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Couples' bedtime stories coax their girlfriends [10]
Couples' bedtime stories coax girlfriends 1
Piggy carrying watermelon
In spring, mother pig took her little pig Lulu and planted a large watermelon on the hillside. In summer, watermelon fields are full of round and big watermelons.
One day, the sun shone brightly on the earth. God, it's so hot. Mother pig said to the pig, "Lulu, go back to our field and pick a big watermelon to quench your thirst!" " "Pig Lulu said happily," All right! " Then he ran to the watermelon field. Go to the field to see. Oh, there are big watermelons everywhere, so lovely! Lulu picked one and picked it off. He put his arm around the watermelon and tried to pick it up and carry it home. "Oh, it's too heavy! "Lulu tried to hold it several times and didn't hold it up. She was so tired that she was sweating. He straightened up, wiped the sweat on his face, wanted to have a rest, and then tried to hug a watermelon. Suddenly, he saw Pippi the little monkey playing with hoop on the road at the foot of the mountain. Piglet patted the back of his head and said happily, "Yes, I have an idea. "What can we do? The pig thinks that the iron ring is round and can roll. Watermelon is also round. Can't you get out? Thinking of this, the pig forgot to rest and put the watermelon on the ground. Gollum, Gollum, roll forward until the watermelon comes home.
Mother pig saw Lulu, a pig, carrying a big round watermelon home, and praised Lulu as a thinking pig doll!
Bedtime stories of lovers coaxing their girlfriends II
The monkey snatched the lighter.
The flood disaster caused by heavy rain has trapped Xiao Wang and Xiao Zhang in the mountains for three days. They have eaten up the extra food, and in the following days, they have to rely on wild fruits on the mountain to satisfy their hunger.
This morning, Xiao Wang ate a few wild fruits and drank a few mouthfuls of water from the stream, and suddenly his stomach ached.
"What's the matter?" Xiao Zhang said to Xiao Wang, "We all eat and drink the same. I don't have a stomachache. Why is there a stomachache? "
Xiao Wang said, "I have this problem since I was a child. I can't drink cold water when I eat fruit! " "
"But there is no hot water in this mountain!" Xiao Zhang frowned at the surrounding mountains.
Xiao Wang said, "Wait, maybe it will be all right after a while!" " "
They stopped talking.
However, after a while, Xiao Zhang found that Xiao Wang's pain was aggravated and a lot of sweat had already appeared on his forehead.
"What can I do? I can't get out! " Xiao Zhang looked at the turbulent landscape in the ravine and said anxiously.
"I have a lighter here. When I entered the mountain, my father asked me to take it with me in case of wolves. " Xiao Wang said with some difficulty, "If only there were a pot."
"pot!" Xiao Zhang suddenly remembered something and said happily, "We can make a pot!" "
At some point, Xiao Zhang took out a piece of paper from his backpack and folded it into a circle with a depression in the middle. Then, I found three stones and built them into a stove. After putting the paper pot on the stove, press the edge of the paper pot with a few small stones. Then, he poured some water from a drink bottle into the stream and put it in a paper pot.
"What are you doing?" Xiao Wang asked curiously.
"Give you hot water to drink!" Xiao Zhang said proudly.
"Can you do that?" Xiao Wang has a smile on his face.
"The teacher said, why not!" Xiao Zhang said that he found some dry firewood under the rock and put it under the paper pot, then lit it with a lighter.
Couples' bedtime stories coax their girlfriends 3
Bear and chipmunk lie on the shore, quietly looking at the unknown wild flowers on the ground.
Bear sits on the chipmunk in his hand, and then he gently moves his hand to his eyes: "Chipmunk, do you like me?"
Chipmunk raised his paw and compared his head: "I like you like a pine nut." The bear smiled gently.
Chipmunk gawked at him and smiled. Suddenly, he leaned down and kissed him gently on the face. ....
Then she curled up in her soft fur. "I like you better than pine nuts in the forest ..." A thin voice came from under her soft fur. ....
The bear knocked down the chipmunk and the chipmunk stood up angrily. The bear knocked down the chipmunk again, and the chipmunk stood up and pushed the bear hard. The bear knocked down the chipmunk again, and the chipmunk sat on the ground and shouted angrily, "Mud ... why does the mud bully the nest ..."
The bear scratched his head: "Ah? I didn't. I just like ... I like you so much. "
Chipmunks ...
The chipmunk looked at the bear standing straight there with some distress. She looked at her little paw, compared it with the bear's palm, and sighed again.
