Give me a classic joke.

A woman urinated in the toilet, and a drunk went by mistake after drinking. Hearing the sound of urinating, he quickly said, don't arrive, I really don't drink! The woman was too frightened to pee again. She couldn't hold back and farted. The drunkard said: I *! Why did you take another bottle!

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Tang Priest met a banshee in the Western Heaven, observed that her breasts and buttocks were relatively fat, and wanted to have sex. When she saw this scene, the banshee shouted, Elder! My daughter is afraid of sex when she comes to menstruation! Hearing this, the Tang Priest folded his hands: Amitabha, I'm here to learn from the scriptures!

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Two dwarfs are having sex in their own rooms, and one of them ends soon and only listens to the other room. 1, 2, 3, hey .............. 1, 2, 3, hey, when I get up in the morning, I ask the dwarf, "Come on, buddy, do it all night?" Another answer: "I *TMD, I didn't jump into bed all night."

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The two old people have never seen a bicycle. One day, I saw a woman riding a bike. A said: Oh, does it hurt that woman to get a stick on her ass? B said: can it not hurt? Didn't you see her legs kicking in pain?