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Xiong Haizi's school joke story

Xiong Haizi likes to fight against his mother. Mother said, son, brush your teeth first, then wash your face. Xiong Haizi doesn't like it. Xiong Haizi usually washes his face first and then brushes his teeth. So when Xiong Haizi goes to school, the teacher will punish him for washing his face again because he has a lot of toothpaste foam on his mouth. The teacher said, "You don't need makeup to play Snow White."

Once, his mother took him to grandma's house. Xiong Haizi skipped ahead and picked a wild flower and a wild fruit. There is a fork in the road at the corner ahead. Mother said, "Turn the corner and turn left!" " "Xiong Haizi said unhappily," I know! However, he thought to himself, "Mom told me to go left." Well, I won't. I'm going right! ""If his mother told him to go right, he would choose to go left.

Xiong Haizi walked straight to the right, through a forest, and a small village appeared in front of him. At this time, Xiong Haizi was a little scared. Mother said that the most terrible animals lived in the village. This kind of animal is called human. They have guns, and the muzzle is as black as a night without stars and the moon. If you pull the trigger gently with one hand, you will have to live in the dark night forever.

Xiong Haizi remembered his mother's words and walked to the left. Xiong Haizi turned and ran to the left. He ran and ran. It is broken. He turned around. How did he get to the entrance of the village? Xiong Haizi tried to wipe the sweat from his face, but a shotgun aimed at him two meters away. Xiong Haizi was scared silly. Suddenly, he heard a group of children shouting, "Don't shoot, don't shoot!" " "

The hunter stopped and looked back. A group of children gathered around him. Xiong Haizi didn't know that he had escaped. Mom says if a bear is pointed at by a gun, he can't escape. The hunter said, "get out of the way, children!" " "The children said," this is Xiong Haizi. His mother may be looking for him! " "Xiong Haizi thought of his mother and tears fell down. He is afraid of never seeing his mother again.

The children gathered around him and pulled him away. The hunter was afraid to shoot because the children surrounded Xiong Haizi. The hunter watched Xiong Haizi run away angrily. When he came to the field, a child asked him, "Xiong Haizi, why are you here?" Xiong Haizi sobbed and said, "My mother told me to turn left, but I didn't listen to my mother and deliberately turned right." The bear began to cry. A little girl said, "Xiong Haizi, don't cry." We are just like you. Mother told us to turn left, but we just turned right. Well, tell us, where are you going? " After Xiong Haizi said the direction to grandma's house, the little girl said, "Go straight ahead, there is a fork in the road ahead. At the fork in the road, you turn right, turn right, goodbye! "

"-to the right, to the right!" Xiong Haizi said in his heart. Later, he finally came to grandma's house. Later my mother said, "Go to the right, son!" " Bears never go left. Mother said happily, "The bear has grown up!" " "Mothers don't know that all children, like bears, grew up after many hardships!

Children's bedtime story "Go left, go right"