Humorous rural wedding hosting words

A humorous opening speech by the wedding host can not only adjust the atmosphere of the wedding but also satisfy people's requirements for new things. Below I bring you humorous rural wedding hosting speeches, I hope you like them. Humorous Rural Wedding Host Speech (1)

(Voiceover) Light music sounds

Dear guests and friends, hello everyone! The wedding bell is about to ring. , please accept our most sincere greetings! Please take the time to sit down and take your seats. In order to keep the wedding in an orderly manner, please do not walk back and forth on the site and do not make loud noises. There are many power sources, cold fireworks, and wedding props at the wedding site. Friends with children, please take good care of your children, pay attention to the order of the scene and the safety of the children. Please cooperate with the host and give your warmest applause to the happiest couple. We will create this romance with you. wedding. . . . . . (The wedding is about to begin) The golden sea never changes, the excitement is endless, the passion is grasped, and the wedding banquet is grand.

Now there is one minute left before the auspicious day, and the countdown to the wedding begins 654321. . . . .

Host:

Dear guests, friends, ladies and gentlemen, good morning everyone!

Through the tunnel of time and space, build a bridge of true love . This is a world of joy, this is an ocean of love. On January 1, 2011 AD, the wedding celebration of Mr. and Mrs. set sail! Fire cannons and music! (Cannons are fired, flowers are blown, and hundreds of birds are paying homage to the phoenix and suona music is played). . . . . . (About 30 seconds)

If love is the most beautiful emotion in the world, then marriage is the most perfect union in the world. It is not easy for two people to meet each other. , achieved a lifetime of staying together, this is the so-called love. Well, in this platform built in today's world, different love stories are staged every day, some are simple, some are complex, some are ordinary, and some are heroic. However, only two people who truly love each other can finally embark on the journey of divine love. In the marriage palace, holding hands for a lifetime, to savor the happiness brought by marriage, then today, they reap the sweetness of love and the joy of love! Come on, friends, let us share the most enthusiastic With applause, please invite today’s groom to make his debut!

Interview with the groom:

Here comes the groom, please come to the center of the stage. You are getting married today. How do you feel at this time?: The mood is very happy. The mood is very happy. I think all the guests want to know, what kind of person is the beautiful bride in your eyes?: gentle, generous, kind, beautiful, and virtuous. The groom's simple words reflect a sincerity. A woman who can get sincerity will definitely gain happiness. Come on, friends, let us turn around and look back, quietly waiting for the appearance of the happiest woman in the world. At this moment, the beautiful bride is already standing under the flower gate of happiness. Groom: How long have you been waiting for this day?: More than twenty years. Don't wait any longer, go for your favorite! . . . . Groom, propose to your favorite, marry me, my dear! Friends, please listen to the wedding bells that are about to ring (clang clang...).

Friends, the beautiful bride and the handsome bride are already standing in the center of the stage. Everyone says, is the groom particularly handsome? They agree with the handsome groom’s applause and encouragement! (Applause) The applause is not very fierce, Come on, I agree that the groom is handsome, where is the applause? I see everyone applauded, but one of them didn’t applaud. Do you know who it is/(The groom hurriedly applauded)? It’s too late now, groom, why didn’t you applaud?: I’m so excited. . Everyone’s applause is not intense yet. If everyone’s applause is intense, I would like to use a Shandong Express to praise our groom. Where is the applause? Again, where is the applause?

Come on, friends. , Use your hands to get rich to beat the beat of happiness together: 1.2.3.4. (Praising the bride: Shandong Kuaishu), this one is a dozen bamboo boards, we don’t praise others, this one is praising the beautiful bride Came to the groom's house, alas, came to the groom's house.

The bride is so beautiful. She looks like a flower. She has willow-leaf eyebrows, phoenix eyes, jet-black hair, and a high bridge of nose. Her head is not bad either. She looks like a goose from the sky. She has come to the world. Hey, here she is. In the human world, Xishi asked Diao Chan where he lived. When I am reborn in the next life, I will go to his house. Hey, I will go to his house. The master of ceremony said it well. Come and applaud! Applause to encourage the bride, come and congratulate the bride. !

Okay, we can’t just list one person. Next, let’s look at our groom. Look at the groom, he is so handsome. Look at his eyebrows, his eyes, his height and his face. Today he is white and red. He looks like Wong Fei Hung. Have you seen the drama Wong Fei Hung plays?: Have you seen it? I’ve seen it, everyone applauded and told me, Huang Feihong has a classic move, do you know the groom? Do you want the groom to show it?: Yes, yes, where is the applause? The groom will show it to everyone (speechless), so be it, Ben Master of Ceremony, please do some hard work and give you a demonstration (stretching up the posture). 3.2.1. Let’s start. Everyone says, are the movements standard? Not standard, okay. Let’s applaud and encourage the groom. Let the groom perform again. Where is the applause? ?(The groom repeats the action), OK, applause to the groom.

As the saying goes, if you are destined to meet someone thousands of miles away, if you are not destined to meet you, you will never meet again. A good man and a good woman bring good things, thank God for the marriage. Come, please invite the newlyweds to turn around and face the heaven and earth table to worship heaven and earth:

Thank God for the marriage ceremony, and bow!

Thank God for building a pair of flower worship halls, and bow again!

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Thank you for your marriage, your fate, and your ancestors for having many children and blessings. Three bows!

