Little jokes to make your boyfriend happy

1 and 9 said to 3, besides you, it’s still you. What a romantic number. For you, I think there is a number that is tailor-made for you. This magical number is 4. In addition to 2, it is still 2!

2. The white rabbit Q B and the gray wolf ran away. The wolf chased after him angrily. The rabbit wiped his body with dirt and pretended to be the gray rabbit. He wore glasses and read the newspaper. The wolf asked: Can you see a white rabbit? Rabbit: Is it the white rabbit that rapes the wolf? Wolf Shame: I, KAO, got the news so soon?

3. The squad leader asked: Who is the biggest officer in our platoon? The recruit answered: He is the platoon leader. The squad leader asked again: Who is under the teacher? The recruit answered: It is the horse that the division commander rides.

4. Xiao Li in the office said to Xiao Zhang: "I want to tell you a good news and a bad news. Which one should you listen to first?" Xiao Zhang: "Bad news." Xiao Li: "What I want to say The good news is fake. ”

5. If you grow just 1cm, you have to replace your iPhone 4s with iPhone 5. You should be lucky that your girlfriend doesn’t have the same idea.

6. Don’t ask me how deeply I love you. Go and bask in the scorching sun. The sun represents my love. Don’t ask me how long I love you. Look up at the lonely starry sky. The moon represents my love. Heart!

7. The moon on the first day of the lunar month is crooked and crescent. The person who misses you is so lonely. The moon on the 15th day of the lunar month is round and round. It’s hard to sleep at night without you. Tonight’s moon is shy. I only send this message because I miss you. I miss you so much and love you so much. The moon represents my heart!

8. In the junior high school mathematics class, the teacher was talking about equation transformation. He rolled up his sleeves on the podium and shouted loudly: Attention, students! I'm going to transform!

9. Once upon a time, there were two people, one was called pretending and the other was called disappearing. They disappeared one day. Pretending happened to see a group of people fighting, so he went over to fight with them and said: I'm asking for help! Those people were stunned. After a moment he said: Are you pretending? Yes, I am!