Funny lines of Degang Guo Yu Qian's cross talk "Black sheep"

Lead: There are many classic lines in the cross talk of Degang Guo and Yu Qian, which amused the audience and left a deep impression. Let me take you back!

The funny lines of Degang Guo Yu Qian's comic dialogue "Black sheep";

Degang Guo:? Your IQ balance is obviously insufficient. Dare to recharge. ?

Degang Guo:? I was so poor that I didn't even have a quilt to sleep in, so I covered it with a band-aid. ?

Degang Guo:? My second uncle is in the company, that is, the chairman and general manager, the finance minister and the security captain. ?

Yu Qian:? You're the security chief, too. ?

Degang Guo:? Crack down on anyone who makes suggestions. ?

Degang Guo:? It is better to facilitate people than to facilitate them. ?

Degang Guo:? Buy two washing machines, one to wash and one to run. ?

Degang Guo:? Buy TV sets, buy forty TV sets. Tune one channel to another, make room for a wall, set it all up, and sit in the house like sitting in an electric city. On New Year's Eve, I was transferred to Central No.1 Middle School, and there will be Degang Guo tonight. ?

Degang Guo:? Eat Cordyceps sinensis and grind it into powder to cook porridge?

Degang Guo:? Teacher Yu has a younger sister, a half-sister. She lives in South Ji Zhou and is a princess, Eupolyphaga Ayi. Say "no"

If you want to marry me, it's called marriage. Do you know what's on the shelf? I just don't want to sell. ?

Degang Guo:? Gan Long personally wrote a couplet: a drop of wine from the driver, two lines of tears from relatives. ?