Funny and humorous sentences for posting selfies about gaining weight (60)

A humorous sentence about gaining weight when posting a selfie (Part 1)

1. With such a small distance, I can quickly roll over.

2. Thanks to me being fat, I can squeeze my belly when I’m sad.

3. "A woman who cannot control her figure will never be successful in her life." - No, you see, I can get fat if I want to, and I can get fat if I want to.

4. I wish everything was as easy as gaining weight.

5. In fact, if you like a girl, buy her more food. If you get fat, it's yours.

6. If time is like killing a pig, then obesity is like killing a dragon!

7. You are fat and delicate, growing where you should, and you are good-looking and beautiful.

8. I have been fat for a long time and my weight has reached its peak. I am very hungry every day and cannot lose weight.

9. She looks quite fat, but even after taking off her clothes, she is still quite fat.

10. When a fat man loses weight, God laughs!

11. In the years of sinking, only fat will accompany you.

12. People who can’t control their mouths should stop making noises about losing weight! Deserve it! Damn fat man!

13. Life is like this, one wave after another. Treat allergies in spring, oil in summer, hair loss in autumn, dryness in winter, acne less often and wrinkles more often, and then you will fight against obesity for the rest of your life.

14. Overeating is really a bad habit, and so is not exercising! ! ! So now I have gained weight again!

15. Everyone says I am fat, but in fact I am just not too thin.

16. When losing weight, sometimes it’s not that you can’t control your mouth, but that you don’t have a scale in your heart.

17. I am voluptuous, I am plump, and I bring warmth to my husband.

18. When I was a child, I didn’t like eating, which made me short now; now I like eating, which makes me fat and short.

19. My sister glanced at me and said, "Don't let the meat hear you."

20. In this era of individuality, I would rather be fat and delicate. Don't be too thin. Humorous sentences for posting selfies about gaining weight (Part 2)

21. People who are not fat say they are fat every day, but people who are really fat have already become numb.

22. There are many people in the world who want to eat but cannot. I am helping them complete their unfinished business.

23. People are not afraid of getting fat, but they are afraid of being fat and uneducated!

24. Every fat person has potential. You don’t know how beautiful you will be when you lose weight. Let those who think you are fat and look down on you regret it.

25. If you sell me by the pound, I can take care of Wang Sicong.

26. I took every opportunity God gave me to gain weight.

27. I wanted to eat my sorrow one bite at a time, but instead I ate it into meat balls one bite at a time.

28. It is too easy to gain weight in winter. I have to work hard to lose weight for the beautiful spring.

29. Regarding ordering takeout in the middle of the night, what is your mentality? Maybe you think you are not fat enough, so hold on to your fatness.

30. It’s better to let go of the hand you can’t hold as soon as possible, that’s too fat.

31. The chubby flesh is almost oily.

32. Summer is here! I want to lose weight, I want to lose weight, fruits should not make me gain weight.

33. Fat women like to wear a dark green sweatshirt and stand there like a mailbox.

34. My three major shortcomings are: 1. I am fat; 2. I am fat; 3. I can’t lose weight even though I am so fat!

35. I have gained weight. Last year’s skirt is too tight this year. I eat less today than yesterday.

36. Didn’t you just gain weight yesterday? Why have you gained weight again today?

37. I was very thin before and I will be very thin in the future, so I have to gain weight for a while now, otherwise my life will not be satisfactory.

38. White and fat, full of hope.

39. Your clothes have shrunk a bit.

40. Tasty and fierce women must dare to face their obese bodies and the bright eyes of the public and post selfies with humorous sentences about gaining weight (Part 3)

41. Lost in love Just let yourself get fatter, because your heart is open and your body is fat.

42. My clothes are getting slimmer and slimmer recently!

43. When I bite the inner muscles of my cheeks while eating, I suddenly realize that my face is fat.

44. My mother thinks I am fat and asked me to go to the gym tomorrow. I looked at my little arms and felt that I am not hopelessly fat.

45. The flesh on the neck is covered with layers, like stacked waves.

46. We are fat people, fat people with overnutrition, it won’t hurt if we eat less!

47. I know that I will look good if I lose weight, but I am reluctant to take any action to lose weight.

48. My face is so fat that I still comfort myself, hum, it’s not like I haven’t lost weight before.

49. If you think I am fat, I will lose weight. You say I'm not beautiful, I'll dress up. But, if I lose weight and become more beautiful, will I still be with you? It's not that I'm too vain, you taught me.

