An unprecedented joke`````

A patient said to his close friend: "The doctor said, 'It will take him two months to get me out of bed.'"

"Did he do it? ?"

"On the fifth day he made me get out of bed..."

"What happened?"

"He showed me The receipt for hospitalization expenses..."

A miser went to a drugstore and said, "I'm tired of the world. I'm sorry, but give me ten yuan for poison."

The drugstore owner: "Ten dollars of poison is too small to kill. It costs at least four hundred dollars."

The miser: "Four hundred dollars is so expensive, so there is no other way. I have to live." ."

A woman heard that when something panics her, just drinking cold water will calm her down. One day, she and her husband went out on a boat to play, but her husband slipped and fell into the water. When she saw her husband panicking, she shouted: "Don't panic! Drink some water!"

The father told his son a story: "The uncle asked Xiaoyang to cut firewood, but Xiaoyang didn't expect that Xiaoyang gave the uncle his favorite peach tree. After cutting it off, the uncle was very angry when he saw it but didn't scold him. Do you know why?" The son replied: "Maybe it's because Xiaoyang still has an ax in his hand, so he didn't dare to scold him."

Nine out of ten households in a community had security doors installed, and only one did not. One day, nine households were robbed at the same time. The thief wrote on the door of the house without security doors: "Don't worry about me, and I can't worry too." You!"