Super funny League of Legends joke

Super funny League of Legends jokes 1:

1. What's the name of the knife Guan Yu used? Me:? Infinite edge? Dad, the teacher gave me a melon seed. Teacher:? What did Martin Luther King do? Me:? All for the peace of demasia! Dad? The teacher gave me a loud slap in the face. According to the safety manual you just read, answer what measures should be taken immediately if you accidentally fall to the ground in the earthquake. ? Me:? Hourglass! Dad? Teacher:? During the second industrial revolution, a large number of talents and inventors emerged. Who are the two most famous people? Me:? Hedinger and Victor! Dad? Teacher:? Everyone has the experience of forgetting something. What impressed you the most? Me:? When I go out to type, I use a flash. Dad? Teacher:? Why didn't your face swell when I hit you so many times? Me:? Nothing can disgust me! Bang bang bang bang bang bang? Teacher:? People should learn to be grateful. Who has been waiting for you, who has been with you, who sends you greetings every day? Me:? Welcome to summoner's crack! Dad? Teacher: What should I shout when the flag is raised on Monday? Me: Long live Demacia Teacher: Yesterday, gangsters asked you for money. Why don't you run? Me: There is death but no life in the trap. Teacher:? Everyone is careless sometimes. What are you going to do if you don't get hurt by others? Me:? The opposite WCNMLG

2. A man shot Annie, a man shot Timo, a man shot Jiang Mumu, a man shot Lulu, and a woman shot Vega Picheng. Today, the suspect in the school shooting has been arrested by the police. ? I'm Anne Sharp, coquettish, ahead-thinking, and scary in export. I can access all kinds of network tools, and I'm afraid of delay. I can directly accept telephone instructions, and I can go online within 20 seconds after telephone notification. I'm strong enough to win 100 games without rest, and I don't drink water for 5 hours after voice instructions. All heroes have a deep understanding and are proficient in various tactical theories. They have carefully studied such professional books as Basic Theory and Resistance Analysis of All Heroes, Equipment Attribute Analysis, On Hang-up Hang-up, A Complete Collection of Heroes' Skills, and Hero Matching and Combination Analysis. Annie has the ability to save the world. She once hit the opposite side with two drags and three strokes, flashed and jumped five times and never made a mistake. Seven minutes, she is a fanatic hat, and eight minutes, she fights the dragon. Contra made it through life, and king of fighters connected infinitely with one hand, running with his eyes closed, drifting, CS professional sniper, and mine clearance was the most difficult 12 seconds. Now I'll ask the four network experts to take me to play man-machine games! !

3. The three gay friends led by De Marcia Tsao Galen called themselves Galen, but they were called by Jianghu people? Cao LUN? You know, the kind of guy who hides in the grass and peeks at a beautiful woman's ass and abuses vegetables. Behind him is a mighty and domineering man named Wen Jia IV, also known as Jay Chou! ! His father is a king, and he is a liar. There is also a scary man. Zhao Xin said that the reason why Chrysanthemum Credit pike pokes ass is scary is because there are ten nine pits! ! (The pike was brought by Chrysanthemum)

One day, on the way to the War College, Teemo saw Dazui spitting on the roadside, so he threw a mushroom to feed it, only to see Dazui coming and give Teemo a deep hug.

It's late at night, and Knox's barracks are still brightly lit. The soldiers were filled with fear. Although they come from militarism and have the belief that they will die, they don't know whether they should move on in the face of repeated failures. . . ? For Ogat's failure, I can only say that the Demassians are really annoying. ?

Super funny League of Legends joke 2:

1, Thain is called Tariq.

2.TX is planning to shoot the TV series "Saint Five Xiaoqiang", and the actors of Phoenix are vacant. The director invited Anivia, an ice crystal phoenix, and Udyr, a fire phoenix, to audition.

The bad news is that Anivia and Udyr both lost the election. The director decided to cast Fitz in the role. He thinks that the internet craze may be the publicity stunt of the play.

The good news is that Anivia has a new role? White bird. Another piece of good news is that Udyr was selected by another cast. Those people are Transformers.

One day, the metal master suggested that the members of the Five Killing Rock Band go to the cashier to sing karaoke. Diana said she didn't want to go.

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