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Qq space is super attractive and full of personality.

1. You are not my makeup contact lens. Why should I take you seriously?

2. I must appear in your household registration book. I can't be your husband, but I can also be your little father.

I drown my sorrows in wine, but this damn pain learned to swim.

You laugh at my friends who are seldom alone, and I pity your many insincere friends.

I must appear in your household registration book, either your wife or your stepmother.

6. People who talk about me behind my back. I want to tell you. I'm not your mother. There are not so many stories for you to remember.

7. Don't challenge my personality with your temper, it will make you die rhythmically!

8. Sweet talk, I can't, romantic flirting, I can't, for you, there is only one heart.

No matter how miserable life is, we can't stop our fierce fighting spirit and firm smile.

10. Believe it or not, I fanned you on the wall and couldn't take it off.

1 1. The whole world can be yours, but you can only be mine.

12. Don't spoil the word youth, you are in early autumn.

13. Don't think that you are better than anything to make me bow.

14. Your contact with me is limited. I will let you see that I am on the blacklist.

15. Our feelings are as strong as RMB.

16. Who didn't love one or two scum by mistake when they were young?

17. Sometimes, I really want to get a terminal illness and see who really cares about me.

18. Say goodbye to the past and walk away without looking back.

19. I'd rather not have the love I got by humble retention.

20. In this life, people should not only rely on relationships, but also rely on skills.

2 1. Maybe it's because I'm too young to know what treasure is.

22. Feelings are nothing and not worth being hurt by so many people.

23. At this moment, we must live proudly.

When I came into this world, I didn't intend to go back alive.

25. I live on one breath of oxygen, and oxygen is you.

We should all face the sun and live proudly.

Be happy when you are alive, because we will die for a long time.

28. If you hate me, I don't mind at all. I don't live to please you.

Be happy when you are alive, because we will die for a long time.

30. I came into this world with no intention of going back alive.

3 1. Brothers are United, why can't the enemy stop me?

32. My brother has given me glory, and I am even crazier than the sky.

33. Brothers are people who shed tears and bleed together. Who moved my brother? I made him disappear.

34. Brother, I have something to say to my buddy. Although he is not easy to mix, he can get you a knife!

35. The key word is the first word. They make us cry, and we make them bleed.

36. If you dare to break my sister's heart, I will break yours completely.

Wan Shui Qian Shan is always in love, so I can't touch my sister.

You kill me, since I came to this world alive, I have no intention of going back alive.

39. Men are nothing, but sisters are king.

40. Even if the world has only five minutes left, we will go crazy together.

4 1. To be or not to be!

42. Why do men need divorce certificates when they are reliable?

43. It is said that men are sexy. In fact, women are not much better, but men are obvious and women are introverted.

44. Women are tools to make human beings, while men are human beings who use tools.

45. You said I was your woman, so I doubt whether you are my man.

46. I would rather believe in ghosts than men's broken mouths.

47. Women's success lies in shaping their own men to make more women like them.

48. In real life, men can never resist the temptation of the lower body.

49. Whoever dares to rob the man I think, my sister will shoot her.

50. Men and Four Ghosts: Going home from work at night is a poor man, going home at 9 o'clock at night is an alcoholic, going home at 12 o'clock at night is a goat, and going home at 4 o'clock in the morning is a gambler.

5 1. The man pulls, but still throws, hanging around in my blacklist.

52. I am not afraid of being betrayed by a man, because I will betray before he betrays.

When I came into this world, I didn't intend to go back alive.

54. The joys and sorrows around me, where you will go, are all the excitement of others, and have nothing to do with me.

55. I am not picky. I just have an attitude of putting quality before quantity, that's all.

Please treat our love in the same way.

57. What lasts forever and what lasts forever are just excuses for icing on the cake.

58. If you can't bear the pain, you can't see happiness.

59. I want to throw my unruly eyes out of my eyes and disintegrate your fragile soul.

60. It's good not to wear glasses. Look carefully at what you want to see and stay away from what you don't want to see.

6 1. I just hope I can understand in class, finish my homework, sleep without cramps, live a peaceful life, and you won't leave me.

