5 jokes (English, short stories, Chinese-English translation)

Teacher: Let me give you a riddle, children. It has a beautiful feather. It can wake you up every morning. What's the matter, Tom

Tom: Feather duster. My father wakes me up with it every morning.

Teacher: Students, I have a question. It has beautiful feathers, and it can get up early, Tom. What is this?

Tom: This is a rag. My father wakes me up with it every day.

Teacher: Listen, everyone, who can give me the name of an animal?

Alice: A cow.

Teacher: Good. Another animal. Who said that?

Sam: Another cow.

Teacher: Who can name an animal?

Alice: A cow.

Teacher: Good. Who else can?

Sam: Another cow.

I can only make up two English jokes! )