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20 16. Wu's uncle Xie Tianying came to Fuzhou Railway Station to meet his nephew who came back from America. Not long ago, he received a message from his nephew that he would go back to his hometown for the New Year with his mother. Xie Tianying hasn't spoken to her sister by phone for half a year, only knowing that her nephew seems to have gone abroad to study in university, and her sister used to accompany her. But left and right. There has been no trace of Wu. At that time, Xie Tianying thought it was her sister, and they had already gone home. But it lasted until New Year's Eve. I haven't received any news.
Xie Tianying felt that the situation was wrong and drove to her sister's house in Fuzhou, but the door was locked. According to the neighbors, no one came back from beginning to end. So Xie Tianying quickly went to the police station to report the case. However, after learning that Wu had borrowed money from relatives and friends before going abroad, the police suspected that he had gone out to avoid debts. Therefore, the case was not filed immediately. On the fifth day of the Lunar New Year, Xie Tianying received a phone call from a friend of his late brother-in-law. Only then did I know that my nephew actually borrowed it from these relatives and friends before going abroad, and it could be 1.44 million. After all this time, I haven't paid back a penny. And according to the call from Zheng Jia to Wu, Wu should be at home now, so Xie Tianying is completely panicked. Came to the police station again.
20 16 February 14. Xie Tianying came to Wu's home with the police and the people from the unlocking company. As soon as you open the door, you can see that the windows of the whole room are sealed with tape. There are two cameras and alarms in the living room, facing the door and bedroom respectively, and the scattered wires on the floor are connected to the computer. This device can monitor everything that happens in the room with a mobile phone. The police immediately cut off the power and waited until they came to the bedroom. Found a man wrapped in a bed, opened it and found it was just a fake mummy. The police continued their search and found another mummy under the bed. And this time lying inside turned out to be Xie!
There is a lot of activated carbon in the middle of each shroud to absorb the smell of rotting corpses. The case of Peking University students killing their mothers finally surfaced! Then, the police issued a reward order online, but never received any valuable clues. After the unremitting efforts of the police, Wu was finally found in the camera of an ATM in Henan. Henan police issued a new reward notice, and the bonus was raised to 50,000 yuan, but nothing was found.
Four years later, Wu was arrested by the police while sending a friend to cancel the contract. I also found a large number of ID cards on him, all of which were purchased online. For several years, he kept changing his identity and disturbing the police's sight. In the face of police questioning, he denied killing his mother. And said that I did it out of pity and love for my mother, and all this was because of the death of my father Wu Zhijian. Wu said more than once that a family without a father is not a complete family.
Wu, a native of Fujian, 1994. My mother is a teacher and my father works in a state-owned enterprise. His parents have been strict with him since he was a child. Wu also knows that as long as he gets good grades, his parents will be very happy. Therefore, he studies hard and doesn't run around with other children in his spare time. 1 the thing after school is to go home and do homework, which is the learning god in the eyes of students.
Dad Wu's company is in Mawei District, Fuzhou, and he only goes home once a week because of the long distance from home. Later, the company allocated a house to Wu's father in Mawei, while Wu and his mother continued to live in Fuzhou. It was during this period that Wu's father had an affair with a woman.
In 2007, Wu visited his father in Mawei District and accidentally discovered his father's extramarital affairs. Since then, Wu has never been to Mawei District, but she has not informed her mother about it.
In 2008, my father was diagnosed with liver cancer. My lover bought a juicer to visit the hospital, but Xie bumped into this scene. After Wu's father was discharged from the hospital, Xie thought about his cleanliness and wanted to throw away everything Wu's father used in the hospital, including the juicer. This is bought by my lover. Father Wu Ziran won't let Xie throw it away, and then the two will go to generate a fight. This extramarital affair was completely exposed, and then the struggle between the two also occurred from time to time.
But Xie is a particularly proud person, so he always struggles in a low voice for fear of being heard by others. In the eyes of outsiders, Xie He and his wife are still as loving as ever!
On 20 10, Wu Dad died of cancer. Wu at school burst into tears after hearing the news, and then Wu's father's classmates also raised 1.8 million yuan and wanted to give it to Xie, but Xie refused. After that, she devoted all her energy to training her son.
Wu was admitted to Fuzhou No.1 Middle School with the first grade in the whole school. In 20 12, she failed the college entrance examination, but was admitted to Peking University in advance after self-enrollment. After entering Peking University, Wu's academic performance was still very good, and he won a scholarship from the school in his sophomore year. After going to college, Wu insisted on talking to his mother for 5-20 minutes every day, and sometimes recorded the cold jokes he heard from his roommates and told them to his mother on the phone.
