Tell a joke. The funniest 50 points are yours.

1 There are two lovers in the park who are very sweet. The girl said coquetry, "Husband, I have a toothache." The boy kissed the girl and said, "Does it still hurt?" The girl said, "It doesn't hurt." Later, the girl said, "My neck hurts." So the boy kissed the girl's neck and said, "Does it still hurt?" The girl said happily, "It doesn't hurt anymore." An old lady saw it and couldn't help saying, "Young man, you are really amazing. Can you treat hemorrhoids? 2. A temple. Monk: Donate some money, just 3500. Me: I don't have that much money. Maybe next time. Monk: Never mind. We can swipe our cards here. Me: Sorry, I don't have my card either. Monk: Never mind. We can also mortgage here, and the monthly interest rate is only 3%. Me: Sorry, I have nothing to mortgage. Monk: ... Then please fill out an organ donation form.