English jokes are short.

1, mother: ilefttwpiecesofCakeintheupboardhismorning, johnny, nowhereisolyonepieceleft. Can you explain it? Johnny: Well, I think Soda didn't notice each other.

Mom: Johnny, I put two snacks in the cupboard this morning. Now there is only one piece left. Can you explain it? Johnny: Well, I don't think I saw the other one because it was too dark inside.

2、onedayinclass，teacher assigned hisstudentstowriteacomposition _ ifiamamanager。

All the students began to write.

"I'm waiting for the formysecretary," the boy replied.

One day in class, the teacher asked the students to write a composition on the topic "If I were a manager".

All the students are writing except one boy. The teacher went over and asked him why he didn't write.

I am waiting for my secretary. The child replied.

Before the final exam, Tom told my mother, Mom, I had a dream. Don't dream, dear. "It says everything you have experienced in reality," mother replied. "Then I hope another theme in my dream fails tonight," said Tom.

Before the final exam, Tom told his mother, "Mom, I had a dream last night that I passed today's exam." "Don't believe in dreams, dear. It is said that the experience in dreams is usually the opposite of reality. " Mom replied. "Well, I really hope that in my dream tonight, I will fail all my other courses." Tom said.

After watching the basketball performance, the kindergarten teacher asked the students to think about it. The youngest girl in the class said she was dangerous, so they didn't have to stand all the time.

On the way home from the ballet performance, the kindergarten teacher asked the students what they thought. The youngest girl in the class said that she hoped the dancers would grow taller, so that they wouldn't have to stand on tiptoe all day.

Professor: When is your birthday? Child: May 30th. Professor: What year? Child: Every year.

Professor: When is your birthday? Child: May 30th. Professor: What year? Child: Every year.