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Talk about the circle of friends who started to work after the Spring Festival (selected 37 sentences)
2. It's another year after November, and after the holiday, have fun. I am bored and sleepy at work, and I am in a daze. Don't use laziness instead of work, be careful that the boss deducts wages! Boy, work hard, the boss is watching you!
3. The holiday is over and I will go to work tomorrow. Insomnia tonight.
4. Holidays can only be picked up better if you put them down with an open mind. Parting is sad, but it is the beginning of the next beautiful meeting.
5. School will start soon. If any of you dare to disturb my homework, I will play with you.
6. Work year after year, worry year after year, work overtime every day like a monkey, work overtime without pay, and get scolded every day for no reason.
7. Holidays are nostalgic, work is boring, salary is vomiting blood, and absenteeism is suicidal. I wish you a happy return to your post and a happy work!
8. The doctor said that I had a phobia of going to work, and I had to extend my holiday to relieve my illness.
9. We have confirmed our eyes, and we are both beautiful workers!
1. Before working, people's hearts are in outer space.
11. Don't talk to me about going to work, which will hurt your feelings!
12. The spring breeze of reform is blowing all over the place. We should live up to expectations in the new year
13. The holiday is over and I have to go back to work. I have to hurry back.
14. After the holiday, I listened to other people's stories about interesting things that happened when I went out, but I stayed at home for seven days! This is the most interesting thing for me, alas ..... it is me who is swollen by mulberry.
15. My first feeling when I go to work after the holiday is that I am tired and lazy, and I don't like doing anything or moving.
16. I wake up every morning thinking that my grandfather quit, and after 2 minutes, I went to work like a grandson.
17. To go to work is to get up earlier than chickens, go to bed later than dogs, eat worse than pigs and do more than donkeys.
18, the holiday is over, and we begin to recall the happy times ...
19, others ask for money at work, and we are killing ourselves at work!
2. It hurts to breathe when going to work. She lives in every corner of me.
21. The next day has passed quickly, and the Spring Festival holiday is over. The bitter days are back.
22. In the new year, don't let your efforts stop at nine to five, and don't let your wealth stop at a fixed salary. After 9, if you don't work hard, you will be really old.
23. It's the most comfortable time to get home and lie in your bed. Get ready for work tomorrow.
24. As a student, I have a special skill, that is, I can finish my holiday homework in one day, but this skill will not be started until the day before school starts.
25. Happy New Year as a gift to work on the first day of the new year.
26. How do you feel ... it's going to be over before it starts.
27. I sit at work every day, too. I'm bored at work, but I think it will be even more boring if I don't go to work. Come to the company every day.
28. On days without work, I always feel that there is something missing in my life. When I really want to work, I feel that I would rather let myself lack something!
29. I always feel that my personality is not suitable for going to work, but only suitable for getting paid.
3. Life is not only about poetry and distance, but also about the present. Enjoy the present and strive for the present. The holiday is over.
31. Today, the first day after the Spring Festival, I feel so sleepy that I can't describe it! Spring sleepiness, autumn lack, summer nap, hibernation. I want to sleep all year round! I hope everything will return to normal tomorrow!
32. The Spring Festival is coming to an end, and tomorrow will be the first day of work after the holiday. After returning to work from a pleasant holiday, post-holiday syndrome also comes with it.
33. Turn off the holiday mode and officially start the Xueba mode! ""Sorry, your configuration is too low to enable this feature.
34. Go to work tomorrow, clear your mind and continue to struggle. Take out your complaints and bask in the sun every day, so that you won't be short of calcium.
35. To go to school is to take money to muddle along, and to go to work is to spend money on days.
36. On the first day of the new year, the weather is fine and everything goes smoothly, which is a good sign.
37. Dear, how do you feel about your first day at work after the Spring Festival? Any surprises? Go to sleep with the joy and hope of the new year. Good night!
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