There are few words in China's funniest jokes.

1, take out your complaints and bask in the sun every day, so you won't be short of calcium.

2, obviously stupid, but said it was reverse thinking.

3. In fact, we can boil all the problems down to two kinds: one is that we are hungry and have no food; One is full.

4. Everyone in the world is an apple bitten by God ... Some people have great defects because God loves her fragrance.

5. Youth is running wildly, and then falling down beautifully.

6. Rich girl: Have you seen it? This is Lu! Me: Yes, I do. Have you seen Donkey?

7. I saw a girl with a familiar back, like a classmate. I ran over and patted the girl. When the girl turned around, I found that I mistook her for someone else. I quickly apologized and said, "I mistook you for someone else. You look familiar. " The girl smiled at me and said, "Rogues look familiar to everyone."

8, the eighth set of broadcast gymnastics, I practiced for three years, when can I get through the second pulse of Ren Du?

9. Li Xia's advertisement is: Li Xia is the Ferrari of China and has an international vision; Ferrari's advertisement is: Ferrari is the Italian Li Xia, which embodies the color of … China … special ….

10, the most explicit compliment is that "bitch" is "drunk".

1 1. Hey, where is my computer? Oh, here it is, on the desk.

12, the night gave me a black mouse, but I played with it until dawn.