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I only need eight feet to do it, and I can save two feet. How's it going?

"Don't want to get ahead" comes from "Xiao Guang Lin Ji Gan Bu"

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Buy ten feet of cloth, ask the tailor to make a coat, a pair of trousers and socks, and make the rest of the cloth into a scarf. Every time a craftsman resigns, he loses cloth. A tailor in the back said, "I only need eight feet, but I will leave you two feet." How about it? " The man was so happy that the sewing worker made a long bag and tied him tightly from his head with a rope. The man said, "It's boring." The craftsman said, "you are a miser, so you are naturally stuffy." The province is saved, but it is difficult to get ahead. "

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A man was very greedy and bought a cloth. He wants the tailor to make a jacket, a pair of trousers and a pair of socks, and the rest of the cloth should be made into a hat. Many tailors don't make it for him because there is not enough cloth. Finally, a tailor said, "I only need eight feet to do it. I can save two feet." How about it? " The man was very happy to hear the news. The tailor actually made a long bag, tied the man from head to toe, and then tied the bag with a rope. The man said, "It's so boring." The tailor replied, "when you are a miser, it is natural to feel bored." You can save money, but it's hard to get ahead! " "

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