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Wugang cut osmanthus and brewed osmanthus wine
WU GANG cuts down trees every day. Thousands of years have passed, and that magical osmanthus tree is still as old and full of vitality. Every Mid-Autumn Festival, it is full of fragrance. WU GANG knew that there was no osmanthus tree in the world, so he was ready to spread the seeds of osmanthus tree to the world.
In ancient times, there lived a widow who sold wild grapes at the foot of two hills in Hangzhou. She was generous and kind, and the wine she brewed was mellow and delicious. People respected her and called her Fairy Wine Lady. One winter, it was freezing with ice and snow. Early in the morning, Fairy Wine Lady just opened the door and suddenly saw a skinny, naked middle-aged man lying outside, apparently a beggar. Fairy wine lady touched the man's nose and mouth, and when there was still some breath, she was very kind. No matter what others said about her, she carried him home, filled him with hot soup first and fed him half a glass of wine.
The man slowly woke up and said excitedly, Thank you, Madam, for saving your life. I'm paralyzed. If I go out, I won't freeze to death, but I'll starve to death. Please be kind and take me in for a few more days.
Fairy Wine Lady is in a dilemma, because as the saying goes, there are many widows' doors. If a man like this lives at home, others will gossip. But think again, you can't watch him freeze to death or starve to death! Finally agreed to let him stay for a while.
As expected, the gossip about Fairy Wine Lady spread quickly, and people became estranged from her, and fewer and fewer people came to the hotel to buy wine.
But Fairy Wine Lady endured the pain and took care of the man with all her heart. Later, people didn't come to buy wine, so she couldn't maintain it, and the man left without saying goodbye and didn't know where to go.
Fairy Wine Lady couldn't rest assured. She looked for it everywhere. On the hillside, she met an old man with white hair, carrying a load of dry wood and struggling. Fairy wine lady was about to help when the old man suddenly fell down and dry wood was scattered all over the floor. The old man closed his eyes, his lips trembled, and he shouted weakly: water, where can water come from in the water shortage hillside? Fairy wine lady bit her middle finger, and suddenly, blood flowed. She put her finger to the old man's mouth, and the old man suddenly disappeared.
There was a breeze, and a yellow cloth bag flew in the sky, filled with many small yellow paper bags, and there was a yellow note that read:
The Moon Palace gave laurel as a reward to a kind family. Fu Gao GUI Shu Bi, longevity is full of trees and flowers. Picking flowers to brew cinnamon wine, send it to mom and dad first. WU GANG helps those who are good, but he is treacherous and slippery in disaster.
Fairy Wine Lady realized that Wu Gang had changed the paralyzed man and the old man with firewood. As soon as this story spread, people from far and near came to buy osmanthus wine from Fairy Wine Lady.
Kind people plant cassia seeds, which will soon grow osmanthus trees and sweet-scented osmanthus flowers, which are full of sweetness and infinite scenery.
For those people with evil intentions, the planted cassia seeds just don't take root and sprout, which makes them feel embarrassed and turns their hearts to goodness.
Everyone is very grateful to the Fairy Wine Lady. It was her kindness that moved WU GANG Daxian, who was in charge of osmanthus trees in the Moon Palace, to introduce osmanthus wine to the world. Since then, osmanthus and osmanthus wine have come into being in the world.
