Interesting sentences about life

Life needs us to face it with a smile. Life is cruel. When you are unhappy, you can find ways to make yourself happy. Below I have compiled some funny sentences about life for you. Let's have a look.

Excerpts from interesting sentences about life

1) Life is sometimes like being raped by a eunuch? Resistance is pain, not resistance is still pain!

2) It's great to live silently once in a while, but it's miserable?

3) ? Do you still love me ? The first time a woman kisses a man, is touched by a man for the first time, sleeps with a man for the first time, and makes money for the first time, she will ask each other several times.

4) Don't wash it, if it weren't for the mud, this broken car would have fallen apart.

I think a fly lying on the glass has a bright future, but it can't find a way out?

6) Some troubles are imaginary, but we regard them as real.

7) Two children argued about days, and one said: One day is one day! A son said: One day is one day!

8) Give me a fulcrum, and I will put my neighbor's car in the ditch so that he won't honk when he sees me.

You must come to be my partner on the wedding day, because we promised to walk into the marriage hall together?

Please promise not to change your name in my next life, so that I can find you easily.

1 1) It's not your fault to want to be a mistress, but it's your fault to come to college!

12) I deluded myself and kept my last good hope for love. But the fact is that this materialistic world has become the world of the devil wears Prada.

13) The rice is in the pot and I am in bed * _ *

14) If my friends can sell them for five dollars each, I can also make a small fortune.

15) life is like: the deaf hear the dumb say that the blind can go to hell.

16) There may still be love in this world, just as experts are trying to find out whether there are aliens.

17) I, male, m, cheerful and easy-going, can try sexual intercourse first, QQ:? , waiting for your good news!

18) The ability of others to make fakes made me give up the idea of making fakes.

19) What is love in the world? The sage replied:? Waste. ?

20) Peeing is the only pleasure in my daily life. You won't ask me why I am addicted to beer, will you?

2 1) Men fool women, which is called flirting; Women fool men, called seduction; Men and women fool each other, which is called love.

Recommend funny sentences about life

1) Q: The world belittles me, deceives me, slanders me, deceives me, laughs at me, envies me, humiliates me and hurts me. What can we do? Answer: Only respect him, allow him to endure him, follow him, avoid him, ignore him, and see you later.

2) When I came home one night, the Lu Yu robber said with trepidation, Big Brother, I just graduated from Jinqiao, and I can't find a job. I really have no money. The robber cried bitterly: Brother, I am from Jinqiao, too. Get a good diploma. The robber in front is also from Jinqiao. Don't worry, we won't rob our own people!

3) When the Minister of Family Planning visited the countryside, he met an old farmer and asked? Hometown, do you know why close relatives can't get married? The old farmer rubbed his hands and said simply, Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe, relatives, it's too familiar to start! ?

4) We have pursued happiness, at least we have seen the back of happiness?

5) I want to do one thing today: miss you; Lie to you.

6) Don't talk to me about life, talk to me about strangers!

7) Pay more attention to Three Gorges Online, and you can share more classic inventory.

8) Foreign girls who don't go to our school don't know that they are innocent girl? No wonder Zhao Chuan was so sad when she sang this song?

Looking for him in the crowd, I looked up and saw him flying in the sky? A bird man!

10) Count your money until your hand cramps and you wake up naturally!

Be a person like Zhen Chen? Hit Japanese men, hit Japanese women.

12) The more you spend, the closer you get to the bed.

13) I can put your words in the frying pan and fry the oil, haha.

14) Before marriage, men should lend money to let women eat well, and after marriage, women should lend money to let men eat well.

15) Does your child eat human milk or your milk now!

16) What is this world? People live like dogs, and dogs live like people.

17) raped the Japanese on the moon. Let the earth people talk!

18) Those women who participated in the beauty pageant couldn't find a good man, because all the good men were married, such as me.

19) Most people only do three things in their lives: deceive themselves and be bullied.

20) I have drifted away from my dream. Perfection is such a extravagant idea. I finally collected enough wounds to know that happiness is enough.

2 1) Life is a chapter full of regrets, because she doesn't have a chance for you to correct sick sentences.

22) What is decapitation? My head is no bigger than a bowl of scars. Years later, I was a zombie.

A selection of interesting sentences about life

1) I am not a casual person. I'm not a casual person?

2) What are you doing? I am looking up at the sky. What is the degree of looking up? This is the way I miss her. Why do you want to lift your head to one degree? Keep my tears from falling?

3) As soon as I took off my cotton trousers, Miss Chun came lightly?

4) Being a man is still quite comfortable!

5) Turning girls into women is the most basic responsibility and obligation of men.

6) I am the most honest person. Never lie. Except this sentence.

7) take off your pants and fuck, I x this world!

8) Big money? Robbing the rich and helping the poor is the gentlest way.

9) It is said that the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl are the most miserable, only one day a year. I said they are actually the happiest! Who do you miss every day?

10) deeply hurt the people who love me the most. At that moment, I heard his heartbreaking voice. It was not until I turned around and left that I discovered that it was actually myself who was heartbroken?

1 1) I changed her from a girl to a woman; She turned me from a boy into. Poor guy.

12) Born as rain, not a genius!

13) ? Friendship first, competition second? For example, the bride and groom always hold hands at the wedding.

14) College students chose the zoo for their first meeting after work. Everyone agrees because only here can we feel that we are still individuals!

15) The real society ruined my chance to be a good person.

16) no matter how clever a woman is, she looks confused, and no matter how stupid a man is, she looks sober.

17) Men can lean on it, and sows can climb trees.

18) The dark society, tortuous life and stubborn life never need to be explained.

19) The dinosaur said: There is no hurry when you encounter metamorphosis; When you meet a beast, enjoy it slowly

20) 《XX Webcast ":One minute, the leaders are very busy, and the people all over the country are very happy. The next minute, the rest of the world is in dire straits.

2 1) into science finally unveiled the mystery of Shennongjia savage? It turns out that this is a group of China people who can't afford to buy a house!

22) You may not study hard, but you must not review well.