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I have long wanted to buy a set of "Paper Necklace", but the price of the book is 130 yuan, which is too expensive. When I open the piggy bank, all I have is only 30 yuan. What? During the summer vaca

I have long wanted to buy a set of "Paper Necklace", but the price of the book is 130 yuan, which is too expensive. When I open the piggy bank, all I have is only 30 yuan. What? During the summer vacation, I came to my uncle’s house in Shanghai. My aunt has a "fast food salon" on the Bund, and the business is booming. Hey, there it is... The next day, I became a wage earner in the store. It's a part-time job, but it's nothing more than carrying plates and helping customers order food. I took office fully armed. Put on your apron, hat, and white gloves, and get into the bar. How grand! It was Sunday and there were many people. I carried the plate between the bar and the dining table. As I walked, everything disappeared in front of me, except for the book waving to me in the distance, and I rushed forward quickly. "Pounce!" Oh no! I spilled tea on an old lady, and nasty spots suddenly appeared on the old lady's clean skirt, which made her feel guilty early in the morning. "I'm sorry, I'm really sorry!" I apologized quickly. "Oh, it's okay." The old lady pulled up her skirt, gently stroked my head, and smiled kindly. After more than ten days of busy work, I was so happy that I could fly with the 100 yuan I had earned through sweat—I could buy books, including the "Paper Necklace" I had longed for. I finally bought the book. I couldn't put it down, admiring the exquisite cover, smelling the fragrance of ink, and felt happy. 5. When school starts, the class will set up a "book corner". The class teacher calls on everyone to donate books to enrich our small bookcase. Donate books, what to donate? I thought of "Paper Necklace". No, I couldn't bear to part with it. This was the fruit of my hard work. After some thought, I only brought a yellowed copy of "Interstellar Zoo". When I arrived at school, I was surprised. My classmates all brought their beloved "treasure" books. Alas, Chen Pengpeng's set of "The Sound of Growth" was bought by him in two months of frugality; Zeng Hui also gave away the prize she won in the composition competition - "Up and Down Five Thousand Years". No one hesitates or is stingy. What else do I care about? Staying at home and doing homework can't help but feel a bit boring. Apart from reading books or watching TV, playing a few decks of cards with my grandparents to have fun. My mother was very harsh on me. She often nagged me in my ear, insisting that I should review Chinese and English, saying, "I'm about to graduate, and I'm still so relaxed when I enter junior high school!" I had no choice but to accept my fate, and finished my homework in just 5 days. half of! Amazing! Although I breathed a sigh of relief during my summer vacation, I was still studying behind closed doors. Alas, unlucky! Swimming is an indispensable sport for me in summer. A quick jump in the blue waves will make the clear and cool water cool my whole body and soak into my heart. Although I occasionally drank a few sips of water in the swimming pool, it still felt great and refreshing in the pool! In the hot summer, do a few doggystyles and a few breaststrokes for a casual and fashionable feel. During the summer vacation, there is freedom and happiness in the ordinary. What a boring but happy life! hehe. 6 During the summer vacation, I saw that my mother was always preoccupied and always looking back and forth in front of the mirror. I knew that my mother was worried about her gradually gaining weight. Since the summer vacation, my mother’s clients often treat me to dinner. I don’t know how many calories these things have! Oh, no, after "Dae Jang Geum", my mother fell in love with Korean dramas and watched them every night, and every day until 10 It's past one o'clock. How can I get up early in the morning? My mother gets off work late and has no time to exercise. How can I make my mother lose weight? I first asked my mother to do aerobics, which was actually broadcasting exercises. She was already out of breath only halfway through the exercise. Next, I asked my mother to do aerobics, and my mother took the extra-large hula hoop. I saw my mother kicking her legs, bending over, twisting her neck, shaking her hands, doing every action very seriously. After a while, she was sweating profusely. I quickly brought a towel and a water glass, and said with concern: "Okay, okay, that's it for today." My mother wiped her sweat, drank the entire glass of water in one go, and then breathed a sigh of relief. A week later, my mother stood on stage and said. She shouted in surprise: "I've lost 1 kilogram!" "Yeah! I lost weight successfully!" I cheered. It turns out that as long as you persist, you will definitely succeed in losing weight. 7 I went to eat at KFC today. As soon as we entered, our family of three immediately divided the work. Dad went to order food, while my mother and I went to find seats.In the end, the champion was Chen Chusheng. I shouted happily, I won, and our Chusheng won. In this world, I believe that everyone’s persistence and efforts will be rewarded. 