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Some classic funny lines in Sichuan dialect version of Tom and Jerry (pretentious and windmill)

Windmill: "Hey, you melon cat."

Jia sophisticated: "I came to your window again tonight. . . Capsule ` ~ ~ ~ "

Heiwa: It's estrus again. I'm still alone ... spray some perfume, no, spray some pesticides ... comb my hair completely ... cut off my feet and claws.

Heiwa: I'd like to be a lamb, standing by your side ... the lamb barks. ...

Windmill: pretending to be sophisticated, sleeping like a pig, so ugly. ...

Don't worry, I'm here. The person who hit you hasn't been born yet (and then an iron knot knocked him unconscious)

Jia Laodao said, "It's Brother Mang, go. ...

In this spring morning when I woke up easily and happily, mosquitoes bit everywhere and played mahjong at night.

Pretending to be sophisticated: I adore you after being crazy about my cousin, Big Brother, the windmill. I worship you like the water of the Yellow River. I'll add feet to you. Your feet smell good. ...

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