62. We all meet the people who want to promise most when we are least able to promise others, and also meet the people who want to stay most when we have to move forward for our ideals.

63. Reality is too false and we are too stupid.

64. I lent you 50,000 yuan and he lent you100,000 yuan. You'll find him more interesting than me. But you don't know that he has 10 thousand, and I only have 50 thousand I gave you a candy, and when you saw that I gave him two, you had an opinion of me, but you didn't know that he gave me two candy, and you never gave me anything! Helping is mutual affection, not helping is duty, cherish those who are good to you! Dedicated to a good friend who doesn't know right or wrong, villain!

65. Nothing is more effective than seeing through it.

One day I want to leave everything behind and go anywhere I want.

67. To be a woman who is not flattering, unassuming, elegant and graceful, just watch a warm afternoon and show her true self with a beautiful flower in a fleeting year. In your own sun and moon, read the power of life patiently; Interpret the beauty of life with blooming. The years are quiet, so am I.

68. Don't blame me for my bad temper. I don't protect myself in this world. Who will protect me?

69. I am not suitable for weakness, because there is no hug behind me.

70. Recently, I have been puzzled about one thing: learning Chinese can talk to China people, learning English can talk to foreigners, and learning classical Chinese can talk to ghosts.

7 1. People who smile may be sad in the most beautiful way.

72. What unforgettable lies have you experienced since childhood? We'll keep the lucky money for you first.

73. Sometimes, the question you ask, if the other person has been dodging, is actually a euphemism to tell you that the real answer is cruel.

74. Either be a running beast and drink bullets to survive, or be a patient plant and ignore the pain.

75. You are still my weakness, even if I try my best to be brave.

Qq space personality talks about super drag.

First, can we have a chance to love again?

Second, the person who touched my sister! I just want to say, "Do you want to die?"

Third, pack my heart and travel, where can there be freshness.

Time is like a river, with unforgettable memories on the left bank, youthful years worth grasping on the right bank, and youthful sadness flowing rapidly in the middle.

5. People are always so cheap. You must go to no way back and be scarred before you know how to let go.

6. It is not naivety that stops growing, but self-maturity.

Women, there is no need to keep men under the fence, and they can live well without themselves.

Eight, it will be dark, people will change, three points of affection, seven points of deception, the road is still long, don't be too crazy, who will be brilliant in the future.

Nine, my youth, dedicated to compulsory education.

Ten, the weather is as cold as a joke, and the days are like nonsense.

Love, crying and laughing are all beautiful.

12. My heart is too small and narrow to allow others to occupy a place. Super drag personality sentence.

Thirteen, I am not a descendant of the rich! But I want to be the ancestor of the rich!

Fourteen, there are always some funny laughs around you that are funnier than jokes.

Fifteen, that afternoon, we walked side by side to the end.

You can't treat me as a holiday just because we have a holiday.

Seventeen, you're not a cactus, so why be so strong.

Eighteen, who really takes who seriously, who is distressed for whom.

Nineteen, from heaven to hell, I pass by!

Twenty, the rivers and lakes are sinister, and if you can't, you will withdraw!

Twenty-one, travel is to walk from where you are tired to where others are tired.

Twenty-two, tonight, let's use the cold war to keep warm!

Twenty-three, love pain, crying and laughing are wonderful.

24. I have been looking for the color and taste of winter sunshine, but in the end, my pursuit is empty.

Twenty-five, the first love is infinitely good, but it hangs early.

Twenty-six, the best friend, usually teasing each other, is the most ruthless one, but when you need it, it is the softest one.

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Two, six said to two, I have a mistress besides you.

Third, I don't have time to participate in your past. I will accompany you to the end.

Fourth, cherish what you have, and don't look back if you give up.

You will always be the only one for me, and I don't want anyone else.

6.this is the world. What you want, you have to lose.

Teacher, it's very kind of you. It's very kind of you to send so many homework as gifts when you are on vacation.

Eight, do your homework, do it all night, sit all night, and do a page.

Don't smile at me with your pirated Mona Lisa smile. My stomach is not as strong as you think.

