A joke about rabbits

One day, the bear and the rabbit pooped in the forest. After that, the bear asked the rabbit, "Have you lost your hair?" The rabbit said, "Don't drop it." So the bear picked up the rabbit and wiped his ass ...

2. The ant was walking in the forest and suddenly met an elephant. The ant dived into the soil and stretched out a leg. The little white rabbit was curious and asked, What are you doing? The ant whispered to it: Hush ... don't make any noise, watch me stumble ... < P > 3. A rabbit molested a wolf (this rabbit is very strong, isn't it), and then ran away. The wolf ran after him angrily. Seeing that the wolf was about to catch up, the rabbit sat down under a tree, put on sunglasses and read a newspaper, pretending that nothing had happened, when the wolf came running. "The rabbit replied," Is it a rabbit who molested the wolf? " The wolf shouted, "No way! It's in the newspaper so soon! ! !”

4. Giraffe said, "Little Rabbit, I wish you knew how good it is to have a long neck. No matter what delicious food I eat, I will slowly pass through my long neck, and that delicious food can be enjoyed for a long time. " The rabbit looked at it without expression. "And, in summer, the cold water slowly flows through my long neck, which is so delicious. It's great to have a long neck! Rabbit, can you imagine? "

The rabbit said slowly," Have you vomited? "

5. On the first day, the little white rabbit went fishing by the river, but didn't catch anything and went home.

The next day, the little white rabbit went fishing by the river again, but still caught nothing and went home.

On the third day, when the little white rabbit just arrived at the river, a big fish jumped out of the river and shouted at the little white rabbit, If you dare to use carrot as bait again, I will crush you to death!

6. One day, a kangaroo was driving around a country road, and suddenly he saw a white rabbit in the middle of the road, with his ears and body almost completely on the ground, as if listening to something ... So the kangaroo stopped the car and asked curiously, "What are you listening to, white rabbit?" "There was a big truck passing by here half an hour ago ..." "Wow ... that's amazing! How do you know? " “TMD！ That's how my neck and legs are broken ... "

7. The white rabbit and the big bear are squatting under the tree to shit.

the big bear said to the little white rabbit, although you little white rabbits look good, you are in trouble! You can see it when you get something dirty. It's disgusting!

the little white rabbit said, look at what you said! Isn't it?

The big bear said, Yes! As he spoke, the big bear grabbed the white rabbit and wiped the P shares for himself, and then walked away ... < P > 8. White rabbit: Ask me quickly. Ask me quickly. "Are you a white rabbit?"

The Wolf: "Are you a white rabbit?"

White Rabbit: "Yes, yes. I am the little white rabbit "

Little white rabbit: Ask me quickly. Ask me quickly. Are you a giraffe?

The Wolf: "Are you a giraffe?"

white rabbit: "you are fucking stupid. Didn't I tell you I was a white rabbit? ！”

the wolf: "..."