9 The hot summer is often a time to test people's perseverance. Everyone's perseverance is different, but the door to knowledge is always open. It just depends on whether I am willing to walk in on you in the distance. After passing through the heat, it means that you have embarked on a new starting point. I accidentally read a book today and saw Tong Dizhou's text. Tong Dizhou was very poor at studying, but he worked hard and made reasonable use of his studies in the morning and evening, and he went from last to first. I was greatly inspired by it: No matter what you do, if you want to succeed, you must put in hard work and sweat in order to gain the joy of a bumper harvest. This reminded me of a famous saying: "No pain, no gain." What a good saying, my spirit suddenly lifted, and I found the supplement I needed for my spirit. As before, I studied hard again. Every day the teacher took us to the ocean of knowledge and overcame difficulties one after another. Got some wonderful trophies. It strengthened my belief, tempered my will and the spirit of continuous learning and climbing. Waiting for the next challenge 10. Staying at home and doing homework can't help but feel a bit boring. Apart from reading books or watching TV, I play a few decks of cards with my grandparents to have fun. My mother was very harsh on me. She often nagged me in my ear, insisting that I should review Chinese and English, saying, "I'm about to graduate, and I'm still so relaxed when I enter junior high school!" I had no choice but to accept my fate, and finished my homework in just 5 days. half of! Amazing! Although I breathed a sigh of relief during my summer vacation, I was still studying behind closed doors. Alas, unlucky! Swimming is an indispensable sport for me in summer. A quick jump in the blue waves will make the clear and cool water cool my whole body and soak into my heart. Although I occasionally drank a few sips of water in the swimming pool, it still felt great and refreshing in the pool! In the hot summer, do a few doggystyles and a few breaststrokes for a casual and fashionable feel. During the summer vacation, there is freedom and happiness in the ordinary. What a boring and happy life! hehe. 11 During the summer vacation, I saw that my mother was always worried and always looking back and forth in front of the mirror. I knew that my mother was worried about her gradually gaining weight. Since the summer vacation, my mother’s clients often treat me to dinner. I don’t know how many calories these things have! Oh, no, after "Dae Jang Geum", my mother fell in love with Korean dramas and watched them every night, and every day until 10 It's past one o'clock. How can I get up early in the morning? My mother gets off work late and has no time to exercise. How can I make my mother lose weight? I first asked my mother to do aerobics, which was actually broadcasting exercises. She was already out of breath only halfway through the exercise. Next, I asked my mother to do a hula hoop. My mother took the extra large hula hoop. I saw my mother kicking her legs, bending over, twisting her neck, shaking her hands, doing every action very seriously. After a while, she was sweating profusely. I quickly brought a towel and a water glass, and said with concern: "Okay, okay, that's it for today." My mother wiped her sweat, drank the entire glass of water in one go, and then breathed a sigh of relief. A week later, my mother stood on stage and said. She shouted in surprise: "I've lost 1 kilogram!" "Yeah! I lost weight successfully!" I cheered. It turns out that as long as you persist, you will definitely succeed in losing weight. 12Went to eat KFC today. As soon as we entered, our family of three immediately divided the work. Dad went to order food, while my mother and I went to find seats. I finally found a seat and sat down. Before my father came, I took another look at the KFC store: the hall was very spacious, the tables and chairs were neat and beautiful, and the facilities were complete. The surrounding walls were covered with children's cartoons and Kendeji pictures. The promotional posters of Deji include refreshing drinks, crispy French fries, fragrant hamburgers, and large chicken drumsticks that are full of flavor and flavor. Looking at the food in the paintings, my mouth watered with greed. "It's ready to eat!" With my shout of joy, my father came over with a tray full of food.

Dad bought me a children's meal. I looked at the plate and wow! It turns out that the children’s meal package also comes with toys! A small and exquisite KFC man is flipping through the oil drum, but every time he has bad luck and always falls into the barrel! Looking at his funny look, I couldn't help but burst out laughing! "Yangyang, if you're not hungry, we'll eat them all!" My mother teased me deliberately. She picked up the hamburger and took a big bite. When I saw it, I became anxious and grabbed the big chicken drumstick with my left hand and the hamburger with my right hand. I started to eat it with a whimpering sound, and after a while, a set of children's set meals was "reimbursed" by me! When I walked out of the KFC store, the delicious taste of KFC was still lingering in my mouth. I have been thinking in my mind that there are actually many good things abroad that we can learn from. 13 Today, because the weather is hot, my father took me to the river to play and brought fish in bottles. When we came to the river, my father sat under a big tree to enjoy the cool air. As for me, I played in the river and caught fish. Suddenly, I saw a shrimp and thought it was a fish, so I impatiently wanted to pick it up, but unexpectedly it ran away. I chased it again, and finally managed to wrap it up with my hands, put it in the bottle, and took a closer look, ah, it turned out to be a shrimp. At this time, I was like a deflated ball, suddenly soft. I thought: It was hard to catch it, so let’s raise it! Then, I caught a few more fish and put them in the bottle to keep company with the shrimps. I walked forward proudly carrying the bottle, and accidentally stepped on a piece of moss on the stone. Just hearing a "dong" sound, I felt like a drowned rat, covered in water. Moreover, the fish and shrimps in the bottle also took this opportunity to run away, leaving an empty bottle soaked in the water. I picked up the bottle and walked to the shore gloomily. It is true that "if you fail to steal the chicken, you will lose the rice." As a result, I went home wet. Usually, I am always in school and rarely have close contact with nature. I am very unfamiliar with many things in nature. I will definitely have more contact with nature when I have the opportunity in the future. 