50. Losing weight is a life issue that you only think of after you are full.

51. Hibernation is the welfare of animals, and aestivation is the right of fat people

52. I can’t marry you. Because the things I carry are different from ordinary people.

53. God has given me many opportunities to gain weight, and I have seized them.

54. Give me back my collarbones and legs, which I finally got with great difficulty, and now they are getting fatter and fatter.

55. I want to become a sea of ??fat and drown those skinny people who laugh at me!

56. A fat woman is plump, a thin woman is slim, a tall woman is slender, and a short woman is exquisite. A fat man is like a pig, a thin man is like a rib, a tall man is like a bamboo pole, and a short man is like a winter melon!

57. People who didn’t dislike me when I was fat will definitely repay you when I lose weight.

58. I’m so hungry, but I don’t really want to eat. I’ve been eating so much lately that I feel like I’m gaining weight.

59. My three major shortcomings are: 1. I am fat; 2. I am fat; 3. I can’t lose weight even though I am so fat!

60. Jack, Captain, as long as I get down, you both can sit on this board. cold? How could I be cold. I'm covered in fat. Talk about selfies and funny things about posting selfies

1. When you can’t find a good angle for your selfie, you must realize that you look better than the photo. .

2. To be a man, you need to be a responsible man who is busy with your career all day long, not just a transvestite who only knows how to play games and take selfies

3. People who like to send chicken soup Not very happy, but not experiencing real suffering, because neither those who are truly well off nor those who are truly unhappy are easily incited by cheap emotions. Same goes for people who like to take selfies.

4. I like to use a mirror when taking selfies.

5. Some people are not good-looking. If you post a selfie, you will know that some people have good-looking hair. You take a selfie and you don’t believe it’s me, do you still have any humanity?

6. A classmate posted a wedding photo of himself and commented below saying that you are finally married... and a mother of a child posted a selfie of herself attending a wedding. , someone commented that you are a slut and you put on makeup and lipstick... I just want to know how everyone can be so good-tempered and don't respond to comments. When I post photos and others say they don't look like me, I almost get mad. They don't look like me, do they? ? ! Girls post pictures just because they want to hear others praise them. You should be beaten to death if you say useless things to cause trouble for others, you know~

7. The holiday has achieved nothing, is it going to end soon, and is it crazy? I have learned a good way from others. If you are also in a bad mood, then take a selfie! After a while, you will forget about being in a bad mood in the self-appreciation and affirmation!

8. I looked at a lot of selfies, but they are not real. Accepted. .

9. Wear headphones and walk through street after street, take selfies with your phone one after another, and keep a smile on your face that makes people fall in love with you. We are all alone.

10. Sometimes my mother is bored at home alone, and then I try my best to send her selfies.

11. The weather was so good that when I took a selfie after class, I was asked by the uncle selling tofu bread next to me, "Is the light bright enough to take a photo?" He smiled confidently and nodded to his uncle, saying, "Yes!"

12. How can Christmas be without a selfie? How can you not take a selfie on a snowy day? (I really laughed to death when I filmed this)

13. Why do so many girls post selfies of boys! ! !

14. My hobbies are: making friends, sleeping, playing, eating, and taking selfies.

15. After washing your hair, you should take a few selfies even if you don’t go out, otherwise it won’t be in vain.

16. I was so beautiful when the screen on my phone was black. When I turned on my phone to take a selfie, I saw myself and lost all my confidence. I had no choice but to put away my phone@

17. Day 5, I fell asleep 20 hours, the last step is to cheer! In fact, I took a selfie. From the first day of staying up late, eating until this morning, I was really getting tired and tired, and I felt sick to my stomach. Happy birthday, July ~ I am also a 20-year-old boy.

18. Selfies are pretty good too

19. Aren’t the selfies in Q Friendship Park more realistic? There are a bunch of internet celebrities out there, who are you going to coax?

20. Ah... the weather is too cold and I am a little confused. Let me take a selfie to calm down...

21. Watch "I Am a Witness" with Da Mo as a guide When the dog was killed by a bad guy, I gritted my teeth and cried. The big devil said all the lies were just for making movies. At the end, he, who never looked at easter eggs, stared at every shot and finally saw a tidbit of Yang Mi taking a selfie with her dog. He screamed with froze, "Baby, look, look, I told you, you're not dead."