Bear crouched down and cocked his head at the sighing chipmunk. "Chipmunk, aren't you happy?"
At this time, the chipmunk's eyes lit up, grabbed the bear's foot and began to climb. One hour, two hours, three hours. ....
Chipmunks climbed onto the bear's head and brushed off its furry hair with their little paws. Suddenly, the bear gasped and said, "Chipmunk, why are you pulling my hair?"
The chipmunk didn't answer, and the little body was still drilling into the bear's hair. ....
The bear said, why do you keep drilling into my hair? It's cold!
Chipmunk said, I just want to kiss your forehead.
Couples' bedtime stories coax their girlfriends 4
Tommy's Guoguo Hong story
Tommy Dalmatian found a Guoguo red in the forest, and Guoguo red looks like a big glass bead.
Tommy put it under his nose and smelled it. It is delicious and sweet.
A bobcat is coming. Tommy asked Bobcats, "Can Guoguo Hong eat?" The bobcat said, "Yes, it's delicious." As soon as Tommy put Guoguo red to his mouth, the squirrel shouted, "Tommy, you can't eat Guoguo red, be careful it is poisonous."
Tommy was shocked. He looked at the woodpeckers carefully again and said, "No problem, I can eat several at a time."
The little squirrel said, "I can't eat." Last time my cousin ate one, but if he didn't, he took a bite and was hospitalized. "
They are noisy, some say they can eat, others say they can't eat. At this moment, Uncle Fat Bear came over. Uncle Fat Bear said, "Tommy, I like Guoguo Red best. Guoguo Red is my breakfast. You see, Uncle is so strong because he ate Guoguo Red. "
Tommy put Guoguo fragrance in his mouth and closed his eyes, trying to taste Guoguo fragrance. Suddenly, Tommy heard a terrible scream.
Tommy took out Guoguo Red and looked at the red fox in surprise. The scream came from the fox's throat.
The red fox snatched the red and said, "I'll see if it can be eaten."
The red fox looked at the red and said angrily, "It is poisonous. Stay away from me. " Red fox waved, as if throwing Guoguo Hong out.
Red Fox put his hands behind his back, hiding Tommy's Guoguo Red in his hand. He is too proud. Red fox thought, "You are really a group of idiots."
When friends left, the red fox took a big bite of Guoguo Hong. The red fox makes a "tut-tut" sound when eating. Guoguo red tastes good. Eating and eating, Red Fox felt something was wrong with her stomach. "ouch, ouch." Red fox has a bad stomachache.
"Help! Help! " The red fox cried out in pain. The friends didn't go far, but they all ran back when they heard the cry of the red fox.
The red fox rolled on the ground and shed a lot of blood in its mouth. That's Guoguo Hong's juice. Tommy said, "Red Fox, you are bleeding."
Uncle Fat Bear knew at a glance that the red fox had eaten Guoguo Red. He picked up the fox and said, "Come on, let's go to the hospital."
All my friends have run away.
As they walked, they guessed, what's wrong with the red fox, so terrible, and so much blood has been shed?
Couples' bedtime stories coax their girlfriends 5
All socks.
"mom! One of my toes turned blue? ! "Xiaohua Mall, a man named Doudou, found that one of his toes had changed color and screamed for his mother.
"ah? ! What's going on here? ! "Mother cat saw the color change greatly. She picked up her daughter and ran to the hospital.
The young doctor looked at Doudou's toes and was shocked. Without thinking, he blurted out: "It's cancer, remove it immediately!"
The young doctor arranged the operation very urgently and cut off Doudou's toe like lightning.
A few days after leaving the hospital, Doudou was surprised to find that his other toe turned green.
Doudou is another sigh; Mom is running all the way again; The young doctor is afraid again. He didn't even look back, so he said, "The cancer cell has metastasized, so remove it immediately! ! "
Flying sand and stones, lightning and thunder, after a period of intensive surgery, Doudou lost another toe.
Who knows, just after leaving the hospital, something terrible happened again: "Mom, am I going to die?" Doudou looked at his blue toes and burst into tears in despair.
Doudou's father comforted his daughter and said to his wife, "Wife, why don't we go and see another doctor?" At this rate, the child's toes will be cut off sooner or later. Without toes, let alone catching mice, it is even difficult to take care of yourself. "
"That's right." Mother cat said, "honey, just do as you say."
So, mom and dad replaced Doudou with an old doctor with white hair and beard.