14 At the end of the long road is a night sky full of stars. The long journey through the world is filled with too many material temptations. I can’t tell you how much of everything I promised you has yet to come true. I don’t want to let go, I don’t want to let you go, I don’t want to watch you walk out of my life. ----------CHEER's Gorgeous Adventure When I woke up this morning, I clearly remembered the face of CHEER in my dream. The whole dream was about running for my life. Later, LOG stood in front of the window and held my hand, telling me that it was okay. Jump down. I'm here. Your life is as important as mine. This sentence was still lingering in my mind until I woke up. I think I must miss her a lot. My dear, come back quickly. I just watched a short film "Searching for the Golden Age", which is a documentary by Mr. Wang Xiaobo. It's actually quite boring. It keeps reliving the writer's past for 27 minutes. What I'm probably interested in is that there are too many videos and works from Wang Xiaobo himself. It’s a bit fun to talk about the origin of this short film. I went to two bookstores today. When I was in the second bookstore, I watched it all afternoon and my waist dropped. When we were about to leave, the staff said they had plates they could give you for free. It was just a computer disk. Out of greed for petty gains, I thought I had a computer at home anyway, so I went to see what the disk was. After searching for a lot of discs, I only found this one that interests me. Speaking of which, it was not in vain. I stood there reading all afternoon with my back aching. There is always something to gain. 15 The summer vacation is already halfway over, and I have finished my homework. In the remaining days, I wanted to have fun for a few days, but my parents forced me to learn this and that. If I was unwilling, they would ask me Are they proud, and then they scolded me for no reason, told me a lot of truths, and said they were doing it for my own good? I really don’t know what they were thinking. I get up in the morning and wash up first. Then, my mother didn't even give me time to have breakfast, and forced me to write my Mathematical Olympiad homework. After I finished it, it was time for lunch. After lunch, my mother didn't let me take a nap, so she asked me to write an essay. , I know it’s time to learn English online. I studied for three or four hours. After dinner, I went out for a walk and had to take a shower when I came back. Then my father urged me to go to bed early and face the new day. Alas, the day passed in a blur.

As a result, people smile happily when they meet, and friends are found everywhere. An almost ideal harmonious society was quietly established! 19 summer vacation, summer, red. I like the color red in summer. Red symbolizes heat. Under the sun, the bright mood seems to be reflected only by red. This season, different colors such as fiery red, pink, and orange are blended into a piece of fabric, which also adds a fashionable beauty to it. I like red because there is always a fire burning in my heart. I love life and everyone around me, and I always like to help people in need. I am outgoing and easily satisfied. I am often very happy that I have made a little progress; I am extremely grateful that a small wish of mine has been fulfilled; it only takes a few minutes to feel sad. Everything, whether at school or at home, gives me a warm feeling. For me, there is no obstacle in life that I cannot overcome, so I am happy every day, and my mood is like a red flame that is always jumping with joy. 20During the summer vacation, I watched "Crazy Stone". There is a plot in it that is deeply reflected in my mind and is still fresh in my memory. There was a man carrying a suitcase who had just gotten off the plane and was waiting for the bus on the side of the road. Suddenly a man rushed over and blindfolded him and asked: "Guess who I am? You have three chances. Think about it before you answer." The blindfolded man said: "Sir, I think you have mistaken the person." "There are two more chances." The blindfolded man thought: This voice is so unfamiliar, he must have mistakenly recognized the person. The blindfolded man put down his suitcase. At the same time, someone came over to pick up the suitcase, stopped a taxi and left. The blindfolded person said: "Sir, you really recognized the wrong person, please take your hand away." "Okay, I let go, you can't peek." The moment he let go of his hand, he was blindfolded. The eyes are gone. He was about to pick up the suitcase when he realized that it was missing. In daily life, sometimes a very random action has very different properties. One is to steal something, the other is to protect a young mind. This made me understand: Our world is not perfect, justice may not be completely rational, and evil may not be excusable. Lies sometimes deceive others and themselves, and lies are sometimes beautiful. Staying at home and doing homework can't help but feel a bit boring. Apart from reading books or watching TV, playing a few decks of cards with my grandparents to have fun. My mother was very harsh on me. She often nagged me in my ear, insisting that I should review Chinese and English, saying, "I'm about to graduate, and I'm still so relaxed when I enter junior high school!" I had no choice but to accept my fate, and finished my homework in just 5 days. half of! Amazing! Although I breathed a sigh of relief during my summer vacation, I was still studying behind closed doors. Alas, unlucky! Swimming is an indispensable sport for me in summer. A quick jump in the blue waves will make the clear and cool water cool my whole body and soak into my heart. Although I occasionally drank a few sips of water in the swimming pool, it still felt great and refreshing in the pool! In the hot summer, do a few doggystyles and a few breaststrokes for a casual and fashionable feel. During the summer vacation, there is freedom and happiness in the ordinary. What a boring but happy life! hehe. Hope it's useful to you! Comment on me~~~