22. When you are bored, take a look at the selfies of handsome guys, and your life will be enjoyable.

23. Important reminder for Moments: There are still 4 hours until the "Hello 20xx" selfie is added!

24. On a niche social app, a woman posted a selfie saying that she wanted to find a boyfriend. The enthusiastic aunt immediately went upstairs to ask about the conditions, "178, it would be nice to have a car and a house" - the end of this building.

25. Dingdong, your friend "Imitate Little Expert" is now online. Humorous sentences to congratulate everyone on getting fatter during the New Year (60)

Humorous sentences to congratulate everyone on getting fatter during the New Year (parts) 1)

1. There is nothing wrong with being fat, at least it can warm other people.

2. Sometimes I feel that everything is boring, especially after gaining a lot of weight.

3. Even if I am fat, I have also been on the road to losing weight.

4. I can eat all this before I break a sweat, can you believe it?

5. If you sell me by the pound, I can take care of Wang Sicong.

6. I heard that being slightly fat is the best figure. Is this your style? There is simply no one else like this! I think it’s totally ok!

7. Eat for me, eat hard, no one will want you when you get fat. You are mine, and I want you.

8. Regarding ordering takeout in the middle of the night, what is your mentality? Maybe you think you are not fat enough, so hold on to your fatness.

9. I don’t know what kind of devil I am, but I want to eat chocolate-flavored things. I really think I am not fat enough.

10. Summer is here again, it’s time to work hard to lose weight! Do you have any like-minded friends?

11. Being too fat can easily breed laziness, and lazy people will be abandoned by the world.

12. I’m not fat, I’m cute and bloated.

13. Recently, many friends have said that I have gained weight, which makes me think: Why do I have so many friends? Do I have too many friends?

14. Girls are so cute when they are fat. When they are bored, they can play with their own flesh!

15. The only reason why I am fat is that my body is too small to accommodate my full personality.

16. If you are not in love, let yourself gain weight, because your heart will be broad and your body will be fat.

17. At that time, Liang Qian was like a freshly stuffed sausage, the meat all over her body was tight. At this moment, it looks like a dried sausage, so dry that there is no moisture at all, and a layer of salt frost has precipitated on the casing.

18. After eating fat, whether it is talking about environmental protection or democracy, it seems to be unconvincing.

19. Suddenly I found that I was getting fatter and fatter, and my belly was so big that it looked unsightly. I really wanted to slim down my belly.

20. Who said I was black or fat at the beginning of school? I will destroy him. Humorous sentences to congratulate everyone on getting fatter during the Chinese New Year (Part 2)

21. People are afraid of being famous, pigs are afraid of being strong, men are afraid of being poor, and women are afraid of being fat.

22. Losing weight is always the second most important thing in life, the first important thing is to eat and drink well!

23. My mother’s cooking has defeated my determination to lose weight time and time again!

24. After soaking in the hot springs, it’s time to go to Xiaguan for late-night snacks. I’m speeding on the road to gaining weight and will never return.

25. When the typhoon comes, the people and trees around you are blown away...

26. After three days of separation, you will know how fat you are.

27. Summer is here! I want to lose weight, I want to lose weight, fruits should not make me gain weight.

28. If you don’t lose weight in April, you will be sad in May. Fat people are born to make fun of you!

29. I am just curious about the world of fat. After walking around for a while, I got lost.

30. The people you like are thinner than you, and the people you hate are also thinner than you.

31. I stand on your left side, but it seems like there is a Milky Way across the way.

32. Every major weight loss at a turning point in life has an ulterior purpose.

33. What’s wrong? Do you think I’m not fat enough? Why did I order fried skewers in the middle of the night?

34. The Chinese New Year is terrible! A few years ago, they were as light as a swallow and their posture was strong, but after this year, everyone has gained weight.

35. God has given me many opportunities to gain weight, and I have seized them.

36. My sister’s dream at the moment. Just become as thin as a popsicle. Hit those worried fat people to death.

37. In the years of sinking, only fat will accompany you.

38. Since the weather is so cold, can you freeze my mouth so that I won’t gain weight if I don’t eat?

39. Many people who cannot find a partner like to blame others, such as the fat chef or the ugly barber!

40. Recently, everyone said that I have gained weight. One of them asked me to eat midnight snacks, and the other made me midnight snacks every day. Humorous sentences to congratulate everyone on getting fatter during the Chinese New Year (Part 3)

41. I discovered a strange phenomenon. After controlling my weight for a period of time, I no longer gain weight even if I eat normally. It has stabilized, which is good!