Today we have two important guests, the officiant and the witness. Sir, please give a wedding speech for a newlywed couple! Humorous rural wedding hosting speech (2)

Build a house to carry our stories;

Create a love and decorate the story xxx in.

Oh? Is there snow in March: It doesn’t happen often! But starting from today, it does, because there is a prince named xx who has always been in love with this princess named x. I think everyone should be like me and look forward to the appearance of the prince and princess, so let us give the most solemn applause to cheer for their happiness!

(Best man, bridesmaid and house)

2. Light show:

3. Sand painting dubbing:

Their love is as solid as a rock, and their love is as white as snow;

Their meeting is a gift from God, and their meeting is destined by fate;

The boy's thoughtfulness towards the girl makes the girl decide what she will follow her whole life.

The beautiful love affair burned like a raging fire on that sunny day;

When there is a beauty, you will never forget it when you see her; if you don’t see her for a day, you will miss her like crazy.

(xx said) Dear, have you ever remembered that when we were poor, that rainy afternoon, we ate that bowl of ramen together with the only 5 yuan we had left? You have never left us. I left. Dear, we will always be together and never leave, okay?

(xx said) Dear, have you ever remembered that when we were busy, in those days when the wind was rustling, we were exhausted but still wanted to I took that 6-hour round-trip drive just to meet you. You have never left me. My dear, we will always be together and never leave, okay?

(xx said) My dear, I want to know if we, who fell in love at first sight, can start our relationship in this life.

(xx said) My dear, if you love me too, I will stay with you for the rest of my life.

(Say together) My dear, please allow me to grow old with you, but what remains unchanged is my eternal love for you.

Their love is as solid as a rock, and their love is as white as snow

Handsome and hearty, with a smile, I want to say something like spring, I love my prince deeply;

My mind is full of flowers, and I want to tell you with great excitement that in March, I miss my princess.

Without the praise of true love, how can we know the pain of getting to know each other; without the acquiescence of July, how can we become today's partners!

On x month x day, 20xx year, Mr. xx, Miss xx's "xx" poetic dream wedding ceremony begins now

(Groom, supervisor: bouquet, microphone)

4. The groom walked to the hut to make a wish and light a candle (electromagnetic curtain, dry ice Props):

x is the designer of this house, and he has had this idea since xx’s confession. I received this house on my 23rd birthday on x month x, 20xx. The exquisite structure and warm decoration made xx fall in love with it, and he also knew xx's message. He walked towards the love fire, took out the most holy one and placed it in front of the hut, and made his wish.

The holy light illuminates the language of love and the voice of affection, and x finally blooms gracefully for xx!

(Electromagnetic curtain opens)

5. The groom leaves Confession and proposal on the runway (the bride also said her confession):

At this moment, xx finally mustered up the courage and set out for her beloved snow

(Newcomer’s confession, short)

6. The father-in-law hands the daughter to the groom (hugs the father-in-law):

Omitted

7. ***Same admission:

Stay together for a lifetime, not seeking glory and wealth; love each other for a lifetime, not seeking youth and appearance.

8. Reading-style oath:

Love is pure, love is sacred, love needs to be given sincerely, and to be honest. Abandon, don't be jealous, we will definitely cooperate and tolerate each other in the future life, bear the wind and rain together, and create a happy life hand in hand, I xx, I xx, hereby vow to never change our hearts!

9. Paper airplane (green, ring in the middle):

Slightly

x and xx bring the tokens, and *** will fly their dreams and hopes together!

10. Kiss (intimate):

Briefly

Flowers and sweet fruits contain wishes, and wind, rain and sunshine make dreams come true. Photo album, two hearts in the house, xxx has been in love for hundreds of years!

11. Two bottles of champagne:

x and xx walked to the holy water, poured it and said:

Omit

12. Marriage witness: Mr. Li Xuejin, deputy general manager of Beijing Xingdaxin Housing Demolition Co., Ltd. (marriage certificate)

Meeting is a kind of accident, knowing each other is a kind of relief , but falling in love should be a kind of calmness!

13. Officiating at the wedding: Mr. Zhang Yongdong

14. Serving tea and hugging the dearest person: The woman gives Grandparents, grandma told them to give red envelopes, it was normal for the man, and father-in-law told them to give red envelopes

Briefly

In order to show their filial piety, xx and x bowed three times to their relatives:

One Ju’s family’s nurturing love

Another family’s education love

Three Ju’s family blessings are always there

(On stage: Drinking wine, groomsmen and bridesmaids: Holding flowers and interacting )

15. Everyone drank a glass of wine and the ceremony was completed (6 ribbons and bouquets):

x, look, there are two more glasses of wine in front of our cabin.

About

16. Ceremony:

Spring is a warm season, and March is also a sentimental season. The sun shines and all things grow. Under the small house, there is the tenderness of sex and the love of xx, which makes this spring more beautiful, full of vitality and vitality.

I announce that on x, month x, 20xx, Mr. xx and Ms. xx’s "xx" poetic dream wedding ceremony will be here!

Telling about romantic marriage and conveying the power of love! I am the host xx and I would like to present to you all Bow, thank you! Today, xx and Xue used their sincerity and true love to convey to us a beautiful love in the world. Their stories tell us that true love in the world is hard to come by. When fate comes, we must seize the opportunity, give sincerely, and believe that the other party will stick to it: If you don’t leave, I will never give up! If you can do this, I believe The next protagonist of "xx" is you!