Funny sentences between brothers

1, brothers are bigger than the sky, and men are so rough.

2. One person said to his best friend: When your wedding dress falls, I will match the short skirt. To my brother: I invite you in a suit and tie, and I will be brilliant.

Don't say goodbye when you leave, so that I can pretend never to leave. Finally, a hug is enough.

All the students who can act are good students, because they know that they are sophisticated and precocious.

5, I am willing to be gay with you, never part!

6, can make men cry.

7. The air soaked by rain is tired and sad, and the fairy tales in memory have slowly melted.

8. Best friends are even more important to us than lovers.

9. Think for yourself, aren't you happier than others now?

10. Beggars are people who tax your conscience.

1 1. Many people climbed to the top of the ladder, only to find the wrong wall on it.

12, I can't say goodbye if you want!

13, true friends will not be alienated even if they don't chat every day.

14, silence is not me, you feel bad.

15. Ask your brother how long it will take and how long his heartbeat will last. It is better to be negative to everyone in the world than to be negative to our brothers. Brothers are the sky, brothers are the earth, and more brothers can stand tall.

16, thank you for giving me this indifferent knife when I was weak. I don't know whether you are soft or I am hard.

17, what is a brother? I haven't had a phone call for a week or a month, but I'm bored. A man with all the phones!

18, Jiangshan fights together and lives together. Together, brothers, continue to be brilliant

19, no matter how beautiful it is, it can't stand forgetting, and no matter how sad it is, it can't stand time.

20. Leave no trace when you disappear, and hate yourself for losing your exclusive taste.

2 1, give me a few times if you can! I won't be a scarecrow! Not ninja turtles!

22. Jiangshan fights together and lives together. Together, brothers, continue to be brilliant

23. I can't think of the whole world, only you have left me out.

24. The most unforgettable thing in my life is those years when I skipped class with my brother, hooked up with girls, got into trouble, cheated my family and pretended to be forced.

It is not necessarily a good thing for everyone to stand on one side, such as standing on the side of the boat.

26, this desperate pursuit of the idea of liking the new and hating the old.

27. I have only one heart, and I only love one person.

28. It was popular for girlfriends to rob boyfriends last year. Is this the year when Brother Pop robbed his wife?

29. Accidental success is more terrible than failure.

30. People wander the rivers and lakes without getting hurt. There is no smooth road in the world.

3 1, then who, although fighting with you, we are still brothers. Remember!

32. I have no sisters. I have been repeating this sentence. I don't want to be cheated and I don't want to be sad.

33. If one day you are tired and have no support, please step back. I will always support you.

Although I don't have enviable love, I have a friendship that makes me proud.

I'm sorry if my joke hurt you. I thought we knew each other well.

35. I don't give presents for my birthday now. I will write you a blessing. If you think the gifts are not enough, please gather me together again. Happy birthday!

Comrades and friends: Today, on this special day, we gather together to celebrate everyone's birthday. On behalf of the deputies, Zhuyu Hospital and gg and mm who have been sending birthday greeting messages for a long time, I would like to express my heartfelt condolences and blessings to those comrades who have passed, have not passed and are celebrating their birthdays. I hope you will continue to adhere to the theory of occurrence as the overall situation, arm your minds with the important thought of the Eight Represents, overcome difficulties, keep pace with the times, strive for an early, good and regular birthday, and continue to work hard to create a better and more harmonious birthday situation.

When you cry, it will rain. When you smile, the sun shines in the sky. When you sing, the stars are shining. Are you a man or a demon? No matter what you are, even a shemale, I wish you a happy life every day!

38. You are a moon rabbit lost in the cold palace of Chang 'e's sister. You went to my house. This year is your birthday. My gift to you is carrots. Don't say you don't like it, let me tell you a secret: "After eating this birthday radish, you can really go back to the moon."

39. You are great. I heard that Jackie Chan, an international movie star, is your bodyguard. Jackie Chan appealed on TV: "No business, no killing." So you are safe this year, tiger.