In those days, WU GANG's wife, Yuanfu, because of her inner guilt, called her three sons, one named Drum, one named Yan and the other named Yan, and flew to the moon to spend the long and endless cold years with their nominal father. WU GANG's three sons, one named Drum, became a toad, the other named Yan, a rabbit, and the other named Yun, became an unknown day. Since then, arrows have been made, bells and chimes have been made by drums and drums, and the composition of music has been formulated. So the lonely Guanghan Palace is often filled with fairy music. Katsura Kotarou's famous saying
1. When competing with each other, whoever shows his card first will lose, and the winner will be the one who can save the trump card until the last moment. -"Silver Soul"
2. If you are on the road of life, you will always drop a little hope. -"Silver Soul"
3. If you want to behave outside, you can go to Gexiao when you come back, and you can continue to serve in captivity in the country for only a few years. If you can't really protect it, you can't recognize it. According to the law of corruption in the past, the man who takes the lead has his death, but as far as partners and sweethearts are concerned, you are good at recognizing people for the sake of this country. Really, it is just like saving them. If Xin Xin is in the army, there are still many children who want to go to the other place guarded by her heart, and it will be a big sleep to break the twisted cage before. If there is a person in my heart who really regrets that he can protect others, he will break the shackles of rust and rust. Is it a fragile law that gives you a sword like the outside and then the inside to hold this today? No, it's the iron law that your man has his soul to swear-"Silver Soul"
4. There is no place to breathe in this world. Is it the beginning of a nightmare to get a closer look at the meat pad? Cough! -"Silver Soul"
5. It's not a wig, it's Gui. -The Silver Soul
6. If the trust relationship between the owner and the pet can't be deeper than the Sea of Japan or longer than Riki Choshu's hair, it can't be called true trust.-The Silver Soul
7. There are many things that are out of sight, such as the boyfriend's mobile phone text message after his makeup removal ... -"Silver Soul"
9. I was stabbed to death by a swordfish! Love is really inscrutable. -"Silver Soul"
1. The only thing I can say is that just as you miss that man all the year round, that man is also in that device, thinking of you all the time in that deep darkness, as if convinced of the light of the deep sea, believing that you will not lose your way. -The Silver Soul
11. "People always think that it is an ideal and a belief to die in a foreign land, but they find a bunch of reasons to live. When they stand in front of the abyss of death for the first time, they find that … people just want to have no disagreement, live with their close relatives, and die with their close relatives … people, but that's just such a creature." -"Silver Soul"
12. I never knew that dogs and cats had fought for the survival of the earth since ancient times. What should I do? Dogs and cats are hard to choose. There are meat balls on both sides and they are both furry. Oh, what should I do? No matter which side, the meat balls don't want to disappear! The so-called bushido is to see through life and death even if it is surrounded by meat balls! Come on, just come on, meatballs! Take me with those meatballs. Put me. -"Silver Soul"
13. You have nothing to protect, but a beast. -The Silver Soul
14. Eh ~? Because it is said that the eyes are the windows of the soul ~! -"The Silver Soul"
15. When it comes to silver, things can't be satisfactory, let alone the country, and it's even difficult to change a friend. -"Silver Soul"
16. If you thugs forcibly shake you up, Edo will certainly not want to open your eyes. -The Silver Soul
17. At first, everyone was the same, but now it's so far away ...-The Silver Soul
18. Takayama, I hate you, I used to be, and I still am; But I have always regarded you as a companion. I used to be and I still am. Where does our road branch? -"Silver Soul"
19. It's time to rise up, and now it's time for the lackeys of the abominable shogunate to bully us. At dawn tomorrow, we will make a sneak attack on the election group. Then put the toilet paper in their toilet upside down and put it inside. -The Silver Soul
2. Because there are some things you want, even if you use dirty means. -The Silver Soul
21. You can't survive in this chaotic world just by being careful. When you see a stumbling block, you will be bombarded with rockets.-The Silver Soul
22. Instead of falling into the hands of the enemy, it's better for the teacher and the material to go with the wind. If you don't have a proper martial art, just tell me that you are in the belly of the teacher and the material. -The Silver Soul
23, ヅラじゃなぃ, Gui だだだだだだだ
24. Even at the moment of escape, you must not forget a heart of cold jokes. -The Silver Soul
25. Courage and foolishness are two different things. -The Silver Soul
26. Don't you know that love is made of meaningless things? Meaningless inner turmoil, meaningless anxiety, meaningless struggle, meaningless end, but who will say that those things are meaningless? No, the whole life is gathered in those meaningless things. -"Silver Soul"
27. As long as I have a stubborn character, it is enough! Now, turn into Cyclops! Turn into a written yagyu, ride a horse like a Harley motorcycle while speaking English, and go to Lets party for me! -"The Silver Soul"
28. Women are talkative, and it is precisely because they have no tolerance that you are not popular with girls. -The Silver Soul
29, He かぉるためなら, People はでもをぅ. Human beings will be sharp-edged when they are defending something. -"The Silver Soul"
3. When human beings want to protect something, they will be sharp. -
1. Gently shake the light rose juice in the tall glass. A wisp of wine is not sure to be the unique aroma of mellow, fruity and delicate fragrance, and it is refreshing. Take a sip, your teeth and cheeks will stay fragrant, and even your hiccups and yawns will have a lingering fragrance.
2. This bowl of red wine on the table is like the sun, and pink wine is its light. Without red wine, we would not shine like planets around the sun.