42. I am voluptuous, plump, and I bring warmth to my husband.

43. Overeating is really a bad habit, and so is not exercising! ! ! So now I have gained weight again!

44. In fact, if you like a girl, buy her more food. If you get fat, it's yours.

45. Unknowingly, I am greedy and gain weight again.

46. Gain weight every day and never come back! I drank milk tea again today and had a date with Lu Chuan in the evening!

47. Pants are the only criterion to test whether you are fat or not.

48. She looks quite fat, but even after taking off her clothes, she is still quite fat.

49. It’s not that we fat people are too fat, but that you are too thin.

50. I really wanted to buy clothes, bags, shoes, and mobile phones, but I gained several pounds.

51. When a girl says she wants to lose weight, never believe it, especially a foodie because when she said this, she had just eaten

52. Most fat people What’s going on: I’m determined to lose weight, but I can’t help it.

53. I still haven’t gained weight this winter, but I have gained three pounds compared to October.

54. I think I am fat during the day, but when I get home and lie down on the sofa at night, I still continue to eat, because this is the last freedom!

55. People who are not fat say they are fat every day, but people who are really fat have already become numb.

56. When I bite the inner muscles of my cheeks while eating, I suddenly realize that my face is fat.

57. I found that I seemed to be a little fatter, so I bought a slim-fitting skirt to encourage myself to lose weight.

58. Are you frightened by my light movements? hehe. Remember that fat is lighter than muscle.

59. When I was a child, I didn’t like eating, which made me short now; now I like eating, which makes me fat and short.

60. My father suddenly told me today that my face has become rounder, and I know that I have gained weight at home. Suitable for posting selfies and self-deprecating humorous sentences and copywriting (a collection of 60 sentences)

Suitable for posting self-deprecating and humorous sentences and copywriting (Part 1)

1. I owe my parents too much, a classic sentimental pair A brief talk about parental guilt

2. I realized that after walking for so long, the only person who accompanied me to the end was myself.

3. One of the worst moments in life is when after watching a wonderful movie, the screen goes black and you are back to ordinary and boring real life.

4. Life is like a news broadcast, you cannot escape by changing the channel.

5. If you can’t even laugh, what right do you have to cry? ——A Feng

6. I have always regarded beautiful women and money as dirt, and they have always regarded me that way.

7. After the pain and self-blame have passed, what am I left with, a self-inflicted bruise?

8. When the boss uses you, you are a talent; when the boss does not use you, you are laid off.

9. As for loving all things and all living beings, I think I just have to take care of myself first and not harm others.

10. My life can be summed up in nine words: I can do whatever I want with my salary, and I will be cool after my salary is exhausted.

11. As a female, my only pursuit is: I am thinner than a cucumber, and my face is thicker than the soles of my shoes.

12. In the game of cards in life, God is the one who deals the cards, but it is ourselves who play the cards.

13. Why are you myopic? In order to see the world indifferently, you blur your eyes.

14. Invisible scars are the most painful, and tears that cannot be shed are the most sour.

15. I am so stupid, really. I only knew that the old lady who fell down on the street could not be easily helped, but I didn’t know that the seemingly pitiful hitchhiker was actually more dangerous. The blackmailing of individual old ladies is just an individual act, but fishing law enforcement is not fought by one person. There is a team behind it. It is an organized and premeditated act. I didn't know I was in danger, and I jumped into the trap. I don't know how many law enforcement officers were laughing at me for being stupid.

16. No matter what kind of relationship it is, meeting each other is a kind of fate. Even if you don’t achieve the result you want in the end, don’t blame yourself too much, because in this process, more or less You have always had happiness around you. There is not much right or wrong in relationships. Being able to understand each other is a great blessing.

17. It seemed that she had been reincarnated for several lifetimes, and looking back at dusk, she saw that person was right behind her, where the sun rose, stopping and waiting, never leaving.

18. I am actually an angel. The reason why I stay in the world is because of my weight.

19. When a man is dumped, it’s about money; when a woman is dumped, it’s about appearance. When I was dumped, there’s something wrong with your fucking head.

20. No matter how awesome Chopin is, he can’t express my sadness! Suitable for posting self-deprecating and humorous sentence copywriting (Part 2)

21. The farthest distance in the world is not that we are separated by the sky, but that we are classmates in the same room.

22. Even if there are dark clouds in my heart, I will be sunburned to death, but the sunshine will not dissipate the dark clouds. Sad songs will still make me happy! Thank you. I have been blamed for it. I’m sorry, my dear self!

