Afraid of wife jokes

1, a prison judge is often bullied by his wife. One morning, I was severely scolded by my wife, and I was very unhappy. The judge thought I was the only one who was bullied by my wife. Let me do some research among the envoys and then call them all. I don't know why, the envoys all stood in front of the judge, and the judge said, you who are afraid of your wife stand on the left and those who are not afraid of your wife stand on the right. ? In this way, the ambassadors standing in a room full of shouts ran to the left, and only one person stood on the right. The judge was secretly surprised to see everyone on the left. On the other hand, another person is on the right, which makes him feel rare. ? So you're the only one who's not afraid of his wife. It's a man? It seems scary to say, no, it's not, because my wife told me not to go to crowded places. ? Got the nickname of a man who is afraid of his wife? Judge's order? , abbreviation? Judge?

2. Once upon a time, there was an old gentleman who mainly chose the prime minister! And the qualification must be talented and brave! The most important thing is not to be afraid of your wife!

As a result, when the king said, those who are afraid of their wives stand on the right and those who are not afraid stand on the left!

As a result, most people immediately ran to the right, leaving only a brave general standing on the left!

The king happily asked him why. He said:? My wife said: I am not allowed to squeeze in crowded places.

3. The director of a company is afraid of his wife and wants to know that all men are the same, so he gathers all married men in the company. Command:? Those who are afraid of their wives stand on the left, and those who are not afraid of their wives stand on the right. ?

After a commotion, most people went to the left, only one person went to the right. There are two people who stay where they are.

The supervisor asked the first person who stood still: Why are you standing still?

Answer:? My wife told me that the company is factional and should remain neutral, so I stood in the middle. ?

He asked the second man who was standing still: Why are you standing still?

Answer:? My wife says you can't make your own decisions. You have to ask her first. Can I call her first?

At this time, everyone looked at the person standing alone on the right with admiration and asked him to speak. He said: My wife said not to go to crowded places. ?

4, the husband is afraid of his wife, timid and stupid!

One day, my husband dared to ask his wife after drinking: Have you ever betrayed me?

The wife denied saying:? Only once. ?

The husband pointed at his wife and said angrily, You! You! You are modest! ?

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