However, Wu kept thinking about dying. During the summer vacation, he told his good friend that I was depressed in college and had no friends to talk to. I once wanted to commit suicide. Every time he passed a tall building, he wanted to run upstairs to end his life.
Wu once told his mother that he wanted to commit suicide. After hearing the news that his son wanted to commit suicide, Xie said directly that it was better to die first. This may also be due to Xie's reaction. Coupled with some plots seen in movies and books, Wu had the idea of killing his mother first and then committing suicide.
20 15 in mid-March, Wu told the teacher that something was wrong at home and applied for suspension from school, and then moved out of school in May.
2065438+June 2005, Wu bought tools such as knives, waterproof plastic sheets, oil-proof table mats, isolation suits and stuffy agents online. Among them, boning knife, scalpel, kitchen knife, meat cutter, saw blade and a series of knives are all bought for knives. It seems that killing mother is a mathematical problem.
At this point, Xie did not know that his son had already planned to kill himself. He also told his relatives and friends happily that his son would go home in July, so he bought a pair of new shoes specially and planned to wear them when he took his son back to his hometown.
On July 1 day, 2065438, Wu went out for a walk with his mother as usual after returning home, and everything seemed so normal.
On July 1 1 day, just after Xie Gang attended the graduation ceremony of the students, Wu picked up a dumbbell and slammed it on the back of his mother's head. Xie fainted on the spot. Wu didn't give up, and continued to pick up the dumbbell and hit it on his mother's head two or three times until Xie was completely out of breath.
It turned out that Wu planned to cut off his mother's head and commit suicide by jumping off a building with his head in his arms. But when I saw my mother lying on the ground, I suddenly lost the courage to commit suicide. So he bought a lot of activated carbon from the internet and wrapped his mother up. According to him, he put a fake mummy on the bed because the knowledge he saw in the movie could help his mother complete a ceremony. After crossing for three days, his mother's soul can see his father.
After the body was disposed of, Wu sent a message to his relatives by mobile phone, saying that he would study abroad at the end of the month, and then borrowed money from relatives and friends by his mother's mobile phone, totaling 654.38+0.44 million.
Later, Wu even hosted a grand retirement party for his mother, inviting her colleagues, relatives, friends and neighbors. Relatives and friends naturally feel strange that the protagonist is not at the retirement banquet, but Wu explained with a straight face: My mother has been to the United States now, and she can't go back and forth repeatedly because she didn't get a green card, which dispels everyone's doubts. In August, Wu flew to Shanghai and cut out the words in her mother's diary. After copying, she forged a resignation letter and handed it to the school where her mother worked.
In those years when he fled, he squandered the borrowed 1.44 million. Most of them are used to find beautiful women and buy lottery tickets. After spending some time in Shanghai and Shenzhen, he went to Chongqing, where he taught in counseling institutions during the day and worked as a male model in nightclubs at night.
Perhaps influenced by his parents, Wu's feelings for him are blank. Although a female classmate in high school confessed to him online, Wu only replied faintly that it was a misunderstanding. In fact, Wu was influenced by small movies when he was a teenager and often dealt with his own physiological needs. Perhaps it was family education that made him feel that this was a stain on himself, so Wu felt that I was disgusting, but there was nothing I could do. After killing her mother, Wu seems to have released her nature. I fell in love with the young lady, fell in love with each other, and said that I could take out 65438+ Wancaili to marry her home. I also informed the girl that I killed my mother. The girl is worried that Wu Shuo's love is true and this love will disappear.
In fact, Wu was able to come back to spend the New Year with his mother without informing his uncle at the end of the year because it took a long time to confess. But Wu Shuo, she didn't want her mother to be wronged under that dark bed, so she took the initiative to attract her uncle's attention so that the police could find the body. On April 2 1 day, 2065438, the police finally arrested Wu at the airport. After repeated questioning by the police, he refused to admit killing his mother, and all other facts related to the case were denied by Chen. He also said that there was no contradiction between himself and his mother, so that he thought her was the best person in the world.
Until now, Wu has not explained his real motive for killing people. Maybe he doesn't want to live under the pressure of his mother, or he really wants his mother and father to be together. We don't know the truth. This shows how much influence family education and psychological education have on a person. A Peking University student who was supposed to benefit the society killed his mother who had worked so hard to take care of him. In the process of exile, it is unfortunate and sad to release nature, make money by teaching during the day, and release your wishes by being a male model at night.
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