23. Time has not healed you, it is your own strength and hard work that healed yourself.

24. Before I got married, I was like a free bird. And now it's a chained dog!

25. Humble oaths always make me feel stuck, even if they are said over and over again.

26. One of the things I fear most is watching the person I love fall in love with someone else.

27. There was gold under the man’s knees. I cut off all the legs and couldn’t find even a piece of copper.

28. For a person like me, who is neither handsome nor tall, but also has bad habits, and doesn’t have that much money, if I were a girl, how could I dare to ask for anything from you? You can like me, haha.

29. This is the last time I cry, and this is also the last time I smile.

30. Everything I have done is so insignificant. But everything I do is so important.

31. It is said that the wind is like a mother’s hand, caressing us gently. Today's wind is like a stepmother's hand, shouting loudly to death.

32. My dignity, which I was most proud of, was completely trampled on by you, but I have never regretted falling in love with you.

33. Being humble is a universal truth, and you and I are just one of them. one.

34. When we taste this sourness, the only thing we can do is blame ourselves: If I could wear that dress a few more times, if I had enough courage to say to him... That would be What a blessing.

35. When comforting others, you use one set of things, but when you are trying to comfort yourself, you just want to find a rope to use.

36. When I have money, let’s buy 2 lollipops. You can watch me eat one lollipop, and I can eat the other lollipop to show you.

37. You can’t even control what time you go to bed, so you still want to control your life? You don't even wash the dishes, but you still want to show your presence? Your problem is that you know everything, but you are lazy.

38. I don’t care about the wonderful process, I only care about the results that satisfy me.

39. Thousands of arrows pierce your heart and you are in pain, but that is only your fault. Others may sympathize or sigh, but they will never know the extent to which your wounds have festered.

40.12 Your existence is to prove to us: the world is so big and full of wonders! ! Suitable for posting selfies, self-deprecating and humorous sentences (Part 3)

41. Just forget about scolding you, but you have to wait until I hit you to realize that I am both civil and military.

42. What should I do if I encounter a snake in the wild? Don’t panic, hold up an umbrella with a warm smile and pretend to be Xu Xian

43. If my face is considered a mixed race If anything, they are mostly Vietnamese and Cambodian mixed-race people.

44. If you choose to look up at others at 45°, don’t blame others for looking down at you at 135°.

45. So what if I’m lonely? I’ll just bear it!

46. If you feel that you are as tired as a dog all day long. You really misunderstood. No dog is as tired as you.

47. I am a "wolf" (lang) from the south. This society has never appreciated this kind of style, but prefers moderation and stability. So I have had a harder time walking in the past few decades.

48. I loved a girl and we were entangled together for a long time. We bicker and quarrel every day and drink salt soda together. Until one day she suddenly left without leaving a single word. On the day we parted, I felt very guilty. I knew it was a mistake for him to be by my side because I couldn't give her the happiness she wanted. Maybe it was also a mistake for her to leave, but he had to choose to do one before he could tell himself that mistake. More worth committing.

49. I am not RMB, how can I make everyone like me?!

50. What makes people feel sad is that when they are selfish, they realize their selfishness and are tortured beyond recognition by the burning guilt.

51. In the end, we all lost to the word "love". Even if the East is undefeated.

52. Time flies so fast. You are one year older, but your innocent thoughts have not changed. Why are you so persistent and strong? There is obviously no future.

53. It’s really hard for you to be ugly. It scares people when you run out in the morning, and scares ghosts when you run out at night.

54. Later, after a long journey, I realized that the past was old and blurry, but your face was still fresh in my memory, and the original love was always young.

55. It’s more cost-effective for you to buy me 10 cigarettes than for me to go to a nightclub once.

56. People will inevitably change as they grow up, but there are always some things, some things. Those who don’t like it still don’t like it, and those who like it remain unchanged/Smile - I just want to say that I still don’t Love eating zucchini

57. Is it really happy? Ha...

58. Don't care if you don't want it. If you get something, you will lose it. If someone leaves, someone will come.

59. It’s hard to wait for the ticket when the moon sets, and the bell rings in the middle of the night. Don't laugh at me lying drunk on the construction site, scrimping on food and clothing to make money. The rich and handsome man doesn't know how to shed tears, and he easily throws away money and treasures for joy. Why do you need to return home at the end of the year when you are homesick? Relatives, friends and elders are asking you questions. Who doesn't love the wine and warmth of hometown? They only wish to return home in the coming year.

60. Sometimes, I really want to get drunk and wake up to a distant place where no one knows me, and then start everything from scratch.