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If you change your girlfriend's mind
I really want to tell him not to leave me, ok? Don't leave me, please don't leave me. I can't live without you. I love you very much. I really like you. I really can't live without you.
You are my most sincere love, but I didn't cherish you when you appeared in front of me. I regretted it when you left. I can't be with you. But I also figured it out, maybe you are not the last person I want to stay, because the person who is going to get married is not necessarily the person you love the most. I won't look back, I will look forward, after all, tomorrow is still beautiful.
I miss you very much, on a rainy night. I wonder if you are thinking of me on the other side of the screen. There is another very important thing. You are really cute when you are asleep. I really want to see it again when I have a chance. Please don't leave me.
All I can think about is you, and only you are in my love. Although I have no sweet words, I branded your feelings and thoughts in my heart, and I will love you forever and ever.
6. You always think I'm thin, so let me eat more. If you leave, will others let me eat more? Will someone scratch my back? I am sick, will others buy me milk? Will others want me to grow taller? Will others urge me to fight for my career? The answer is: no, others can't replace your good.
7. It is because of love that I quietly avoid it. What I avoid is the figure, but what I can't avoid is the silent feelings; Today I finally got up the courage to express my love to you.
8. If I had to choose again, I wouldn't choose you, because you kept me awake at night, unable to eat, and always missed you. But I will still choose you, because you make me feel warm and moved all the time.
9. I look forward to seeing the mysterious rainbow after the rain one day. I don't expect to see you. There is no wind, no rain, just you and me walking in the rain. Hugging in the wind.
10. In the end, it's just you. Let's walk together for life. Don't leave me!
1 1. I once loved you, which is true; It's true that I still love you. Once painful, it is true; This is still painful and real. Come back, I love you.
12. I don't know what happened to you. I haven't changed from beginning to end. Every time I hear you, I feel helpless. I hope you can give me a chance to start over with you.
13. Loving you is a warm memory, a romantic feeling, a sweet state of mind, a bitter wait, and a warm love that I want to say but can't say.
14. When I miss you, I will think of our past dribs and drabs, and sometimes I will really laugh casually, but in any case, I hope your heart is the same as mine, and your heart is corresponding.
15. The darker it is, the more I can think about many things. For example, I can't live without you.
16. You love it so much! I'm so afraid of losing each other for the first time! For the first time, I was too scared to be myself! I'm really afraid that things will happen as I think! I found that I can't live without you!
17. So dear, when I heard this, you should have understood how they left my innocent arms and couldn't bear the weight. Curious about the open corner, only eager for tears. You are an unexpected container, so don't leave me.
18. Your beauty attracted me. Your smile is as sweet as dew after the rain. I'm awake because I know I really love you.
19. If, as others say, we are a match made in heaven, then we will not be separated, because we were born together. But what about reality? We will also be apart, not all difficulties can be overcome. If I can choose, I really want to be a natural couple with you, even if there are changes in the future.
20. Maybe I don't know you, maybe I misunderstood you, but I will wait for you after I leave, waiting for you to let me take care of you and care about you one day.
2 1. Because of the vast sea of people, meeting you is the most beautiful accident. Everyone hopes to meet someone in the best years, but it is often when they meet someone that they will have the best years. As long as you don't let go, I can love you for a long time.
22. I can live without my girlfriend and money, but I can't live without you.
23. When I miss you, I will think of our past dribs and drabs, and sometimes I will really laugh casually, but in any case, I hope your heart is the same as mine, and your heart is corresponding.
24. I don't know how long the cherry blossom will last, and whether it is worth waiting for; I don't know how long a meteor can slide and whether it is worth pursuing. But I know that you are my very good friend, and it is worth my life to keep.
25. Do you know I can't live without you? I will accompany you for a long time.
26. The road to missing is endless; Rainbow brief and beautiful after the rain; Clouds in the air, drifting with the wind; A boat in the middle of the sea, with love as its sail; Starless night. Have a lamp as a companion; Without you, I just miss you
27. Sometimes it is sudden pessimism. Maybe it's mixed feelings, or it's sentimental when the physiological period is approaching. The absurd idea of questioning whether perfection can really exist makes me hate being wronged. Lao Lu's love is strong, intense, light and gentle, almost the oxygen of life. I was afraid of losing it, but I fell in love with it without hesitation. Don't leave me.
