The most classic funny jokes on wechat. Classic funny sentences on wechat.

1, time will make you understand that you can't wait for anything but takeout, bus and express delivery.

2. Stop joking. Have you ever seen the fish in the fish-flavored shredded pork? Is there a wife in the old lady's cake? Is there Lei Feng in Leifeng Tower? Therefore, it is understandable that there is no chest in the bra and no money in the wallet.

3. Seeing the gesture of swallowing mountains and rivers when tearing the express parcel by hand is not like a weak woman who can't even unscrew the bottle cap of mineral water.

4. Last month: If I have money, what do I eat and what do dogs eat? Last month: If I have no money, I will eat whatever the dog eats. This month: awesome, ready to eat dogs.

I am no longer a little girl who will be moved by one or two messages of concern. At least I have to give a red envelope.

6. "What does it feel like to confess success?" He finally went blind. He finally went blind. He finally went blind.

7. It is too painful to secretly love someone, so I secretly love a few!

8. I saw a pair of middle school students holding hands in the street today, and I couldn't help thinking of myself in middle school. I am also watching a pair of middle school students holding hands in the street.

9. When someone hates you, you should reflect on yourself, whether it is cute and charming, and make others jealous perfectly.

10. If I had known that life was so hard, I shouldn't have won the first place in the swimming competition 20 years ago.