Funny jokes that make people laugh, humorous and funny sentences (selected 61 sentences)

1. Eat! Let food fill the emptiness in my heart!

2. This is a very hard-working person. He is busy when others are sleeping, and he has something that others don’t have. He has both.

3. You were born great, but your life is miserable.

4. I heard that watching martial arts movies can help you lose weight, because they often say, you will suffer (skin) to death!

5. I curse you for buying instant noodles without seasoning packets.

6. Once upon a time, there was a girl who loved to stay up late. Later, when she tied her hair up, she looked like an elder brother.

7. Spit is used to count money, not to reason.

8. As a monster, my wish is to destroy at least one Ultraman.

9. Although you are single, you are as fat as two people.

10. Heroes don’t care about the way out, and rogues don’t care about age.

11. Confessing love is not necessarily a good thing. It will look shady.

12. When I was a child, I often liked to comb my hair like an adult. Only when I grew up did I realize that adults don’t have any hair.

13. Confucius said: If you don’t sleep at noon, you will collapse in the afternoon! Mencius said: Confucius is right!

14. When you are falling out of love, encourage yourself, there will be someone who loves you in front of you. People are waiting for you.

15. The weather today is very good, suitable for playing and hugging.

16. Once upon a time, it was difficult to find water in the sea, but it would be a trap except Wushan.

17. I’ve been under a lot of pressure lately, and I’m chewing Wangwang snow cakes more than others.

18. Hello, I am a country bumpkin who is a friend of a rich man.

19. The dangerous building is a hundred feet high. If you jump off, you will die.

20. The long longing turned into a small sign in my hand, and was chanted into a thin and handsome line of poetry.

21. What is happiness? Happiness is when you eat fish, I eat meat, and watch others chew bones.

22. The wind was so strong that it messed up my hair and blew your wig off.

23. There is no wall that is airtight, and there is no beam that cannot be hung.

24. Cold is just one word. I only say it once. I know you will use snot instead.

25. I came quietly and left quietly. I waved my dagger and left no one alive.

26. When parents deceive their children, it is called education; when children deceive their parents, it is called deception; when they deceive each other, it is called generation gap.

27. If you believe it, believe it. If you don’t believe it, don’t believe it. Return the whole WeChat.

28. If I learn electric welding, will it make your eyes shine?

29. I searched for her thousands of times in my dream, but suddenly I looked back and saw that the person was taking off her clothes on the bed.

30. If the whole world doesn’t want you anymore, remember to come to me. I know several human traffickers.

31. Hold the child’s hand and drag him away! If he doesn’t leave, knock him unconscious and continue dragging him away!

32. When you see an injustice on the road, roar Go forward.

33. The secret to staying young: lying about your age.

34. If you can’t do anything, you will be poor and happy every day.

35. Even though you are wearing cologne, I can still vaguely smell the smell of scum.

36. Others have a background, but I only have a back.

37. If you do not have medical insurance or life insurance, do not act bravely after dark

38. As your good friend, I must tell you that I am not afraid of you being taken advantage of. I'm afraid you're useless.

39. On Valentine's Day, those who have lovers start to get excited, and they get so excited that they finally break up on Valentine's Day.

40. Are you Qiugao? I am almost pissed off by you.

41. You get up early and I get up early. We will be together sooner or later.

42. There is a man who, no matter what happens to you, will love you, love you, and pamper you as always. That man is your father.

43. Falling in love is too difficult, please help me.

44. Don’t come to me when nothing happens, and don’t come to me when something happens.

45. I am an angel. The reason why I cannot go back to heaven is because of my weight.

46. I am a passerby that you turn around and forget about. Why should I accompany you to the end of the world?

47. Why do successful people like to feed you chicken soup? Because they eat the chicken It's over.

48. If you are destined not to give me the response I expect, then stay at a safe distance.

49. When will the bright moon appear? Look up.

50. The weather forecast says there will be no wind today. It seems that I will be hungry again.

51. Because you don’t love me, it doesn’t matter how much love I give you.

52. The little girl dreamed of finding a white horse. When she opened her eyes, she found that the world was full of gray donkeys. After being heartbroken, she could only choose a strong one from the group. , such a donkey is named: Economical Male.

53. Since I got mental illness, I have become more energetic.

54. Even the air in your world is so happy, but my world is full of gloom.

55. If I can’t close my eyes during class, can I still hold my face up?

56. It’s noon time to hoe weeds. Summer vacation is really hard. There are so many homeworks that I can’t finish them all!

57. Since ancient times, there have been no pretty girls on the Internet. The remaining flowers and willows are everywhere. There are several pairs of mandarin ducks, also pheasants and wolves.

58. My bestie is a Chinese-American. I am a Chinese-American.

59. Don’t force me, otherwise I will become great and out of control.

60. The highest state of work is to watch others go to work and receive other people’s wages.

61. When I was a child, I thought I could save the whole world when I grew up. When I grew up, I realized that the whole world could not save me.