28. I can't live without you for half the time. In the other half of the time, I don't think it matters. It's not how much I love you, but how much I can stand.
29. It doesn't matter if we meet less, as long as you don't like others, fall in love with others and leave me.
Everyone loves you so much that we can't live without you. You and I will be better with time in the future.
3 1. I beg you not to go too far at night, just by my side, or you will spill too much beauty on the road. Although you are endless, can you give me that charming fragrance and elegant smile?
What can't you do? I won't leave you. What can't you do? I can't live without you.
Sponge can't live without babies, crayons can't live without Xiao Xin, cherries can't live without meatballs, and I can't live without you.
34. If; This is a causal cycle. I will smile and turn around so that you can't see my tears. If; Love is such a life. What can I complain about? If; I cried and said; Don't leave me, even if you stay, maybe there will be a love-hate relationship between us. Whose pain is it? I don't want to talk about it.
35. I guess you feel insecure, too. I'm too lazy to talk to you recently. The first news is that you waited for me outside for half an hour before you thought of asking my roommate to wake me up. I was surprised, too. Every time I sleep together, you hold me breathlessly and say don't leave me. It's really painful to say.
36. Don't leave me. I will be good. I can't sleep again. The heartache in my dream still lingers when I wake up.
I just want to say that you are the person I have been looking for. Meeting you in the vast sea of people is a kind of fate. I only hope to exchange my sincerity for your true feelings.
I still remember that we have many plans for the future. We agreed to buy a big house, one with a yard, and then plant your favorite flowers all year round and get a dog. Then I watch you play in the yard every day and grow old with you. Now that you're gone, I'm probably only getting old by myself.
I can't live without you. It's only a matter of time before I appear in your life circle, and I'm particularly determined. Don't give me a chance, or I will marry home sooner or later.
40. It suddenly occurred to me for the first time. I obviously can't take care of myself and I don't want to take care of her. I obviously can't protect myself, and I don't want to protect her. I have only one candy in my hand, but I will give it all to you. Don't leave me again.
4 1. What I want to say is: As long as you really love each other, even for one hour a day, you should not make a clean break. Maybe you will not love me in the future, maybe you will leave me, but I will always be responsible for you, that is, all your sufferings will always be mine. I think I love you. From now on, I can't be indifferent to you at any time.
42. I said: I can't live without you. Baby, I'm sorry. Baby, I love you.
A classic sentence, a heartbreaking sentence, makes my girlfriend change her mind.
A classic sentence, a heartbreaking sentence, makes my girlfriend change her mind.
1. If two people become friends after breaking up, it means that I have never loved you. Can I go back and be my lover again?
Maybe my willfulness makes you angry. Maybe I was really in a bad mood yesterday, but anyway, please don't mind.
Dear, it's hard for me to face the past and today after you left me with a lonely kiss. I really love you. I thought that as long as I kept my faith, I could see our life from a distance. But you and I, who walked through the gray track together, met wrong, and no matter what, the ending was actually a tearless regret. On a cold rainy night, I wandered on the platform with my cooled latosolic red blood. I looked up and couldn't see the moonlight. I was speechless. Early in the morning, the familiar dance music of the past came from the early train, which made my memory return to the lost days again. If there is love in heaven, can you tell me who can break everything and who will accompany me to travel?
Forever is really too long. Sorry, I can't wait for that day.
Maybe I don't know you, maybe I misunderstood you, but I will wait for you after I leave, waiting for you to let me take care of you and care about you one day.
6. You still owe me a deep hug and want to see your eyes to explain it, so I keep looking back. When I face the night alone, how can I hide it?
7. The man cried because he really loved him. The woman cried because she really gave up.
I admit that nothing is more painful than the punishment of love, and nothing is more enjoyable than serving love.
I want you to know that I love you. If you run away, I will definitely chase you. No matter where you are, even if it is a knife, a mountain and a sea of fire, I will definitely chase you.
10, be yourself when you break up. A person's world has its ups and downs, and there are also beautiful moments, which classify him as a memory.
