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After dinner, mother and daughter wash dishes together, and father and son watch TV in the living room. Suddenly, there was a sound of breaking dishes in the kitchen, and then there was silence. The son looked at his father and said, "Mom must have broken it." "How do you know?" "She didn't swear."

We are so used to seeing people and ourselves by different standards that we are often strict with ourselves.

There are two Taiwan Province tour groups traveling to Izu Peninsula. The road conditions are poor, and there are potholes everywhere. A tour guide repeatedly said that the road was like pockmarked. Another tour guide said poetically to the tourists, "We are now taking the famous Izu charming dimple avenue."

Although it is the same situation, different ideas will produce different attitudes. How beautiful your thoughts are and how you think about them are up to you.

● Students who are also in the third grade of primary school, their future wish is to be clowns. Teacher China denounced it as: "Without ambition, you can't teach a boy!" The foreign church said, "May you bring laughter to the whole world!" "

As elders, we require not only encouragement, but also a narrow definition of success.

My wife is cooking in the kitchen. Her husband kept nagging: "Slow down and be careful!" The fire is too big. Turn the fish over quickly, there is too much oil! The wife blurted out, "I know how to cook. The husband calmly replied, "I just want you to know how I feel when you are talking while I am driving." ..."

It is not difficult to learn to be considerate of others, as long as you are willing to seriously look at the problem from the other side's point of view and position.

A bus full of passengers was speeding down the downhill road, and a man was chasing after it. A passenger stuck his head out of the window and said to the car chaser, "Dude! Forget it, you can't catch up! " "I must catch up with it," the man panted. "I am the driver of this car!"

Some people must work very hard, because otherwise, the consequences will be very tragic! However, it is precisely because we must go all out that the potential instinct and unknown characteristics will finally be fully displayed.

● A: "The new neighbors are so hateful. He came at midnight last night and rang my doorbell hard. " B: "How hateful! Did you call the police immediately? " Answer: "No, I think they are crazy. Keep playing my trumpet."

Everything happens for a reason. If you can see your mistakes first, the answer will be different.