Ten, all the questions in the world can be answered with none of your business and none of my business, and suddenly I feel so busy.

1 1. Do you know why you use your husband's money? It turns out that my husband reads backwards, and my husband reads backwards to pay the bill!

There is nothing more embarrassing than having a full rest after coming out of the toilet.

Thirteen, I have a conscience, but I usually put it in the safe.

Fourteen, you ignore me, I am the poor man in your dream.

Fifteen, in high school, I took my mobile phone to school. After being discovered by the class teacher, I took it to the office for a lecture and called my parents. As soon as my father entered the office, the teacher told him about me. My dad went up to smash his cell phone without saying anything, and the class teacher collapsed and said, that's my cell phone!

Sixteen, sometimes your casual jokes are things that hurt me to the extreme.

Seventeen, if a person begins to neglect you, please leave him, and those who don't know how to cherish you don't give up.

At the age of eighteen, the same telescope was called a general on the battlefield and became a rogue in the dormitory.

Nineteen, everyone was born original, but gradually became pirated.

Twenty, the dog's favorite is always shit.

Twenty-one, I am a 20-year-old man. I have never been in love. I am used to it. I finally found a girlfriend and went shopping together. She went to change clothes and try on clothes. When I was confused, I thought I was the only one. Damn it, I went home by myself. Can there be another one?

Your indifferent attitude completely negates my decision. Now leaving is my only choice.

Twenty-three, ask how special our love is, just hope to go on flatly.

I would rather go alone than be hurt by a woman.

25. Don't always use makeup to deceive your feelings. Sooner or later, someone will tear your b face.

I hold hands with you, and you can only love me in this life.

Conquering you with tears will make me look down on myself.

Twenty-eight, if I am the luckiest in my life, then I hope I can be the shadow of my luck.

Twenty-nine, you betrayed me and I was violent to you.

In junior high school, gentlemen always like to express themselves in class. One day, the teacher asked: I miss someone very much, and the eight-word idiom has not been answered for a long time. The teacher then reminded me that the last four words were like a gentleman in Sanqiu who suddenly woke up and answered loudly, I haven't seen you for a long time, just like Sanqiu. The teacher was obviously shocked: think about it and sit down for me.

31. In the face of hooligans, I am a scholar; In front of literati, I am a rogue.

Qq space personality is super drag, tell me about it.

1, son, people are stupid and can't be resurrected. 2, a sense of life, fame and fortune!

3, the world is so chaotic, who is pretending to be pure?

My figure is actually quite good, fat but not greasy.

Without toads, swans would be lonely.

6, my enthusiasm is limited, you grasp the time.

7. I'm not afraid of growing up. I'm afraid you're old.

Thank you for your rudeness, which made me learn to give up.

9, I am not a straw boat, don't send your bitch to me.

10, with you, Fenghou will be a great success.

1 1, cattle b are very low-key, pretending to be b will only show off.

12, my lazy smile is elegance that you don't understand.

13, I must give you happiness, and no one can stop it.

14, the yellow sand wears golden armor in hundreds of battles, and the broken loulan is not returned.

15, I would rather be arrogant and moldy than fall in love with injustice.

16, upper-class people always like to do some dirty work.

17, who didn't love one or two scum by mistake when he was young.

18, beauty is dangerous, just like a tooth dies and a fox dies because of its skin.

19. Tell me when you want to get married, and I will marry you.

20, life is not satisfactory, live earth-shattering.

2 1. It is better to give the fish a pair of wings than a pond.

22, I can only love you, what do you leave me!

In order to light up the night sky, the stars stand high in the sky.

24. What a person is afraid of is often what he should do.

25. Don't tell me you love me. I feel sick after hearing this sentence.

Although I am not beautiful, I still can't find you.

27. No one in this world is qualified to be with you, except me.

28. Sometimes alienating someone is not annoying, but liking it too much.

29, nothing, don't give yourself trouble! Give me trouble if you dare!

After saying good night to each other, you began to sleep, and I began to miss you.

3 1, no one protects my soft sister, I can only learn to be a woman!

32. Who will understand who is who and who is not?

33. Life is like a journey, and you may capsize somewhere.

I tell you, you have no choice but to grow old with me!