1 1, I want you to know that in this world, there is someone waiting for you forever. No matter when and where, you know that there is always such a person.
12, I can't lose you because I love you, nor can I be calm because I'm sorry. I can't wait to tell you, sorry, I can't lose you!
13, I shouldn't bother to please your mother, let her old man often scold you and cause your dissatisfaction. I will please your mother on the basis of pleasing you in the future. Don't break up, okay?
14, when you said you wanted to eat rice noodles, I shouldn't take you to eat mala Tang. I thought it was all the same, but I beg to differ. The bamboo stick you poked in my hand made me completely understand that rice noodles and mala Tang really taste different.
15, my language is pale, but my modesty is sincere. I'm not going to explain any more. I hope you can accept my most sincere thanks!
16, it's all because of that damn temper. I will definitely scold it severely. Forgive me, okay?
17, lightning tore the sky at night, and the wind of regret fluttered everywhere. It's all my fault. The streets in a foreign land are flashing with longing for you.
18, I didn't find my feelings for you until I broke up. I can't live without you. Let's not be apart again, shall we?
19, I wonder how long the cherry blossom will last. Is it worth waiting? I don't know how long a meteor can slide and whether it is worth pursuing. But I know that you are my very good friend, and it is worth my life to keep.
20. When you asked me if I loved you that night, I shouldn't have said: It's not too late to regret, so you ignored me then. Actually, I should sing "Love You for Ten Thousand Years" loudly.
2 1. After receiving your message, I want to hear your voice, see your face and hold you in my arms.
22. When love is gone, please say a blessing to me. After all, I like it. If you don't come back to me, I will always be here waiting for you.
23. Singing sad songs and looking at the beloved girl. The heart is broken for you, the song is sung for you, and the heart is broken for you. I just want to make you happy, I'm sorry!
I shouldn't call you every weekend to invite you to my home. In fact, I want you to go home for free, but who knows that I regard you as a free labor, and my conscience is deeply uneasy. I was wrong!
25. It was my fault that day. I shouldn't ask you for money to buy something I like. As a result, you misunderstood that I ordered you to do this and that and overestimated my position in love. This is really not appropriate. Make sure it won't happen again
I miss our time together and your smile! Miss your good! Only blame yourself for not knowing how to cherish! Give us a chance to go back!
27. If I had to choose again, I wouldn't choose you, because you kept me awake at night, unable to eat, and always missed you. But I will still choose you, because you make me feel warm and moved all the time.
I shouldn't serve you like a servant when you are ill. I also need to master the cooking skills of chefs from all over the world and make delicious dishes for you. You also need to learn Zhao Benshan's funny skills to make you happy.
29. I wonder how you are now. I haven't changed from beginning to end. Every time I hear and see you, my emotions get out of control. I hope you can give me a chance to start over with you.
I'm sorry, I really don't want to hurt you. No one wants today's situation to happen Since everyone is unhappy, let's be ordinary friends.
3 1, the road to love is full of twists and turns. Our love is stuck in traffic at 5: 40 on the Third Ring Road in Beijing, and it will arrive at 8: 30 soon. I hope our love will be bon voyage! I don't have too many sweet words, I only have a heart that loves you forever. It was not easy for us to meet. Do you really want this love to blow away like the wind? The deeper you love, the more painful your heart is. Leaving you is my most painful choice.
I shouldn't pretend to be angry when you complain. In fact, I know it's all because you care about me and are nervous about me.
I shouldn't run back to see you every time without making an appointment in advance. I wanted to give you a surprise, but I always upset your activity plan and let you run out from the card winning field and the karaoke bar to pick me up, which disturbed your pleasure.
I don't know what to do at this time. I can't see your news or hear your voice. So quiet! My heart is broken! Come back quickly, my love!
35. The agreement between us is actually not that difficult. As long as you and I work hard, a bright future is waiting for us, believe in your own ability.
36. Happiness should be accompanied by sadness, and the rain will clear up. If rain remains after rain and sorrow remains after sorrow, please let us say goodbye calmly and look for an impossible you with a smile.
