April fool's joke

Do you know the jokes on April Fool's Day? April 1 day is April Fool's Day. On this day, many people will try to cheat others. Of course, there are also friendly forms of verbal deception, that is, telling jokes to others. The following are the jokes I collected for you on April Fool's Day. Friends in need hurry to collect. .

April Fool's joke 1 1, today is April Fool's Day, be careful not to be cheated by others! It is said that fool's disease is popular recently. The symptom is that I have been reading text messages on my mobile phone, and my grin is the most serious. Be careful!

2. Quiz: according to cleverness, humor, handsomeness and charm, the test result is quite shameless. Happy April Fool's Day!

Someone saw you today. You are still charming, wearing a plaid vest and walking slowly. You look detached and carefree. Actually, you are very cute. I don't know how you beat rabbits in those years.

Hey, I have a way to let you live in a good house, drive a good car and have endless money. You don't have to go to work with zero risk. I'm telling you now, don't tell anyone! The solution is: dream!

5. I like you very much, because you are cute! You are very kind, really, but I have to give you up because you are too expensive for me! You are so noble, only those rich people can get you! You are really too expensive, a pig costs 250!

6. Weather forecast: I miss you a little from tonight to tomorrow. I expect to miss you continuously in the afternoon. Affected by this kind of mood, it will become a big dream at night and the mood will continue to decrease. It is expected that this weather will last until I see you. In order that I can sleep peacefully tomorrow and stop thinking about you, you can give my face back the money, so I won't miss you so much.

7. Tell you a story: Once upon a time, there was an idiot. He is very stupid. When someone asks him any questions, he just shakes his head or answers "No". Have you heard this story?

8. Do you know? I really want to take you out to experience the charm of ktv! Do you know what ktv is? Then k stands for you, t stands for you, and finally I'll make a V gesture!

9. I miss you so much that my heart is broken. I love you. I love you so much that my heart is very fragile. I look forward to you. I look forward to your dark days. I will wait for you until the seas run dry and the rocks crumble. I beg you, please don't take it seriously. I am full of nonsense.

10, what should I do if I am hungry? Have a hot pot rinse! What if you are thirsty? Go to the seaside! What if I have no money? Find a liar! What should I do if I miss you? Look at the pigsty!

Today is April Fool's Day. Joke 2 1. There will be a meteor shower tonight. It is said that a big pig will fall from the sky. Too bad I want to sleep. So many people watch you fly!

I'm going to invite you to dinner. Do you want to come? Tell me quickly. Say it. After reading the text message, the time limit has passed!

There are two words I have always wanted to say to you. Today, I finally got up the courage: the first sentence, I love you and I like you very much; The second sentence, never take the first sentence seriously.

Meeting you is the beginning of my heart. Falling in love with you is my happy choice; Having you is my most precious wealth; Stepping into the red carpet is my eternal motivation. Unfortunately-I sent it to the wrong person.

The wife knitted a scarf for her husband. The husband tried it in the mirror and said, can our dog look in the mirror? The wife answered no, and the husband took off the scarf and said, give it to the puppy, and you won't be found ugly!

6. There was once a sincere love that I didn't cherish, and I regretted it after losing it. If you give me another chance, I will say four words to that girl: leave me alone!

7. I have a poem that many people in the world know. When a fool reads this poem, he knows it as if he knew it. I wonder if he doesn't know. I knew you were a fool. A fool must be reading this poem when he hears the phone click. Happy April Fool's Day.

8. Childhood games are life, and life is a game when you grow up; Children's toys are friends, and friends are toys when they grow up; When I was a child, I entertained myself, and when I grew up, I entertained people who read short messages-you were fooled, and punishment: be happy for a lifetime!

9. The monkey came panting and shouted, "Mother pig, mother pig, don't read the message. Your third child fell into the pigsty. Go and save him. " Mother pig was surprised and put her mobile phone in her pocket. Hehe, happy April Fool's Day!

10, note: April Fool's Day is here. The text messages you received in April 1 were all false, with the opposite meaning! Please pay attention! Here is the first one: you are a beautiful, beautiful, handsome and devil-shaped lover!