Tell jokes together, well said, give points, please great gods.

Being your friend for so long, you always care about me, but I often give you trouble. I really don't know how to repay you ... so ... I will be a cow and a horse in my next life ... I will definitely pull up weeds for you to eat ... 2. I miss you very much, but I'm embarrassed to call you, afraid that you are busy, afraid that you will ignore me, afraid that you think I am harassing you and want to contact you very much, but-old guerrilla 3. If you were a meteor, I would chase you. If you are a satellite, I will wait for you. If you were a star, I would fall in love with you. Unfortunately ... you are an orangutan ~ I can only see you in the zoo! ! Oh, what a pity! ! 4. Now I'm confused ... I don't know what I'm thinking ... My mind is bored to death ... I really don't know what to do? ... can you tell me ... I really don't know whether to eat Regan Noodles or Ah Q bucket noodles! -Old guerrilla 5. Thank you for being with me when I was most frustrated and helping me when I needed help most. I just want to tell you: "since I met you, nothing good has happened!" You are a loser! " -Old Guerrilla 6. I'm sorry to text you so late ~ ~ If it bothers you ~ ~ I'm here to say ~ ~ You deserve it ~ ~ Who told you to go to bed earlier than me? ~ ~ hehe! ! 7. Meeting you is my inner desire to fall in love with you. Having you is my happy choice. It is my most precious wealth. Stepping on the red carpet is my eternal motivation to love forever. It is your regret that I passed it on to the wrong person. 8. Because of you, I believe that maybe all this is destiny takes a hand, which brings us together. Now, I really want to say … what evil did I do in my last life! 9. Starting from tomorrow, the city has decided to eliminate all the mentally retarded young people who are ugly and detrimental to the city appearance! Hurry up and pack your things, go out and take shelter, and don't tell anyone that I informed you, remember! Do not thank 10. God saw that you were thirsty and created water; God saw that you were hungry and created rice. God saw that you had no lovely friends and created me; However, he also saw that there is no idiot in this world and created you by the way. 1 1. If it is stipulated that a person can only be kind to one person in his life, I would rather that person be you. Till death do us part, I have no regrets! But there are no rules ... then forget it! 12. It is a happy thing to miss you! Nice to meet you! Loving you is what I will always do! Keeping you in mind is what I have been doing! But I lied to you, and it just happened! Ha ha! 13. The phone is ringing, which means I am thinking of you! Two voices mean I like you! Three voices mean I love you! When the seventh sound rings … damn it, I really need to talk to you, so don't answer the phone! 14. According to statistics, more than 99.9% people who look like pig heads use thumb buttons to read short messages! Hey, hey, don't change hands, it's too late. Pig head! Hahaha 15. I wrote your name in the sky, but it was blown away by the wind; I wrote your name on the beach, but it was washed away by the sea; I wrote your name in every corner … fuck, I was taken away by the police! 16. If it's a mistake to look good … then I'm all wet. If loveliness is a crime … I have committed a heinous crime. It's hard to be a man! ... you will be fine ~ Yes, there is no sin ... I really envy you 17. When the white clouds pass by, it is the trace of my missing you; That's how I miss you when the sun shines. When the rain falls, it is proof that I miss you. When it thunders, I pray to heaven that you will be hit ... haha-18. If I say that I can meet you if I burn incense for one year, I can know you if I burn incense for three years, and I can cherish you if I burn incense for ten years, I am willing to ... convert to Christianity for the happiness of the next life. ..