37. I shouldn't say that your new Liu Haier hairstyle looks out of date. Actually, it's beautiful. It can show your lovely and delicate side. In fact, there is another advantage, that is, you can avoid the eyes of those lotharios on the street like me described by you and fall on your increasingly youthful figure.
38. From now on, if you tell me to go east, I will never go west again. You asked me to go to the south to buy food, and I would never go to the north to choose carrots. I will love you, love you and spoil you. I will always think that you are the most beautiful. I won't lie to you, I must trust you.
I shouldn't have fixed my eyes on your beautiful female companion when we went shopping that day. Your arm bruise is a trivial matter, because I did violate the three principles, five disciplines and eight attentions. I made a profound and thorough review of this and resolutely put an end to similar situations in the future.
Will you please forgive me? I will prove it to you with my actions! I love you and follow you all my life, no matter how tortuous, stormy and bumpy our future road is! I will still go with you. I really love you!
4 1, the right person at the right time is a lifetime happiness, the wrong person at the right time is a lifetime heartbreak, the wrong person at the wrong time is a lifetime absurdity, and the wrong person at the wrong time is a lifetime sigh.
42. When you cook for the first time, I shouldn't frown at dinner to nip your enthusiasm for being a good wife and mother in the bud. Special statement: I really had a stomachache that day, not because the food was unpalatable.
43. You bought many beautiful but not practical items in the shopping mall. I shouldn't sigh Obviously, it's all your extravagance. Actually, I'm stingy. It's none of your business.
Break up with boys and keep your girlfriend. Move your girlfriend and make her change of heart.
I'm so nervous. I am writing this letter to you. I don't know what is waiting for me. Dear, how much I need you and want to work hard for you and make you happy. How many people can spoil you like me now? I'm afraid you'll be unhappy in the future and accidentally meet someone. I want to spend my whole life treating you as a treasure, caring for you and making you happy.
On the day you left, I decided not to shed tears, covering my eyes against the wind and trying not to blink.
After climbing the stairs, the door opened and my room was still empty. Now I can't hear that familiar voice. The computer screen seems to be much darker, and the car horn on the road sounds even more miserable. How many times do I expect you to leave me a message on QQ or mobile phone when I come back from work? I used to insist every time I was in a mood, but this time?
You always think I'm thin. Let me eat more. If you leave, will others let me eat more? I am sick, will others feed me? Will others want me to gain weight? Will others urge me to fight for my career? The answer is no, others can't replace your good!
I won't hurt you again.
Use the scarf you gave me to see it three times a day and miss you once. Looking at the scarf you gave me next to me, I asked it, is she gone? Why are you still waiting there? It replied, I believe she will come back. She should wear a scarf when it is cold!
Heartbeat love needs to go through so many hardships, but you and I still love each other in this chaotic world. Although you are cruel to me, I still put down my dignity, personality and stubbornness to save it, because I can't let go of you and our newly blooming love.
Once I didn't know how to love you, now I can't talk about how much I love you, but I will use everything I have to prove my love for you!
I miss you so much. It's been days, but it seems like a century. I wonder if your mood has improved? Are you okay? I shouldn't have pestered you and annoyed you the other day. I'm really sorry. I shouldn't bother you when you are tired. I hope you are happy.
The encounter in this life is the unfinished fate in the last life. After drinking Meng Po Tang, I crossed the Naihe Bridge and forgot the joys and sorrows of my previous life. What I can't forget is missing you. After a thousand years, I am carrying endless thoughts and looking forward to meeting you again. I stayed on the windowsill for many nights, just to feel your presence from the wind and soothe my thoughts. Maybe you have forgotten, but I will never give up and stick to this regretless love.
Because I love you, I am willing to bless you with a smile. Watching you leave, sad tears will flow down and it will hurt. How I wish you could look back at me and let us hug again?
I hurt you, I know I don't know how to cherish, and I deserve to lose you. But I want to say, if you give me another chance, I will take good care of you, so that you won't be hurt at all, and you won't shed a tear, so that we will never be separated again for the rest of our lives.
On the day you left, I decided not to shed tears, covering my eyes against the wind and trying not to blink.
