Who can tell me some jokes? It must be hilarious, and what you have seen will not be adopted.

I worked overtime today. The female colleague brought a bag of milk and heated it on the water heater. My male colleague is going to turn on the water. Female colleague whispered: Do you feel my milk is hot? Male colleagues say there are many people, while female colleagues say it doesn't matter, and touching them is not for you to drink ... Myth 2: The leaders of private enterprises can't find their second son in the unit, so they just met the female financial manager, so they asked: Have you seen my second son? The manager blushed and whispered, I've always wanted to see it, but you didn't give me a chance. Myth 3: the leader is on a business trip and is in the soft sleeper with the female secretary. In the evening, the leader asked: What time is it? Secretary: Ten o'clock. The leader asked again: Is it a whole? Female secretary: It's too early, others haven't slept yet! The leader asked: I asked is it ten o'clock sharp? Female secretary: Don't worry, bear with it until eleven o'clock. Myth 4: Men and women are blind date, sitting opposite a teahouse, and the man takes the initiative to stir up the topic: What do you think of the housing market? The woman bowed her head and was silent for a while: as long as the posture is not too weird, I will try my best to cooperate, but I must shout it out. Myth 5: Gay men study business in the city where female students work, and female students stay in hotels. Talking about personal income, the man asked the woman: How much do you pay after tax? The woman's face turned red and she was weak. She replied: what is the money for classmates to sleep? Even if I go to bed today, I will treat you! Hahaha! The old farmer went to the city to buy new year's goods. When he first entered the city, he saw the billboard saying: Apple, the special price is 4580. The old man was surprised. He thinks he is wrong. He walked on and saw another billboard, Xiaomi, 2299. The old man thought, liar? Walking on, I suddenly saw another sign saying, Chili, as long as 998. The old farmer couldn't help it. He picked up the phone and called his son: Son, come back to farm quickly. We sent … my girlfriend wants to surf the Internet and asked me what the power-on password is. I replied, "Your birthday." She stopped and turned around. After a while, she asked, "Is it a lunar calendar or a solar calendar? What's wrong? " I pushed her away and ostentatiously typed: Ni Shengri. A leftover woman sent Weibo: I have been a monkey for more than 20 years and have never met my master. I request that it be taken away. Then a friend replied at the bottom: you are not the best material! The couple were shopping, and the wife took a fancy to some clothes and wanted to buy them. Seeing this posture, my husband insisted on spending a lot of money and asked, "I didn't say I was just going shopping. How can I really buy it?" The wife said angrily, "Who said you just hugged last night ... but it turns out ..." A 2B just sat down in front of the doctor, and the doctor said, "You are sick! 2B Fury: You are fucking sick! The doctor refused to consult. 2B ran to the service desk and said, I'm sick and the doctor won't see me. Once upon a time, there was an old woman who went to town with her grandson and had never seen a bicycle. At this time, she saw a man riding a bicycle, and his clothes were a little long, blocking the seat. The grandson asked his grandmother, "Grandma, don't you think it hurts to put such a thick iron pipe in your ass?" "Grandma:" Silly boy, why doesn't it hurt? Can't you see that he is kicking in pain! "