35, when the history exam, history will be rewritten by me!

Don't compete with me, because you will become the public enemy of the whole world!

37. I have a perfect me and you, both of which are indispensable.

38. I really feel that some people are embarrassed not only in appearance, but also in their bones.

39. I heard that waste products are being collected outside, and sometimes I really want to sell you.

40. The advertisement was well read, and suddenly a TV series popped up! Damn it!

4 1, I described this sadness with tears, but I cried until dawn.

42. Don't come to me when you are bored, or I will appear redundant.

43, it is too late to say that the dialogue dissipates in the patchwork future.

44. Do you think it will be too sad for me to live alone?

45. Missing is a bird without wings, which stays blindly in its heart.

Don't speak ill of me behind my back, maybe I will stand behind you.

47. Compare the two fish, and the handsome one is tomorrow's dish.

48. Because I was too sincere before, I am heartless now.

49. I will think of you in a certain season, such as spring, summer, autumn and winter.

50. Unless you are an amphibian, there is always a space that does not belong to you.

5 1, you wait, one day you will be my child's mother and grandson's grandmother!

If you think I'm gullible, please go on and I'll watch you perform.

53. If you firmly believe that stones will bloom, then it is not just stones that bloom.

It turns out that I have never been addicted to love and freedom in my life, and I am afraid that I will fall one day.

You know how brave I need to dial your number, but did you turn it off?

56. For the sake of the next generation of the motherland, no matter how ugly you are, you should fall in love and talk about a world full of love.

57. Commodities have a shelf life, and people sometimes get tired of looking at them. How long can you be awesome in my heart?

58. Drink the strongest wine, the wildest dog in a day, make the hardest paper and jump the highest building.

59. Even if it's ordinary, it's a limited edition. Don't underestimate yourself.

Between you and me, next year, the year after, the year after, I will still like you.

6 1. You are the biggest pencil case I have ever seen. Aren't you tired of holding so many pens?

62. If the quarrel can't beat the daughter-in-law, hug or press on the wall to kiss. .

63. Children who look up at the sky are not sad. The elevation angle of 45 is just a disguised gesture.

64. I am not picky. I just have an attitude of putting quality before quantity, that's all.

65. I thought you were a flower on the cliff, but later I realized that you were just a scum in the sea of people.

I'd rather keep a person's silence than complain to those who don't care about me.

67. When I have you, I will be happy even if I cry. Lian Xiao will be very sad without you.

68. I said to my deskmate: My deskmate is a pig. My deskmate said fiercely: Your deskmate is the pig.

69. Some people can live a wonderful life, some people can die calmly, but few people can love well.

70. It's good not to wear glasses. If you want to see it closer, if you don't want to see it, you won't see it if you go farther.

7 1, sneak into your space, forget to delete the visitor record only once, and there will be no visit next time.

72. Many people don't need to meet again because they are just passing by. Forgetting is our best memorial to each other.

73. The world is out of my generation and into the rivers and lakes. Someone reminds me. In the laughter of the emperor, it is impossible for the world to get drunk.

74. Many times, we don't really forget, but we know clearly that there is no reason to remember.

75. On a certain day, I was ignorant and met the weakest tenderness in the starry sky. After that, my heart was like a bright moon, and I missed so much!

76. Some people say that I am black. What's wrong with black? It's black because of beauty! It was burnt when it was fried, so it was black.

Beauty, wisdom, money and many other things are born. Don't try to change anything with your jealousy.

78. When I was in junior high school, I made an appointment to fight together after school. He called dozens of people, but I only called one, and that was his mother.

79. You can't force others to love you. You can only make yourself a worthy person, and the rest depends on fate.

80. I have been scolding my girlfriend. If I'm polite to you, I'm sorry, we don't know each other!

8 1, I think Li Shimin is so stupid. He didn't send the Tang Priest to fetch the scriptures, so he ate him. We are still in the Tang Dynasty!

82. Don't say such high words to other women, or we will be together in the future, and I'm afraid I won't even kneel down on ten keyboards when I turn over old accounts.