Crying for: Interesting cross talk manuscript.

A: Now let us tell you a cross talk.

B: Yes

A: This cross talk focuses on speaking, learning, teasing and singing. One person is a stand-up comic, two people are~~~~

A: What’s the matter?

B: Why are these lines the opening remarks? They have all been said in the previous performances

A: Have you said it?

B: I told you, would you like something fresh?

A: Would you like something fresh? (Commentary) Speaking of the general trend of the world, if we divide for a long time, we must unite, and if we unite for a long time, we must divide. The seven kingdoms fought over the weekend and merged with Qin. After Qin was destroyed, they merged with Han.

B: Okay. The beginning of the Romance of the Three Kingdoms.

A: How about my voice? Does it sound like Teacher Shan Tianfang?

B: You don’t sound like Shan Tianfang’s voice

A: Then I do?

B: The sound of a boar.

A: Hey, is it so unpleasant?

B: Don’t tell me, I really recited the words correctly.

A: That’s right, we have research on the Three Kingdoms.

B: Drink, if you say you are fat, you will gasp

A: I really have research

B: Well, let me test you

A: You said

B: This question is quite profound. If you can answer it correctly, just answer it. If you can’t, don’t pretend.

A: The harder the better, it seems We are good at it

B: There is one condition: you can’t think or turn over books, and you have to answer immediately. Can you do that?

A: Can you do it? You changed that word

B: Oh, can you call me mom?

A: Hi, I mean you removed the word "?"

B: OK?

A: Of course

B: Listen up, let’s say: Which one is smarter, Zhuge Liang or Kong Ming in the Romance of the Three Kingdoms? Answer

A: Zhuge Liang

Extended information:

Crosstalk is classified according to content and function:

1. Satirical crosstalk: can satirize oneself or someone else. For example, Hou Baolin's "Night Journey" (which satirizes people who do not obey traffic rules) and Jiang Kun's "Photographed Like This" (which satirizes the social phenomena during the Cultural Revolution).

2. Praising cross talk: mainly in mainland China, usually in line with government guidelines and policies. For example, Ma Ji's "New "Peach Blossom Spring"" (praising the new look of the socialist countryside) and Hou Yaowen's "Beijing-Kowloon Romance" (praising the builders of the Beijing-Kowloon Railway).

3. Entertainment cross talk: "Speaking in Dialects", "Love Songs" and the like.