After the old doctor looked at Doudou's green toes, he calmly looked at Doudou's face, felt Doudou's pulse and asked Doudou to stick out his tongue for him.
"Doctor, do you want to cut off your toes?" Mother cat asked anxiously.
"What's with the good toes?" The old doctor said quietly.
"How should my daughter's illness be treated?" Father cat asked.
"According to my years of experience and your daughter's current situation, I think it is enough to change a pair of socks."
"Doctor, socks can also cure diseases?" Father cat asked blankly.
"Confused, your daughter is not sick, and the socks she wears are faded."
After listening to the old doctor's words, mom and dad couldn't say anything, and their intestines were going to regret it.
Couples' bedtime stories coax their girlfriends 6
Xiaohua Mall visited the market.
The weather is very good today. Xiaohua Mall begged her mother to go shopping. Mother Cat promised Xiaohua Mall and took Xiaohua Mall's hand to the market.
The market is very lively, with shoppers, shoppers and acrobats ... in short, there are all kinds of food and drink in the market. Xiaohua Mall touched here and there with his little hand for a while, which was very interesting, but what attracted him most was the game machine. He is busy in front of the game machine and has a good time. Finally, at the insistence of his mother, he reluctantly left.
"Mom, look! What's ahead? That's a rocking car. I like riding a rocking car best. Mom, give me money! " Before Mother Cat could answer, Xiaohua Mall ran to the rocking car and climbed up quickly. Mother cat had no choice but to put the money in the rocking car.
"Oh, I'm dizzy," Xiaohua Mall shouted, and Mother Cat hurriedly took Xiaohua Mall off the rocking car.
It turned out that Xiaohua Mall had been playing in the sun for too long and suffered from heatstroke. Mother Cat took Xiaohua Mall home, opened the window to ventilate, and wiped Xiaohua Mall with warm water.
After a while, Xiaohua Mall opened her eyes and her mother brought a watermelon to Xiaohua Mall. Xiaohua Mall felt much better after eating watermelon.
"Mom, how did I faint just now?" Xiaohua Mall asked. "Because it's hot outside, you sweat a lot and play for too long, so you're dehydrated.
Pay attention to drink plenty of water when you go out to play in the future, just don't play for too long. "After listening to his mother, Xiaohua Mall nodded heavily.
Couples' bedtime stories coax their girlfriends 7
Grandpa's hat
Winter is coming, the north wind is blowing, and the weather is very cold. There is a poor bird. It was shivering with cold on the branch.
An old man came. He saw the bird shivering with cold on the branch and thought, "What a poor bird! Such a cold day will definitely freeze to death. "
The bird saw grandpa and said, "The wind blew away our nest. We have no home and are shivering with cold. " Grandpa said, "Don't worry, I'll help you find a way." Grandpa made a bird's nest with his hat. Grandpa's hat is really warm.
The bird thought: There are many birds in the forest who are afraid of cold. They must be shivering with cold, too. Call them quickly.
So all the birds flew into grandpa's hat. Grandpa's hat is really warm. They are very grateful to grandpa and happily sing to him.
Since then, grandpa has come to see birds and listen to birds sing every day. The birds are very happy.
However, one day, grandpa didn't come. It turned out that grandpa was ill. The bird also knows the news that grandpa is ill. I think: Grandpa must have given us his hat. He is ill. Let's make a hat for grandpa. The bird made a hat out of its own feathers and gave it to grandpa.
Grandpa is very grateful to the bird. A few days later, grandpa recovered.
Couples' bedtime stories coax their girlfriends 8
Xiao Hu Li qi you dream city
The fox heard that there is a city called "Dream City" at the end of the world, so he came to "Dream City" by spaceship.
As soon as he entered the gate of "City of Dreams", Fox got excited. Because everything here is different from my hometown: chocolate juice flows in the river, colorful candy is hung on the trees, and even the people here are grown from sugar beans!
Suddenly, a sugar bean man saw the little fox and shouted, "Oh, my God, come and see, what is this?" Then, the jelly beans came running one after another. After a while, a large group of jelly bean people surrounded the little fox. "Who are you?" "Where are you from?" What are you doing here? They asked noisily.
Fox ignored them, got on the spaceship and continued to fly to the center of the "dream city". As soon as I got off the spaceship, I was surrounded by a group of jelly bean people asking questions. Fox was about to talk to them when suddenly a gust of wind blew. A jelly bean man pulled the fox up and ran: "Come with me, that monster is coming to arrest people again!" " "But it's too late. The fox was taken away by a terrible monster before he ran out a few steps.
