What humorous jokes or paragraphs do you think are in the text?

I went to work in the morning to catch the bus. By the time I got to the platform, the bus had already left. So I had to chase and shout: "Master, wait for me! Master, wait for me! " Then a passenger leaned out of the window and said to me, "Wukong, stop chasing." Xiaoming and Xiaohua went to the zoo to play. When they entered the door, Xiaoming pointed to Xiaohua and said to the doorman, "Look carefully! Come out later, don't say I stole your monkey! " A man sells popsicles at the market for the first time. He is embarrassed to sell them. A man next to him was shouting "selling popsicles", so he had to shout "me too."