What is the classic joke of the World Cup?

Hello, those classic funny things in the world football match. Let's talk about the story of Tuoniu and his daughter. Torres' humorous conversation with his daughter made people deduce a lot of funny jokes. Torres said to his daughter: Once upon a time, there was a player from Spain. He didn't perform very well at the club and scored very few goals. He was not even the main player of the national team, but he was able to play at the last minute of the final and scored a goal. Finally, the player lifted both the big ear cup and the Laudney cup! Slapped the person who laughed at him severely! The daughter said: Who is this, with such good luck? Torres replied: ... This is your uncle Mata! Torres said to his daughter: Once upon a time, there was another player who left Iberia to travel to the Premier League alone. Since then, he has been wearing a red shirt and has been wandering in the middle reaches, but he has never gained anything. Even in the lowest valley, I can still follow the powerful matador to win all the champions on the cold bench, and break all doubts, which perfectly explains the organic combination of soy sauce and greatness. The daughter covered her mouth and replied, Dad, you are so great! Torres said angrily, Shut up! This is not me! It's your uncle Reina! ! The origin of the nicknames of Arsenal's four great talents. Who are the four great talents of Arsenal? Fan Ambition, Loyalty and Affiliation, Self-interest and Song Gongming. Fan Xiongwei was originally named Van Persie because when he left Arsenal, he said that I didn't leave here because of money, thinking that I always had an ambition to win the championship, so fans nicknamed him Fan Xiongwei. The reason why Fabregas is called the loyalty method and the inversion method stems from his great loyalty to Professor Wenger, and the inversion method is a bit interesting. He once inverted the transfer fee to join Barcelona! The name of "upside down" is famous for this; Nasri, who is self-interested, is just the opposite of Fan's ambition. How poor Arsenal is after leaving for high salary! In order to get higher honor, Alexander Song joined Barcelona, seeking fame all his life! People send Song Gongming. The third article is the origin of Pique's nickname Pi Tou: In a game, Pique once vowed that all the fake actions and attempts of C Ronaldo could not escape his own eyes and he could see through everything, but when he really got to the game, Pique was always swayed by C Ronaldo and shot many times. This is Pique Tou. The origin of Pickenbauer: Pique became famous when he was young, and with his great talent in football, he was once considered as the first heir to Emperor Bei, hence the name Pickenbauer. The origin of Pi Qixi: I think that when Barcelona's defense leader Picco led the team to be crushed by Bayern 7- in the Champions League, Pi Qixi lived up to expectations! The origin of Piqila, this is a bit of a joke, because Pique's wife is Shaqila, so she rides it ~ Although the nickname is very unscrupulous, it is also a manifestation of the care of every player in the fans ~ Don't spray if you don't like it! Ha ha! The fourth article Drogba, who is known as Warcraft in Andy Lau, Africa, is Andy Lau in Africa. This is entirely due to the fact that he always likes to keep his hairstyle shiny in every game, plus he is a very famous star in C? te d 'Ivoire and looks like Andy Lau? Surely it is as famous and influential as Andy Lau. During the "instant noodle head" in 218 fifa world cup, which was full of hunger, Brazilian star Neymar was out of the circle. From the group stage to the quarter-finals, the jokes and controversies about him never stopped.

At the beginning of the contest, Neymar was sent to a hot search for her shocking figure. At that time, his head was covered with golden curly hair and a black scalp under it, just like a bowl of instant noodles was buckled on his head. The unique "instant noodles" immediately became a hot topic for fans. With the deepening of the group stage, Brazil's performance was mediocre, and Neymar was also questioned. When foreign media criticized Neymar, they also began to satirize his weird style. Neymar may not be able to accept the ridicule of the whole network. Before the start of the quarter-finals, Neymar finally changed the "instant noodle head" into a conservative short black hair. Neymar, who changed his style, thought he could block the crowd, but his action in the competition directly made him a rolling expression pack. In the quarter-final match against Mexico, Mexican players stepped on Neymar's right ankle outside the touchline, and Neymar, who was "severely hit", began to roll on the ground and cried. Subsequently, the referee and teammates came to surround Neymar, but he was still rolling around on the ground. This is not the first time that Neymar has rolled. In the group stage, after Neymar was shoveled by his opponent, he rolled on the ground like a roller for N+1 times. According to statistics from foreign media, Neymar lay on the ground for 14 minutes after being fouled in four games. In other words, if Neymar falls to the ground and starts to roll, he will roll like a ball for 14 minutes. For a time, the Internet was full of ridicule and ridicule about Neymar, and a new vocabulary was born: "Neymar Rolling". Segments around the world are not idle. They made Neymar's tumbling action into a cartoon expression pack. For example, there is Neymar who rolls flexibly on the road and successfully avoids all cars. And the avalanche version of "Neymar". Bowling with "Neymar Roll", the score is perfect.

I'm Leo Messi ... Besides Neymar, Argentine superstar Messi was also spoofed during the Russian World Cup. All this starts with Argentina's World Cup debut. In that game against Iceland, Messi missed a penalty, which led to a 1-1 draw in Argentina. As the spokesperson of a famous drink, Messi's slogan "I am Leo Messi, I am not born strong, I am just born strong" was widely circulated during the World Cup. However, after Messi lost his point, this slogan was tampered with by netizens into a paragraph, and it was accompanied by a scene of Messi lying on the lawn to ridicule the performance of the Argentine team and the mood of Argentine fans at that time. Argentina's upset was only the beginning, and in the following games, many popular teams won the championship one after another. As a result, players from all over the world have similar expression packs. Chiellini, it's a little salty. I still remember that during the World Cup in Brazil, Uruguayan player Suarez opened his mouth and bit Italian defender chiellini. This appalling incident not only had a bad influence on the players, but also became the source of material for the players. The netizens' brains are wide open, and they have created some popular jokes such as "Zhen Xuan Style", "Tongue Tip Style" and "Princess Pearl Style" in response to Suarez's "cannibalism" incident, which are very classic and feel very funny.