After a long time in a daze, the little fox found himself taken to a desert by a big monster. I saw thousands of jelly bean people doing coolies, and there were many ugly monsters watching them around. Suddenly, several dark clouds appeared in the sky. Soon, the dark clouds cleared and a witch fell from the sky. The witch is tall, with a black face and big ears. She is ugly. When she saw another unusual little guy on the construction site, she smiled and said, "Welcome to my kingdom. You are all my slaves. From now on, you boil water and wash my face every day. If you are lazy, you will never be soft! " Then there was a strong wind and it disappeared.
Fox has been thinking of a clever plan to save himself and the candy man. At night, Fox sneaked into the witch's room and saw the witch sleeping! The witch put it by the bed with a shiny red stone in her hand, thought Fox. That stone must be very important to the witch, perhaps it is the legendary elf stone, which controls the witch's soul! Thinking of this, the fox quietly approached the witch, jumped up, smashed the stone with one foot, and the witch died motionless in her sleep. Facts have proved that Fox's guess is correct. This stone is really the lifeblood of the witch. When the fox crushed the stone, the witch naturally lost her life.
After the witch died, the monster who looked after the jelly bean man also ran away. Fox released the jelly bean man who worked as a coolie, and then flew home happily in a spaceship.
Couples' bedtime stories coax their girlfriends 9
The beauty of ducklings
The duckling came to swim by the river in the park. Just when I was happy, a white dove flew over and sneered, "Look! What an ugly guy. "
The duckling saw his own shadow in the water, with a flat mouth, leafy feet and thick feathers. No wonder pigeons laugh at themselves. Returning to the duck house at night, the duckling asked his mother sadly, "Why can't we ducks fly like winged birds, with inseparable toes and long and hard mouths?"
The next morning, mother duck took her ducklings to swim by the river. Mother Duck said, "Our toes can't be separated, but we can paddle our wheels in the water and let us play freely in the water and walk on land."
"Our long and hard mouths can freely reach underwater to find food, which is waterproof and not easy to get hurt."
"Our thick feathers can be used as cotton-padded clothes to keep warm, and they can also keep us afloat and waterproof."
The duckling fluttered its wings happily and said, "So we have so many advantages!" " "
Appearance is innate, don't be ashamed of appearance, everyone has their own unique beauty.
Couples' bedtime stories coax girlfriends 10
Fruit of vole
In the last class in the afternoon, the class "banquet" began. The students put all their dishes on the table, and a smell filled the classroom, making the little yellow dog drool.
After Mr. Elk, the principal, came in with a "gourmet tasting group", he nodded and said, "Good, good, good …" Every time he tasted the food cooked by the students, the principal especially ate the braised pork ribs in lynx and gave a thumbs up. "Good, delicious, good!"
Lynx wagged its tail happily.
After the "tasting group" left, Teacher Zebra gave the order and everyone began to taste the dishes.
Swallows flew in and drank a song for everyone. The white swan said an allegro. It's a pity that their voices are not good. The lynx suggested that the little yellow dog tell a joke, but when he talked about being happy, he kept sneezing and his nose was flying all over the sky, almost polluting the whole table.
After the students laughed for a while. I began to taste delicious dishes again.
The lynx found that Baker the vole had never touched his chopsticks. I think: are these dishes not to his taste, or does he feel sick and don't want to eat them? Lynx asked Baker calmly, and Baker didn't say anything.
The swallow whispered to the lynx, "Baker has no money at home and only brought a fruit platter. I am a little embarrassed to see that my classmates are cooking with fish and meat. "
"I see." Lynx looked at the little yellow dog. "Little yellow dog, why do you always eat ribs? Not tired? " Say, pick up a piece of fruit and throw it into your mouth.
Little yellow dog looked at the lynx: "There is such a plate of fruit all over the table, and I don't want to eat it." As he spoke, he threw a piece of fruit into his mouth and sneezed twice.
"You can't sneeze at the fruit platter. Your nose is flying everywhere. How can others eat it? Really unsanitary! " Lynx quickly picked up the plate.
The white swan craned its neck and took away a piece of fruit: "Lynx. Do you want to take it all away? "
Look at the lynx, the yellow dog and the white swan scrambling for the platter, all vying for fruit. Soon, the platter was robbed.
Swallows fly in the air: "What a pity! What a pity! There are too few platters. "
The vole baker Fu Tiantian smiled. Lynx helped the glasses frame and the little yellow dog sneezed.
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