3. Red wine is the blood of life. To understand life, you must first find your own bottle of red wine. It born to love, can also die for love. Like a young woman with an ever-changing personality. Sometimes crazy, sometimes poetic, sometimes shy and arrogant, when she misses it like sadness. Everything in life has a quilt, and she is obsessed with her extraordinary temperament.
4. Red wine can soothe people's emotions, make people forget their troubles, restore our vitality and rekindle the fire of life. A small sip of red wine will seep into our insides like the sweetest morning dew ... Red wine will not make us lose our minds, it will only bring us joy.
5. Drinking wine is a great enjoyment, not just the enjoyment of tongue and mouth, but the enjoyment of spirit and soul. Enjoy flying and dancing!
6. Wine makes people happy, and happiness is the mother of all virtues. I continue to have a spiritual dialogue with wine, which makes me have great ideas and create wonderful things ... < P > 7. Yes, wine is in the cup, and I deeply drink this glass of wine! Drink this cup of wine, full of all kinds of customs! Affectionate feelings, wine full of strong friendship!
8. The beauty of fine wine is the beauty of mountains and rivers; It is the beauty of the polar region and the beauty of the hot sea; It is the beauty of benevolence, friendliness, harmony and moderation! It is the beauty of inclusion! It is the beauty of great beauty without words!
9. In fine wine, feelings need not be expressed, sorrows and joys need not be expressed. When pushing a cup for a change, cups of fine wine can understand our heroic feelings, our scholar's spirit and chivalrous courage, and our detached mentality!
1. Let's close our eyes gently, and feel that the mellow liquid glides across the tip of the tongue, moistens the throat, slips into the throat, floats warmly in the abdomen, slowly floats in the nose, and quietly dives into the blood ... It is a wine that people can't forget. She is fragrant and sweet, and gently becomes a part of her body. Wu guijun's famous saying
1. Return all the night to the bright Milky Way. Return all the breeze to the soft waves of the years. -"Bow your head outside the castle peak, The milky way rises
2, I'm afraid that the snow in Changmen outside Gusu City suddenly received your gilded wedding invitation all night. In the past, it was vaguely like the snowflakes in the air falling and falling in the tiger hill. It was the farewell of that year. You even refused to break up gracefully and never meet again in this life, even the catastrophe that you and I can't escape. Everything about you began to disillusion with this snow. How to write the ending of the story? Putting pen to paper is the end of the night of January 27th, 2xx-"Little Snow"
3. Last night, the ancient city looked at the west wind. I still remember that the apricot blossoms were slightly rainy and empty. When I was young, I was still very ignorant. The hazy time in seed of love hurried past, and my childhood friends withered and my childhood friends died. I thanked Chunhong, but the jokes were still empty. I only realized that some people should play hard to get, even though the city was full of turmoil. -the moments of youth
5, Xiaohegou said that crabs with four eyes to recognize water naturally want cicadas on locust trees. At night, frogs in the fields make children's hearts, bamboo beds under the starry sky, and fireflies fly to the sleeping mat. After the wind blows, some people use it as a grape trellis with white prickly heat on their foreheads, saying that there are no four eyes to recognize water. These have long been gone, and children say that there are no four eyes to recognize water. Now the fragrance of gardenia flowers is recognized through wooden lattice windows. After so many years, I still miss the Taiji Cave in the alley, where you have a dime a bag. Bergmite's time flies, and after the youthful heart, he has grown up and paid for his childhood. L-"Xia Jue She when the child wants to look like four eyes"
6, Wu Guijun said that it is not easy to get close to me, and I really want to sing the sentence in Courage to you. My heart has been reviewing and convincing myself that you are most afraid of giving up suddenly. You said that it is not easy to get close to me. In fact, I want to say that it is important to cherish. If you forget the Courage you heard together, I still have nothing to feel sorry for, so you don't understand me. I don't blame you for blooming for a season. However, I missed the flowering period, and I watched the carmine snow mud on the ground. Who lamented the story? After all, your meeting with me could not escape the ending of Nanke's dream, so I don't blame you if you don't understand me-Nanke's Dream
7, Habit: Is it because you like it? Will it become a habit? Who cooks breakfast for you every day, hugs you and goes to work? You are so close to me, but so far away. I have been standing on the edge of your world for fear that you will see it, and I am afraid that you will not see it. I just don't know who you sleep late every day. I am used to going to your space every night before going to bed to look at your photos. Do you say good night to people you care about? Will it also become a habit to put down the pen and suddenly find that all I wrote was about your poems, and my heart began to spread a little bit, so all my thoughts about you came true.
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