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The Uighur language in the college entrance examination focuses on grammar.

Grammatical basis

Grammar is the organizing rule of language. Languages include spoken and written languages.

Ancient works sometimes say, for example, "This time, how did I get a sad word?" This is called colloquialism, which appeals to both refined and popular styles. A language can be read, written and understood first. Some words in spoken English are often said but not written, such as steamed stuffed bun and sneezing. In fact, there are many classical Chinese words in spoken English.

"Poor" means "poor". The original meaning of "Mao" refers to the stem of cereal plants, which is as weak as a stem.

The Yanshi dialect that most confuses outsiders is "seeking brains". "LZ" is pronounced as D: and "LZ brain" is the head. In ancient times, there was a word called "cymbals", which meant helmets. Analysis shows that cymbals are helmets and cymbals are heads.

The most widely used word in Yanshi dialect is "where is pāi". The first word is to add a "white" before "go", which means "go". But this word can't be typed on the computer "pāi there" means "everywhere".

The most classic joke related to Yanshi dialect is:

A Yanshi man went to other provinces to buy cloth and complained to the cloth seller, "Why is your cloth so withered?" Seeing that the other party didn't understand, he asked, "Why is your cloth so awkward?" Seeing the other person still didn't understand, he asked, "Why is your cloth so flat?" Seeing each other, I still looked blank and patiently asked, "Why is your cloth so awesome?"

Similarly, there is a joke in our office. A foreign language teacher asked our local language teacher, "What does' snake tooth' mean?" A Chinese teacher replied, "Get rid of it." Another Chinese teacher replied, "You are here, strong and brave." The third Chinese teacher said, "cangue boss." Actually. These four words all mean "awesome". (Yanshi dialect also has "eating cangue boss", which means to take legal action if you suffer losses.)

You can't talk about grammar until you know the words.

Morphemes constitute words, and words are the most basic grammatical units. Words are divided into nouns, verbs, adjectives, adverbs, quantifiers and auxiliary words. Nouns are marked n, verbs are marked v, adjectives are marked adj and adverbs are marked adv.

Words form phrases, and phrases with mood form simple sentences. More than two simple sentences make up a complex sentence. More than two compound sentences form a sentence group. Whose words?

"who?" I'm studying. -In a word