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How's Bruce Lee?

China people's bad habits were formed hundreds of years ago, and the attitude of being strong inside and weak outside-which later became the phenomenon of worshipping foreign things and obsessing foreign things-has a long history!

Almost all the foreigners I have met are real Hollywood stars, and there is no one who does not admire Bruce Lee. Even Rolex, the national karate champion, is willing to admit that he is Bruce Lee's apprentice.

When I arrived in China, I saw: Wow! Does Bruce Lee have real kung fu? Did Bruce Lee die in his mistress's bed? Li sparerib can't do it. No one can hit him. A left hook can make him fall ... and so on. Some grandstanding remarks are released casually and irresponsibly everywhere. If nothing else, you don't need to study Bruce Lee's life. Please watch Bruce Lee's movies carefully and see his wonderful fighting scenes. These are enough for you to live.

Do you think hanging Weiya in Jet Li and having no shadow feet in Foshan can help you solve the crisis of being besieged by several gangsters in reality? Real fighting will never fly to the sky, and kicking will never stop. Some stupid teenagers in China, you can't see the truth. When you are troubled by reality, you will naturally understand the essence of Bruce Lee, not what you simply said: Bruce Lee's strange words are terrible, or Jet Li's play is as simple as that. You can't defeat the enemy, and the consequences are beyond your capacity. Bruce Lee taught us the skills of fighting. There is no Weiya hanging, only one's own fist or short nunchakus, and a few strange calls from time to time frighten the enemy in momentum, so that the enemy can't fathom or be scared, giving himself an opportunity. The stupidity of China people can only be described in four words: stupidity, but now it is closer to these words.

I didn't like Bruce Lee at first. I don't think it's as smart and handsome as Jet Li's kung fu movies. I don't want to watch them. But that's what I thought when I was only 12, when I was three years old. I really never thought that when I grow up, I would still live in a fairy tale world. Bruce Lee brought me to reality, this cruel world. No somersault, no 720-degree flying leg, no handsome posture after playing, no shadowless foot in Foshan. Only sticks, knives and your fists.

My personal impression of Bruce Lee is that he takes things seriously, has great personality charm, is thoughtful and insightful. As for Kung Fu, I'm not sure, because Bruce Lee has never participated in any formal competitions in his life, but only performed the techniques of saving boxing and one-finger Zen push-ups as a special guest. But we can see his kung fu from the side!

Rolex visited Bruce Lee seven times! Someone retorted that Rolex visited him just to discuss martial arts with him. Doesn't mean Bruce Lee is good at Kung Fu. I just want to say that if Bruce Lee's kung fu is not good, then the target of this visit will be reversed.

Bruce Lee's films, including Jingwumen, Raptors Crossing the River and enter the dragon, are all famous, and even some martial arts champions. If Bruce Lee is just a performer, or Bruce Lee is not as good at kung fu as them, can Bruce Lee ask them to play in a supporting role for Bruce Lee? They are at least celebrities, not to mention foreign celebrities with superb martial arts. They fought for a weak China in the eyes of foreign countries at that time, and were not afraid of jokes from fans. From this perspective, at least Bruce Lee's kung fu is as good as theirs, or even higher, before Bruce Lee can invite them. Judging from the final contest between Bruce Lee and Rolex in the Raptors' river-crossing scene, Bruce Lee's physical coordination and fighting skills (for example, in one paragraph, Bruce Lee attacked Rolex's calf several times, Rolex was ambushed from the beginning to adapt, and then Bruce Lee suddenly kicked him down with a high foot) were better than Rolex in speed and strength. I don't believe I can go to see the story of the last battle of the Raptors crossing the river. Rolex has been the national karate champion for many times in a row, and Bruce Lee's kung fu can be imagined.

Even the cost of teaching apprentices in Bruce Lee is the highest in the United States. Dare you charge a high price? A bunch of mindless idiots, yelling that Bruce Lee can't do this or that. What I know is that the United States named Bruce Lee "forbidden kingdom", and the Japanese called Bruce Lee the holy place of martial arts. Even countries like Japan (Bruce Lee's Jingwumen openly looked down on Japan, and then a Japanese was allowed to play a brainless fool in enter the dragon) acknowledged Bruce Lee's kung fu. In the eyes of China people, Bruce Lee has become a vase, so I have to say that China people really are. . . Inferior human beings fooled by feudal society.

Actual combat data:

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