Funny jokes about doctors

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1. I feel unwell and go to the hospital. The doctor said, you can eat whatever you want when you go back. My heart suddenly cooled and I asked the doctor: What disease did I get? The doctor said: You must be hungry to lose weight.

2. A man was bitten by a dog, so he went to see a doctor and got his medicine. The doctor is packing up and getting ready to get off work.

3. When I went to the hospital, I said to the doctor, "Hello, doctor, I have a cold and my voice is not very good." The doctor said, "then don't look, get out!" "

4. The doctor said, "Why did you change wards? Your neighbor is an excellent patient. He is a famous crosstalk performer. " The patient interrupted him and said, You are right! But when I smiled, the surgical wound popped open.

5. Today, a female patient with a sore tongue was very happy and said to me, "Doctor, I haven't been able to sleep well recently. I went to see a Chinese doctor in our village and he told me to repeat a spell before going to bed."

6. Me: The first operation tomorrow morning, no food and no water after dinner tonight, no eating and no drinking, got it? Patient: I see. Thank you, doctor.

7. Dr. Huang Dafu is an obstetrician and gynecologist specializing in infertility. He has been practicing medicine for many years. One day, a grateful patient sent a plaque to express his gratitude, saying: Out of thin air!

8. This person is so drunk that I don't think it's necessary to use anesthetic. If you can save it, it's a waste.

9. The doctor said that I was short of money, so I had to make up for it.

1. I wanted to look handsome, so I went to a plastic surgery hospital. Just walked into the doctor's office and didn't speak, the doctor laughed loudly: hahahahahaha!