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Grandpa ate coptis chinensis-bitter also pecked rice according to the head of a chicken-for nothing.
Dou became emperor-the weak and incompetent dwarf gave him a push-and his hand was not high.
A Dou's country-free from short climbs-cheap.
The lookout under the chopping board-taking medicine according to the old prescription if you can't fly-is still the same.
A nun in buddhist nun-no luck (husband) getting whipped and no stick-eating soft and not eating hard.
The short man rode a big horse-he was caught in a dilemma and secretly boxed-and played blindly for a while.
The dwarf sat in Gordon-trapped in a dark room-sad.
The dwarf sat on a high stool-he couldn't reach An Lushan's hair-and leaned back.
Shorty fart-humble chopping bones on the chopping board-simply.
The dwarf goes up the stairs-the frog on the shore rises step by step-and jumps at the touch.
Dig seeds by gourd-dig dogs with a stick-flustered
Head into the fire resistance-hold your breath.
Pat shoes-useless; I can't get past the plucked phoenix-it's not as good as a chicken.
Banana blossoms-one heart; Get together and put your face in your crotch-gross.
The banana leaves on the bird's nest-farewell my concubine-why not; have no choice but to
Bala's eyes are covered with sores-bad to a white beauty-human face and ghost heart.
The flagpole erected 800 years ago-white old bachelor, speaking human words-is a confusing myth.
Eight old fists-three orders and five applications (stretching) white wax to make osmanthus-are not right at all.
Eight crooked necks sat at a table-no one looked straight at the fox with a pointed tail-an old fox.
The 80-year-old man blew the lamp-he couldn't breathe; Out of breath, White Snake meets Xu Xian-a thousand miles of marriage.
Eight immortals crossing the sea-each showing his magical powers; It can look forward to the moon during the day-don't think about it; Don't think; Never expect it
The Eight Immortals entered the palace-it is difficult to ask department stores to sell suits-one set at a time.
The moon is the same on August 15th every year. Aboveboard, one hundred catties can be carried on one's shoulders, but one or two pens can't carry it-a lout.
Eating Yuanxiao on August 15th-different millions of heroes go down to the south of the Yangtze River-enlightens people.
Pull the grass to attract the snake-ask for it; Asking for trouble to eat and bathe with bodhisattva-more and more serious; In vain; An empty mind
The battle of spotted owls-showing off the head of a romantic zebra-is well organized.
Pick up a corner halfway-half a catty equals 820-equal; Same as each other;
Riding in the air-walking in the clouds; Guanyin-an honest (stone) man with half a hoof on the cliff.
Dreaming of marrying the bride in the middle of the night-thinking about beautiful things; I think it's nice to dress up as a pig and eat a tiger.
The scarecrow put out the fire-lit his upper body-looked in the mirror in the toilet-stinking.
Money lovers' enthusiasm is in the teapot.
The god of wealth is wearing their rice bowls-money is available, power is available, and there are people in the tea shop who don't want it-which pot is not open.
The overlord of Chu committed suicide in Wujiang-ashamed to return to Jiangdong to dance with Chang 'e-remain uncorrupted.
Cao Cao eats chicken ribs-it's tasteless to eat, but it's a pity to abandon them. Giraffes join the group-on the top of their heads.
Cao Cao lost Huake Road-unsurprisingly, the bricks on the Great Wall-and I don't know how many storms he experienced.
When Cao Cao met Jiang Gan, he had a bad luck and took a long loofah as a pole-I don't know if it was soft or hard.
The player wears a dragon robe-he can't be the beard of the emperor's player-fake.
The rainbow and the white clouds fell in love-they blew away, pulling the tiger's tail for help-and died.
Onions don't bloom-what do you want to put to mend your pants-endless holes.
Step on your shoulder, shit on your head-bully people hard-the goddess of the city god is happy-pregnant.
Flies' mouths and dogs' noses-Ling Zhen City God Temple is on fire-children's mouths are smoking.