Magnificent sunshine warms the earth, but you are not by my side. Last year, we passed by Pengze Diaoyutai, and I said I really wanted to board it with you. Do you remember? Because I saw it was quite tall and beautiful, and I felt so close to God. I want to hold your hand there and shout loudly: Oh, my God, did you see this girl beside me? Her name is Sisi. I love her very much. I want to give her all the happiness. Bless us.
Can we try again?
I don't know what to do at this time. I can't see your news or hear your voice. So quiet! My heart is broken! Come back quickly, my love!
Use the scarf you gave me to see it three times a day and miss you once. Looking at the scarf you gave me next to me, I asked it, is she gone? Why are you still waiting there? It replied, I believe she will come back. She should wear a scarf when it is cold!
Heartbeat love needs to go through so many hardships, but you and I still love each other in this chaotic world. Although you are cruel to me, I still put down my dignity, personality and stubbornness to save it, because I can't let go of you and our newly blooming love.
I choose to have you forever. Now God has punished me for being a greedy person, but God doesn't know that at that night, every smile of the girl went through my chest and came to the deepest part of my heart, a place called forever.
Living in a world without you is more painful than any punishment. You know, you are irreplaceable to me.
Your heart is still so kind, bless me and pity me. Even if it hurts again, I don't regret loving you, only regretting that I didn't love you well when I had you and didn't give you many sweet memories. Really blame yourself!
Don't you know how much I love you?
No matter the ends of the earth, no matter spring, summer, autumn and winter, I will definitely take you with me, and wherever I go, you are the heaviest bag in my life. Think about it, only you are the best for me. If you don't want me, who will?
I met you among thousands of people and in thousands of years. I caught up with you without a step earlier or a step later, just to gently ask: hello! Pig head! Will you be my girlfriend?
If you were a flower, I would like to be that cow dung; If you are cow dung, I would like to be that fly. If you were a fly, I would like to make an egg with a seam. If you are an egg, I would like to make tea.
If you receive this message, it means that you like me. If you delete it, you have a crush on me If you reply to the message, you just want to marry me. If you don't, you promise to marry me. If you modify it, it will be mine. If you save it, the rest of your life will be mine.
I don't know if the moon can represent my heart, but I tell you, I really love you! I can't find a standard to measure how much I love you, but I assure you that time can witness my love for you all my life!
You are my winter cotton-padded jacket and summer ice cream. You are the Apollo in my life. I am willing to pull a scooter and collect junk for you! I am willing to walk side by side with you, and Qianshan will certainly cross it, as long as you are willing to marry me.
I miss day and night, too, all the time; Walking and watching, stopping and watching, missing everywhere; Wake up and read, dream and read, all day long; Know that I miss you, I miss you, and hold hands with you in my dream tonight!
Time has built a house, concern is the bright window, trust is the wall, understanding is the tile, loyalty is the beam, and our love is the lamp that illuminates this room. Dear, thank you for giving me a warm home.
The sky is blue, the earth is wide, and the heart is missing; Holding the breeze, scattering acacia, holding the drizzle, complaining for a long time; Thinking of you, thinking of you and looking at you, my heart has already fallen for you! Will you accept my love?
Now I know that loving you is a crime. Think about it and daydream; Love it, love it without regrets; I looked at it. It's a repeater. I love you hopelessly!
Love comes from affection, and love comes from affection. Tomorrow, February 14, ancient and modern Valentine's Day, send my best wishes and greetings. I wish you happiness. Enjoy the time with your lover and play with your friends. Happy Valentine's Day!
Regret, really. I even want to marry you for our future, but I never said so. If I stay in Zhejiang, I will work hard for a few years and find a way. Let's get married first. We'll do it ourselves. No matter where you want to go, I will accompany you and work hard for us in the future.
If I can, I would rather be a child and stand in front of you empty-handed and expect your pity; If I can, I'd rather be a beggar and walk by your door. I long for your love in my empty bowl.
There is a wall in your heart, but I found a window, which is warm and shimmering occasionally. My love will climb the window like Hua Teng and bloom slowly. You will find that the sadness you once had will slowly melt away!
