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What do you think of female drivers driving?

Bring up the topic of driving again.

1. Describe the female driver driving:

Attention, please: there is a female driver ahead.

Why not drive the previous car? A: I paid my debts.

Are you good at driving? Skilled, skilled in shifting gears.

There are three kinds of drivers in the world: good drivers, female drivers and female novice drivers.

Run, if the female owner backs up.

Female drivers drive, Fiona Fang miles, nothing grows.

There is a driver called a female driver, which is more terrible than a novice on the road!

The female driver drove on the road, and I just wanted to say: I was scared to death.

The female drivers on the road are not only living roadblocks, but also unfathomable in lethality.

2. Female driver driving jokes highlights:

A. If you drive during the day, there is a female driver driving next to you, and suddenly she turns on the wiper. Please note that she must be turning. If the female driver flashes left and right, please don't mind, because she just can't turn off the light. If she hits the left turn signal, please let her walk in the right lane, too! The United nations organization for treating female drivers reminds you.

B. My wife just got her driver's license, so I took her to the luxury car show. She is very happy! I said to her: See? This is Ferrari, this is Bentley, this is Rolls Royce, this is Maserati, and this Land Rover over there. Finally, she took her to see Lamborghini. She was a little impatient and said, honey, which one do you want to buy? I told her that I didn't want to buy that car, but let you know about these luxury cars and stay away from them in my broken car in the future.

C. This woman recently bought a car and went out for a drive at the weekend. As a result, the car just stopped halfway, and she couldn't hit it again. In a rage, the woman ran to the 4S store, and when she caught the clerk, she was scolded. It was dark, flying sand and stones, the sun and the moon were dull, and the earth shook. She scolded for more than an hour.

Then the sales manager of the 4S shop patted the woman on the shoulder and said softly, "Sister, your car is out of gas!" "

Female: "..."

3. Comments on female drivers online:

On the topic of female drivers, netizens are divided into two groups: one is a female driver with a clay trough, and the other is to support female drivers.

Opponents say:

Supporters said: Compared with male drivers, women are more cautious and careful in driving preparation. Coupled with the regular life and adequate sleep, female drivers are not easily tired when driving, and fewer people drink and smoke than male drivers.

4. Problems in driving:

I want to say that both male and female drivers have these problems, such as reversing for a long time, unable to start halfway up the slope, bumping into objects or people behind them, changing lanes without turning on the lights, turning on the wrong lights, mistaking the accelerator as a brake, stopping without holding the hand brake, and running into the middle of the road.

Who is not a novice, who has not been nicknamed "two knives" on the road.

5. High heels:

A tragedy happened these days: a female driver was driving in high heels and ran into a 3-year-old child. Once again, the topic of female drivers driving has been triggered.

6. I want to say:

Found such a strange phenomenon, men will be scolded if they drive badly, and women will be hidden if they drive badly, and then they will be scolded in their hearts.

Seeing the sentences circulating on the Internet and various real cases in my recent life, I found the cause of the topic itself: some female drivers wear high heels when driving.

I rolled my eyes and just wanted to say: this is just an example.

Anyone who gets a driver's license doesn't want to drive in go on road trip, but it's a disaster. People talk about female drivers all day. What happened? Let women's mood be beaten ten thousand times. Not all women will choose to drive in high heels. Unfortunately, we are once again labeled as road killers because of a pair of shoes. The women firmly said, we don't carry this pot.

Note: Online commentators should not hide in the corner and criticize female friends for driving. Treat it rationally. In fact, there are many female drivers around me who are good at driving.

What do you think of female drivers driving?