

Way,

When you lose your way,

your

forever

friend

guide

you

and

drink a toast

you

Open.

A true friend will guide you and encourage you.

your

forever

friend

hold

your

hand

and

tell

you

that

all

be

leave

arrive

be

All right.

A true friend will hold your hand and tell you that everything will be all right.