Flies sting Bodhisattva-Seeing the wrong person on the rostrum-High-profile.
Cao Cao and Zhuge Liang-with different tempers-ate across the hall and thanked the next door-wrong.
Cao Cao defeated Huarong Road-taking the right path of eating fish without spitting bones-with thorns.
The broken bus-taking advantage of loopholes, punching a swollen face and filling a fat man-pretending to be rich
Put a hoe with a broken handle on it-break the head with the handle and call it a fan-and throw caution to the wind.
A horse thief wears a cassock-framing people to kill mice and feed them to cats-annoying one, good one.
Hiding from the rain, hiding in the city god temple-the stone lions on the curse day-in pairs
A lighted candle can't make a rooster live forever without eating rice-countless.
The double sound of making a fire-the elephant was so angry that he drank water-was very generous.
Selling tofu on stage-it's no big deal, and the Great Sage doesn't eat it-has become really fast.
Set up a platform to sell crabs-there are not many goods and there are not many pedestrians on the street-people come and go.
Powder sealing plate as pot cover-the younger brother who has been heated by air conditioning-loafer
Look in the mirror and scare yourself into flocks of geese.
Jumping up and wearing a fur coat on a hot day is not the time to play formal ball.
Playing lanterns, visiting relatives, leaving tomorrow and coming tomorrow, got a big dog-flustered
Knocking gongs to sell sugar-the bird-shooting posture lined up-turned a blind eye to each other.
On the first day of the cart, the poor gathered together, opened the coffin and called for a thief-wronged the dead.
The big girl's swollen face is ugly. Let's get this straight.
Stir-fried chicken feet with prawns-bend your legs and hit Wu Mi in the eye-look up.
Look at the dowry, girl-one day someone will blow up the balloon-sooner or later.
A big girl marries a eunuch-a drop of water in the sea-with or without you.
Wearing a mask into the coffin-shameless, the water rushed to the Longwang Temple-the family did not know one.
Kissing with a mask-it's boring to watch the lunar calendar on New Year's Eve-there's no time.
Government officials enter the county government-swaggering-be careful.
The deflated ball-the soft egg farted and hit the heel-was really unlucky.
The bleeding pig-lying on the graveyard and accumulating ice-was frozen stiff.
Playing tricks on the eaves-having a banquet in the cemetery-having fun with ghosts.
The running water on the roof-the night owl in the cemetery-is not a good bird.
There is a hole in the roof-not a bow drawn from the grave-but a ghost.
Planting wheat on the roof-stimulating farting and burping-ventilating up and down
Fly a kite on the roof-raise your hand to a higher place to call for help-the wolf is coming.
The grass on the house-several plants blown off by the wind are released into the mountains-will bring endless trouble.
Roll sesame seeds with pink balls-rub a little on the caterpillar's upper body-and scratch it if you find it itchy.
The thrush phoenix that was released for nothing flew farther and farther.
Soak the vermicelli in boiling water-straighten and dry the clothes on the plane-and hang it high.
Ganoderma lucidum grows on the dunghill-it smells strange. Looking up on the plane-one day behind the world
Put a flag on the dunghill-it's famous to drive away spiders like moths-and trap yourself.
Axes are good at cutting trees, but the needles are small enough to penetrate cloth-each has its own use-fat chicken soup-rich in oil and water.
Wearing fur coats in dog days-two generations of rented widows-no job (husband)
Moldy grapes-full of bad water, knocking down the reef nest and scaring away the mother-in-law-bitch.
Don't sweat when you have a high fever-nonsense, cook crabs in a boiling pot-see how long you run amok.
Open the leather coat-the lamp in the wind-I don't know when it will go out.
Turning the tortoise over-four feet high-doesn't matter.
Put a porridge stand in front of the hotel-rob people of business-and put it out when you say it.
There is a poisonous snake hiding in the corner-it doesn't show its olive ass-it can't sit still; Can't sit still
The mouse under his arm-pretending to hit the hunter's rolling pin and blow the fire-knows nothing.
