What are the funny sketch scripts about Liu Sanjie, and it is best to have them?

funny sketch script; Newly edited by Liu Sanjie

Character: Liu Sanjie

Mo Huairen

Scholar A

Scholar B

Boat Sister

Female Companion A

Female Companion B

Female Companion C

Scene: Guilin landscape painting

Lijiang River boat

stage side. Sister Liu, go.

Music begins. Folk songs are like spring water.

Sanjie Liu: (singing)

Singing folk songs here, singing there and closing there

Folk songs are like spring water, and there are many twists and turns

Singing folk songs here, singing there and closing there

Folk songs are like spring water, and there are many twists and turns

Singing folk songs here and singing folk songs.

Sanjie Liu: Tourism companies are not easy to operate, and there are more off-season than peak season. In order to compete for tourists and seize the market, we must constantly innovate and promote sales. Sisters, come on up, let's brighten up our voices and attract the guests.

the other side of the stage. Mo Huairen appeared.

mo huairen: there are many benefits of reform and opening-up. if you eat well, you will drink more. I opened a travel agency, and the economic benefits are not bad. It's even more remarkable to say that Sanjie Liu started a travel company and is a well-known local strongman. It is true that colleagues are enemies. In order to compete for tourists, our two families are fighting in secret. I was scared when I thought about it. At the beginning, I wanted to talk to her. It wasn't that Pan Changjiang was taller than Yao Ming, Zhao Benshan and Liu Xiang were racing, and bin Laden asked Obama for an antidote. It was sheer foolishness. Hey, it seems that Sanjie Liu is singing. Hey, hey, I'll sing one, too. This is called echoing from afar.

music starts. In the spring.

Mo Huairen: (singing)

I still remember many years ago in the spring

I didn't have my long hair cut

I didn't have a credit card

I didn't have a home with 24-hour hot water

But I was so happy

Although there was only a broken acoustic guitar

on the street,

singing the song that nobody cares about in the field under the bridge

If one day I am in No Country for Old Men

Please leave me in that time

If one day I leave quietly

Please bury me in this spring

Remember those lonely springs

At that time, I didn't have a beard

No Valentine's Day

No. My fantasy

singing that neglected song in the wind at night in the early morning

Maybe one day I will be in No Country for Old Men

Please leave me in that time

If one day I leave quietly

Please bury me in this spring

Stop the music.

Sanjie Liu: Who is singing?

Zhou Mei: When I heard this smoking voice, it was Mo Huairen. This old guy is said to have turned over a new leaf and stopped eating, drinking, whoring and gambling. In order to snatch the tourists, he played hard. As long as www.pangdan.com/juben/ saw the tour group, he followed suit, and the thick-skinned people couldn't be washed clean. When he saw our customers, he became red-eyed. No, I have to push him down.

music starts. 《christmas tree》。

Zhou Mei: (singing)

Rapa Pam Pam

Rapa Pam Pam

Rapa Pam Pam

Light me up with me on top lets falala Lala Lala

Light me up with me on. top lets falalalalalalala

the only place you wanna be is underneath my christmas tree

the only place you wanna be is underneath my christmas tree

light me up with me on top lets falalalalalalala

light me up with me on top lets falalalalalalala

ho ho ho under the mistle toe (ra pa pam pam)

yes everybody knows (ra pa pam pam)

we will take off our clothes (ra pa pam pam)

yes if you want us to we will

you oh oh oh christmas

my christmas tree is delicious

you oh oh oh christmas

my christmas tree is delicious

light you up with you on top lets falalalala (lets go)

light you up with you on top lets falalalala (lets go)

ho ho ho under the mistle toe (ra pa pam pam)

yes everybody knows (ra pa pam pam)

we will take off our clothes (ra pa pam pam)

yes if you want us to we will

you oh oh Christmas

my Christmas tree is delicious

you oh oh Christmas

my Christmas tree is delicious

music stops.

Zhou Mei: Look, Third Sister, there seems to be a tour group coming over there.

Sanjie Liu: Come on, let's meet up and have a look.

mo huairen: uh-huh, play foreign songs with me. Isn't that obvious bullying? If you want to speak Mandarin, that's who you love, that's the bird language, alas, it doesn't work! Then who, scholar A, come out quickly.

scholar a goes on stage.

scholar a: manager mo, did you call me?

mo huairen: did you hear that? The other person sings bird songs, and you are good at this. You come.

scholar a: I'm the best at talking about birds. I am a bird man. I studied in Oxford University for four years. I studied at Cambridge University for another four years. Nothing else, just talking bird language. Now my mouth still smells like Nestle (bird droppings). Watch me.

music starts. 《christmas Is All Around》。

scholar a: (singing)

I feel it in my fingers,

I feel it in my toes,

Christmas is all around me,

and so the feeling grows

it's written in the wind,

It's everywhere I go,

So if you really love Christmas,

C'mon and let it snow

You know I love Christmas

I always will

My mind's made up

The way that I feel

There's no beginning

There'll be no end

Cuz on Christmas,

You can depend

You gave your presents to me

And I gave mine to you

I need Santa beside me

In everything I do

You know I love Christmas

I Always will

my mind's made up

the way that I feel

there's no beginning

there'll be no end

cuz on Christmas,

you can depend

music stops.

mo huairen: well sung, but I didn't understand a word. I said you didn't learn in vain for eight years, and your bird language is good!

scholar a: look, manager mo, another tour group has come and gone to miss Liu.

mo huairen: hurry up and meet him. If you can't eat the fat on your lips, it's like South Korea being shot by North Korea, which is both humiliating and ridiculous.