Collect simple jokes, don't copy them.

1. Don't be infatuated with me, my sister-in-law will hit you.

The mood at work is heavier than going to the grave.

Don't call me arrogant, I refuse to deal with animals!

It is said that women are clothes, and big sister is a brand you can't afford to wear.

Brother, I am not lonely, because I am accompanied by loneliness! & lt/FONT & gt； & lt/FONT & gt；

& lt/FONT & gt； & lt/FONT & gt； I never talk about people, but I always talk about myths.

7. Only mom is good and dad is good.

8. Gender: male, hobby: female

9. You are my Youlemei so that I can throw you away after drinking.

10. Whose husbands are temporary workers!

1 1. I just wanted to turn gracefully, but I accidentally hit the wall!

12. Sorry, the subscriber you dialed is married.

13.90, you have a post-80s heart and a post-70s face. ...

14. I am L 'Oré al Paris, and you deserve it!

15. If I can forgive your vulgarity, can you tolerate my compulsion?

16. Unrequited love is a successful mime, and it becomes a tragedy as soon as it is said!

17. Format yourself just to delete you.

18. For the sake of the next generation of the motherland, we must fall in love no matter how ugly. When the world is full of love ... Lalala ...

19. On the road of love, I always stop and go, and my mother says I can't walk.

20. Even if you want to cry again, smile and say, damn it!

2 1. Tomb-Sweeping Day, buy flowers to pay homage to the lost love.

22. I passed a person countless times, and my clothes were scraped without sparks.

Don't argue with a fool, or others won't know who is a fool.

24. It doesn't matter if your head is empty. The key is not to get into the water.

25. Protect yourself and love others. Please don't come out in the middle of the night to scare people. ...

I am relieved to know that you are not doing well. ......

27. The furthest distance in the world is not between life and death, but that I am invisible and you are online; You are online, I am invisible.

28. People say I'm thin, but I'm not obviously fat.