Ga boy buys roast chicken-there is a big nest and the rolling pin is divided into different lengths-different sizes have their own uses.
Building a house and inviting Cooper-the wrong person-the diamond head of a rolling pin-didn't move.
Covered with nine quilts, dreaming-wondering how to doze off at work-in a daze.
Hay ignition-nine times out of ten, just pulling the sail will meet the headwind-a bad start.
Thunder doesn't rain-bluffing-fresh pure steel-not bending.
The dry crops-the sun that matured early and just came out of the mountain-are all red.
The fish in the dry ditch-the shrimp just out of the water can't escape-are alive and kicking.
Planting Peony on the Dry River Beach-Newly Unearthed Coptis chinensis-Bitter Xin Wei
Boil soup with dried radish tassels-boring; A dull and tasteless carp just caught-jumping around
Sugarcane jointing-birds fly high and meet eagles-runs much more.
Planting cantaloupe in sugarcane forest-sweet from head to toe, high-grade alloy steel-is hard; That's tough enough
Sugarcane skin woven mat-sweet (dense) top pepper-red to the top.
Catch a blind date-kill two birds with one stone, get a cake for your daughter-sincere
Drive into a dead end-it won't work; If you can't pass, cut off your nose and change your face-shameless.
Driving chickens down the river-forcing them to make eyes at each other across the Yellow River-nobody appreciates it; ungrateful
Riding a donkey-just looking at the jubilant Spring Festival couplets in front of you-is useless; Useless; It's useless.
Drive the dragon king into the sea-I hope the worm is flat every other year.
I'm urging the queen mother to call me elder sister-in-law-I want to get a fairy dust and shoot the birds across the mountain-and the audience is also involved.
Monkeys wear cool hats-I don't know how many weasels have a temper-stealing chickens and eggs.
The monkey's ass-naturally invites the red bull to grind-works slowly and does fine work.
Monkeys fan their fans-like humans, there are sugar pears on trees in Huang Lian-and sweet fruits come from bitter roots.
The fox drills the jar-bitter gourd with its head hidden and its tail exposed under the tree of Coptis chinensis-looks bitter and bitter.
Foxes eat hedgehogs-not soybeans or tofu-and father and son know each other.
Grapes that foxes can't eat-sour emperors mend shoes-are hard to meet (sew)
Selling medicine in the gourd-I don't know exactly, I'm imitating others-is fake.
The water in the gourd-for a sore in the mouth and throat-can't say a good word
The gourd fell into the well-the matchmaker was beaten if he couldn't get to the sky-a good thing.
Gourd bee's nest-with many hearts and safflower as matchmakers-is difficult to protect itself.
Carrots are soju-a picture of an osprey in Hongze Lake-and so on.
Children carved with carrots-turtles in red ovens-shrivel (turtles)
Butcher Hu's son-in-law-guilty () crossing the fence bamboo-can't enter the city
Wearing clothes-like a person, two generals are fighting-smoking.
The tortoise in the moat-the real name of the black whirlwind in mixed years-is untenable (Li Kui jy)
The band in front of the sedan chair-boasting that the blind man got into the sedan chair-who carried you?
There is no physical surname on Guo Hua Mountain-a bunch of blind people eating pomegranate-full of bear thoughts.
The gaudy touch the butcher's knife-the heartbroken blind man plays with the door-people and bears are stupid
Planting trees in a vase-big deal-Wumei meets fierce Zhang Fei-collapses as soon as they meet.
The pot under granite-solid (fried stone) black crow laid white eggs-is considered white.
Brush tapping-raising chickens and ducks under colorful flower stands-disappointing
The food and wine in the picture-people are hungry, and painters don't bow to God-know which field you are in.
The weasel saw the chicken-the food of greedy pregnant women-and had both.
Drink rice soup-shameless (nasty) quarrel-don't say anything about anyone
Weasels rest-a nest of weasels is not as stiff as a nest of weasels-and they are playing all over.
The frightened centipede-a bird that became more and more fierce and scared-flew away.
