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A trivial transaction.

People who like to pick up cheap things will always think that things are good for others, and they will always try their best to wipe some oil from other people's things to make themselves feel that a day is quite meaningful. Even if it's just pulling a leek in somebody else's garden, drinking the white water in somebody else's vat, borrowing money without interest, standing in somebody else's patio for a while and enjoying a little shade. Obviously, his wealth is enough to live a rich life, but he just wants to take others' money to feel real wealth and happiness.

This is a small selfishness in human nature, just like eating a rice residue at the foot, seeing that outsiders didn't pay attention, and no one looked at it and picked it up before eating, so they secretly enjoyed it. Most people who are greedy for petty gains are petty in appearance, and always look at whether anyone has lost a penny on the ground. This kind of person can't do great things, because he always haggles over every ounce in such a small place, arguing with others indiscriminately, thinking that he must not suffer. If it is a blessing to suffer, it has no influence on him at all, because petty gain is deeply rooted in his heart, and no one will pull him out, otherwise he will be anxious and desperate with everyone.

Ordinary people have their own cheap ways, and cultural people also have their own smart ways. It is said that an educated man wanted to take a taxi to a nearby restaurant, but he wanted to let him get on the bus without spending a penny, pretending to let the driver drive in front calmly. After a while, he pretended to chat and asked the driver if he could go to Beijing thousands of miles away. Hearing this, the driver was furious because he wanted to play a trick on him, and told him to get off at once. He is busy in the provincial capital, he has no time to go to Beijing, and he can't stand such ridicule. Of course, the driver didn't know that he was trapped by this man, because he just got off at the place where the driver let him off.

There is a joke called "Cheap" in "Laughing Building": A person likes to bargain, and people in the city can't guard against it, and no one dares to cross the door. Or take a piece of gravel and see for yourself. As soon as he saw it, he shouted, "Stop!" He rushed in, picked up the kitchen knife, licked it on the stone again and again, and said, "Go!" " Of course, this man does not belong to the ranks of intellectuals, but he also has all kinds of "whimsy" that he has racked his brains to get cheap. Even because of this bad habit, he is known all over the city. At present, it is about "network celebrities". In any case, everyone in the network celebrity can search and see his dirty clothes, but this person makes people around him dare not even live in front of his house, for fear that everything in his hand will be taken away by him, or that he will take a fancy to it and try his best to get it. Afraid of this, it can be seen that people are like rats, and everyone shouts. I want to stay away from his neighbors, relatives and friends. He was afraid that when he approached, even his property would be looted. A man is bold, carrying a piece of gravel. Think about it. If he robbed it, the rubble can still be used as a self-defense tool, but it is estimated that it will not be a big problem. After all, it's not anything valuable. No matter how greedy he is, he won't really pay his life for it. This man, of course, underestimated the depth of the greedy man's desire and was quietly entering the door. When the man saw him, he called him at once. The stone bearer is timid, and the stone in his hand is weighed and weighed, and he doesn't know whether to run away or wait for the man to come and hit him on the head. When the man rushed out with a kitchen knife, passers-by were even more afraid and tried to escape. However, he was too scared to do so, so he had to hold the gravel and put the kitchen knife on it to make a look of sharpening his knife at pigs and sheep. Is to grind it again. This person is also excited to grind over and over again, with an angry pleasure. Passers-by are too scared to move, just like a lamb to be slaughtered.

Fortunately, after sharpening the knife, the man looked at the blade and smiled proudly. It seems that all kinds of pains and entanglements that he can't take advantage of because he wants to take advantage of it on weekdays have been diluted under the light of this knife, so he waved heroically and said, let's go! I think passers-by will leave quickly with a little gratitude. Even because he didn't encounter misfortune, he forgave his little desire for cheap.

The men in Cheap are also typical of ordinary citizens. However, the greedy man thinks that he pays nothing, but he doesn't know that, invisibly, he loses more. No matter how long the low-quality life he bought with dignity is, he doesn't have to leave.