Usually there are three kinds of love dramas: people who love you don't love you, people you love don't love you, and people who love each other can't be together. I don't like any of these three. I have rehearsed carefully for so many years just to stage the fourth edition with you!
You are my whole life, and you are my life's stake. For you, for your hardships and sufferings, for your busy life, I still have no hesitation. Because you are all my sweet happiness.
The warmth of love, being cold is also sunshine; The sweetness of love, sadness is also a kind of beauty; The integrity of love, across the horizon, is also dependent on the soul; Love is eternal, so is a short meeting.
Honey, I bought a ticket! The starting point is this life and the end point is the afterlife. Please obey the eternal rules when you get on the bus! People and hearts should not stick out of the car at will! Don't jump in the middle I hope we can love each other forever! Never separate-inseparable
My love for you is always a little more than yesterday and a little less than tomorrow. Love you more every day! No matter how far the kite flies, the thread will always be in the kite's hand, and no matter where I am, my heart will always be with you!
You told me to take care of me all my life, but you broke your word, but it doesn't matter. I will wait for you forever and ever, waiting for you to fulfill your promise. I have a tear from you in my heart. When will you come back to dry it?
The air is hot, the heart is hot, and sweat drops are oozing out. Sticking to the tip of my hair, sticking to my thoughts of you. You occupy my heart and speed up my heartbeat. I dare not expect anything, I just want to walk out of a line of love with you!
I want to wait for you to change your mind for a lifetime.
1, there is a person in the world who always misses him when he doesn't meet, but when he meets, he blushes and his heart beats and he can't speak. He always grabs your heart easily, makes you forget it, and reminds you that you can't sleep well, but you are still happy because you love him. He is your sweetest and sweetest burden. This man is called a lover.
Saying that I don't like you a hundred times doesn't change the fact that I like you.
I don't accept you not because I don't love you, but because I hope you can have something better.
If you are too close, you will always see flaws, and so will people.
5, whether happiness is too light and too heavy, excessive use does not itch or hurt.
6. Happiness is a cake in poverty and a look at the center of trouble.
7. I like her clean and beautiful. Why did you dirty her again?
8. Everyone is selfish. Who will really care about you except your family?
9.MD My clothes have lost weight again ~
10, when a man starts picking on you, it means he wants to say goodbye to you.
1 1. I seriously doubt that Yue Lao weaves long trousers with my red rope.
12, the person who said that he missed me, loved me and spoiled me, and I would always accompany me. Where have you been?
13, even if you are already taken, I will use flowers instead of trees.
14, I would rather laugh at this tear than cry and say regret.
15, I want to wait for you to change your mind for a lifetime.
16. When you and I meet many years later, will you say to me: Do I love your face destroyed by years more than your beauty when you were young?
17, determining whether you like someone is actually very simple: you want to kiss her when you are close to her.
18, man, you are very handsome and drag. If you want to play with love, please go home and grow good food first.
19. Explaining our reality by other people's standards will only make us more and more unfamiliar. More and more introverted, more and more lonely.
20. If you don't want to marry a school, like one!
2 1, standing in a corner of the world, watching autumn alone.
22. After being hurt by you, my mind is blank now; Maybe maybe I'm starting to forget you.
23. You are as naive as a child, thinking that he will only leave for a while and will not go far.
24. Except you, all the prosperity is the background.
25. If you are killed by your throat, press it and scratch its armpit.
26. Some parting is involuntary, but we must firmly believe that there will be better encounters.
27. Maturity may be that you turn your back in the first second, want to swear, turn around, laugh at once, and be cheerful.
28. Not everyone who loves you can wait for you in the same place.
29. The most disturbing novel I have ever read is that you told another girl my fault.
When someone asks you what color you like, it must be because you are interested.
3 1, love is like life, life is like water.
32. If you like someone, your eyesight will get worse. Except for the person you like, you will gradually lose sight of others.
33. Life-after class, I went to school, had a holiday, graduated, got old, regretted and died.
I don't care that I think others are my friends and hate me, as long as you are by my side.
35. Why do you need two people to agree when you are together, and only one person needs to make a decision when you are apart?
36, and pain, but it has become a profound psychological notch, indelible.
37. [Who's kidding? Cover up the heartbeat through excitement]
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