Step on a wooden stick-step on watermelon skin if you can't stand still, grab a handful of mud in your hand-and slide two wet wipes.
Step on two boats-half-hearted, step on the nose-face.
The water that burst its banks-rampaging machine guns, aiming cannons-was straight at it.
Scraping oil on chicken intestines and tongue-there are not many fireworks on the shoulders-disaster (fire) is just around the corner.
Teaching Bodhisattva to read-setting off fireworks on her shoulders in vain-disaster (fire) is just around the corner.
The beggars who pressed the colored balls-they were so happy that they walked on the stage of Beijing Opera-moved slowly.
Mixing cucumbers in a small wine cup-you can't kiss in front of the mirror-others don't kiss yourself.
The drunkard fell into the wine pool-pursed his ass and wanted to see the sky-as blind as a bat.
Alcoholics drink soda-dregs that have not been fried three times-and the drought should come down.
Cherish debts and buy food-a hole, a sauce jar and a piece of meat (salty)
Boast treats mice like cows-turtle in a sauce jar-dear (salty circle
Building blocks against the wall-I'm tired of eating shredded pork fritters when I push them.
People with skin on all limbs keep warm-they are all soft-selling flutes in the street-blowing themselves.
Tight pants for a few months-sad days, street tricks-talk a lot.
Girls marry-fake (Jia) love (Jia) street dogs-whoever has food will go with them.
Jia Baoyu became a monk-he saw through the play, and dust, mosquitoes and dragons were trapped on the beach-and his reputation was completely discredited.
Jia Baoyu's psychic jade-the penis itches on the tap-will it be fatal to slip down?
Jia Baoyu was taken in when he read The West Chamber-there was a scene of Jiang Gan stealing books.
The lion in front of Jiafu's house-Death (stone) is leading a ponytail in a race-hanged.
You must change your family-you can't see the equipment clearly, but you can't stand kicking in the footbath-an expert (navigation)
Eggplants grow on the spine-they have an external heart and a wooden stick under their feet-and their position is unstable.
A wily rabbit shoots an eagle-taking merit as a precaution and making clothes for deformed people-do another set.
A hollow arhat-entering the yamen empty-handed without appetite-will surely lose.
Catch white fish empty-handed-it is rare to run into a Chinese medicine shop empty-handed-there is no prescription.
Empty bags-you can't stand up and your stomach is full-can't support the market.
Sunflower seeds mixed with salt water-condolence (fishing for salt) eating chopsticks and tofu-the tree (vertical) can't stand.
Choosing melons in the basket-the worse you choose, the worse you eat melon seeds and shrimps-met a good man (Ren).
Eating melon seeds makes a bug, filling people (benevolence) and bridging with chopsticks-the road is not wide.
Chopsticks top tofu-the tree (vertical) can't stand, and the flagpole pulls chopsticks-it's not high.
After knocking on the head, offering sacrifices, paying attention to the roots of bitter bamboo and bitter bamboo shoots-generation after generation.
Chinese cabbage-a heart that was hit by heavy rain when it bloomed-did not bear good fruit.
The initial team-the role has not been completed-put the river car aside from the beginning-ready to fight.
Open the coffin for autopsy-follow it to the end, chat with the electric fan-cynicism
No one heard the floodwater-going to the opera and turning on the radio.
Driving a tractor to drive away rabbits-too fierce, washing your face with boiling water-is difficult to start.
Boiled soybeans-a little arrogant, splashing mice with boiling water-will be peeled even if they die.
Boiling white jade in water-soap in boiling water does not change color-depends on both hands.
I took time off for the meeting-I didn't take a break (seat) to open the divination official-impartial.
When you are sleepy, give a pillow-it's time to be polite and honest-and pretend to be true.
Chatting with fishbones-eating walnuts with thorns-can't you (Ren)?
The chopped green onion on the boiling water bowl-Hua and (several) holidays will be half an hour late-is late.
The arrow that opens the bow-not cutting down the tree back-won't get much firewood.
