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Ji Xiaolan's classic eloquence with iron teeth and copper teeth

Ji Xiaolan with Iron Teeth and Copper Teeth is a TV series set in the Qianlong period of Qing Dynasty. Today, I will share with you some classic eloquence of Ji Xiaolan's iron teeth and copper teeth, hoping to help you.

Ji Xiaolan's classic eloquence with iron teeth and copper teeth

1. A word from the Emperor and Kun? Low hands can defeat the enemy, and high hands can save people and defeat the enemy? . And say? He Kun, you are the best of the best. ?

2. Ji Xiaolan sat on the throne of the golden throne and pointed to the ministers below, you guys! He Kun: Who is a thing? Ji Xiaolan: Oh, I forgot. He has nothing to do with adults. Guan Bai laughed.

3. Ji Xiaolan: Am I interesting enough? If I don't protect you, you will lose your life. Shenyang: You are so interesting. You killed a sweet jujube with a stick.

4. Little Shenyang paid the money: Why do I always get hurt? Ji Xiaolan paid the money: I was injured this time!

Small Shenyang was having dinner with officials (Ji Xiaolan was also present), when he saw a dog outside the door and asked, "Is it a wolf (assistant minister) or a dog?" Ji Xiaolan: Shangshu is a dog. An official laughed at Ji Xiaolan and said, What does this dog eat? Ji Xiaolan asked the official position of this man, who claimed to be an adviser to the imperial court. Ji Xiaolan: When it comes to shit, he eats shit.

6. Little Shenyang: I'm Wall! Ji Xiaolan: Oh! Second. And kill pigs? Shenyang: What is killing pigs? Me and, uh, nave! Ji Xiaolan: Pig intestines? I don't want pig intestines, but I have pig feet. Please send some to our shop.

7. He Er said with a sad face. Lao Ji, you and I have worked together for many years. You watched me take rat poison, but you didn't stop me. Why is your heart vicious? Why vicious? ? Lao Ji:? Ah, people's disappointment makes you more bored with the world, so let's call it a day! ? And two:? No, when I found out that your villain's heart was so vicious, it inspired my fighting spirit even more. I can't let your plot succeed. If you want me to take rat poison, forget it.

8. Your Majesty: Square table, square table, square table, square table, square table. Shenyang: Long live Ye, Long live Ye, Long live Ye! Ji Xiaolan: What (and) flattery, what (and) flattery, flattery big flattery!

9. Ji Xiaolan: What! How dare you put 200 taels of silver in such a lousy tea shop? Du Xiaoyue: Look, Kyushu Tea ... Ji Xiaolan: Yes, it's Kyushu Tea Shop, but didn't you say it's bigger than Bamin Teahouse in Little Shenyang? Du Xiaoyue: Yes, it's bigger! ? Nine? Is it better than? Eight? Big! Ji Xiaolan: ... Oh, that's how you solved it? ... yes, that's great! Du Xiaoyue: How about it? Don't be moved by the third day of the month! Ji Xiaolan: ... It's time to be vigilant! Du Xiaoyue: My name is Du Xiaoyue. Can't I say that? Ji Xiaolan: OK ... follow you ... I really know a lot about you! Du Xiaoyue: You not only learned a lot, but also learned a lot about financial management?

10. Ji Xiaolan: Mr. He, do you think I look like a romantic genius now? Shenyang: Yes, it is. This is especially true if the word "romantic genius" is removed. Ji Xiaolan: That's nothing. Shenyang: It's crazy.

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