Jokes about ancient and modern couplets

The first part: Mr. Mo grinds ink, and Mr. Mo splashes ink.

Bottom line: one incense burns coal, and the coal explodes one incense and two eyebrows.

Part I: Looking for edible mussels by the water in Fo Yin.

Bottom line: Take it home from Dongpo River.

Part I: Wheat seeds are irrigated in heavy rain.

Bottom line: Tian He in the dry highlands must do it.

Part one: Chickens are eager to eat beans.

Bottom line: beams are cool in summer.

The first part: the tung tree on the tree, the boy under the tree, the boy playing with the tung tree, and the tung tree that fell on the boy.

Bottom line: outside the front garden, inside the house, outside the garden, outside the garden, outside the garden, outside the garden, outside the garden, outside the net.

Homophonic joke

(Remarks! This is a village with poor Mandarin! )

After the county magistrate finished speaking, the host said, "Please give me sausages and pickles!"

Now, please talk to the township head! )

The township head said, "Rabbit, the dog ate today's meal, and everyone is a big jerk!" " "

Comrades, that's enough for today. We are all big bowls! )

An old man said, "No pickles, I'll pick up a lump of shit and lick it for you ..."

Don't talk, I'll tell you a story.

A county magistrate with a strong accent went to the village to give a report: "rabbit, shrimp, pig tail!" No pickles, pickles are too expensive! ! "

Attention, comrades and villagers! Stop talking and have a meeting now! ! )

The coach said, "Class One kills chickens, Class Two steals eggs, and I'll cook porridge for you."

One kind of shooting, the other kind of bombing. Let me show you. )