Cut down the willow tree-unwilling to die (dry) and cut down the tree to catch birds-idiot
Cutting down trees and eating oranges-completely ignoring the bricks for building walls-come from behind.
The gunpowder in the casserole-there is no room for half-lit pickles and boiled tofu-goes without saying (salt)
Pickled vegetables mixed with tofu-there is no need to keep white snails in the pickle jar-it is difficult to feed.
Salted fish falling into the pond-I don't know how to add soy sauce to salted meat-is superfluous.
I don't know enough about how hard it is to see grandpa call him grandpa.
Seeing a nun calling for her sister-in-law-seeing a monk calling for her uncle-calling for her relatives.
The gatekeeper fairy-who can't manage the temple-keeps a hand.
Dogs that look at sheep-one looks at clothes more fiercely than the other-look at people.
Looking at the sky and talking-I don't know how high my eyes are, picking a wife in the theater-is a kind of satisfaction.
The prodigal son returns-gold does not change the hammer-cruel to cruel (metaphor for the encounter between fierce)
Rotten soil goes down to the kiln-nothing can be burned (figuratively speaking, it can't be done)-the old woman bites the clam shell-it's hard to get out.
Braised cold duck meat rotten mouth not rotten bone old grave empty shelf.
The wolf cherishes the baby pig-he can't go back (figuratively speaking, he won't go back)-but he can't turn over.
The wolf ate the wolf-suddenly, unexpectedly. ) The old sow climbs the stairs-she climbs very high.
Fill the pole full-hang an empty old sow up the hill-climb tightly
Bad plaster sticks to good meat-a mouse bites its ass when it asks for trouble-definitely (bite)
A rotten fish was gutted. ) The old lady wears soles-it's true (needle) It's true (needle)
Hun Bodhisattva-all rely on gold to paste the old woman for the New Year-getting worse every year.
Heap in the mud-the worse it gets, the chicken tendon chewed by the old woman-it's hard to chew and swallow.
The dragon king on the rotten bridge-it's not a good thing. Look at the notice, old man-a great truth.
Muddy Bodhisattva washes his face-he can't lead an honest life and eat chicken feathers-it's a matter of filling his stomach.
Gambling in prison-repeated mistakes made by tigers and pigs-is both evil and stupid.
Braving the wind and waves-nothing is ups and downs-don't look at him (it) small.
Playing with a big knife under the bright moon ... cutting the tiger's skin and peeling the rabbit's intestines-a bully is always a coward.
A lazy cook cooks a meal-I don't want to make a noise (stir-fry) for you-a mouse meets a cat-I dare not think (loudly)
A lazy woman's foot-binding ... A long, smelly mouse climbed up the incense burner and got a rebuff.
A lazy donkey grinds on it-more shit and more mice manage the warehouse-the more you manage, the brighter it will be.
Lenny came down from the kiln-
Toads wear dahongpao-you can only watch from a distance, but you can't watch mice sleeping in the cat's nest ... as long as you bring a bite of meat.
Toad blows and blows-what a big breath! The mouse picked up the excrement basin and helped the dog.
The head of the scorpion-it's hard to mention (shave) Lao Tzu's concubinage-is not serious.
The dried salted duck was cooked in the pot-the body rotted and I was forced to sit in the cell-and was implicated.
Fan is in the twelfth lunar month-I'm so angry. I steal pigs and cows ... one is fiercer than the other.
Candle temper-the old cow slowly pulled the broken car.
There's no oil on the wax table-it's hard to get through this hole.
Stir-fried tofu with Chili peppers-hot on the outside and soft on the inside when an old buffalo pulls a cart-can't cover it
It's no good eating laxatives for diarrhea-the bigger the trouble, the older monkey climbing the flagpole.
Walk hand in hand-you can do it, so can I. The old fat pig goes to the slaughterhouse-the knife hurts the goods
Broken shoes in the garbage-unwanted goods-old Harry went to the golden palace-to plead for the people.
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